just diagnosed with forehead kiss deficiency:/

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just diagnosed with forehead kiss deficiency:/
There is a sense of relief when you find out that someone is an asshole in general, and not just towards you.
Thereâs no worse feeling than that millisecond youâre sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back just a little too far.
*thinks of all my worst memories so that every empath in a mile radius takes psychic damage*
LAJDLQBDOJDKD WHY IS THAT ACTUALLY FUNNY
E N S L A V E D M O I S T U R E
GLSKGKSKGMSKVK
*drinks water*Â
prison transfer
The Lincoln Assassination is really just wild if you think about it for a moment. The younger brother of one of the most famous actors in the country- himself a famous actor and heartthrob in his own right- killed the President in a theatre and yelled âSic semper tyrannis,â a line often associated with Brutus, a character that his brother had famously played.
Like, imagine if Liam Hemsworth killed the Prime Minister of Australia at a red carpet movie premiere or something and yelled âI went for the head,â and Chris had to leave the Avengers press tour to tell everyone, âI swear I had nothing to do with this.â Imagine how weird that would be.
âŚa whole history major and yet this post is the first time Iâve fully appreciated the weirdness of the Lincoln assassination
remember eating out? remember that
where is the line in these difficult times, really
My mom kept sheep on our balcony and asked me to put a very big rug-sized slice of cheese on the floor.
Every single odd number has an âeâ in it.
LISTEN-
Not all of them. 30 and 50 arenât spelled with the letter e in it âŚ
father godÂ
âŚif you can split a number in half evenly, itâs even. 30 and 50 are odd.
-_-â
(15+15=30
25+25=30)
25+25 = 30? You sure about that??
Lord have mercyâŚ.
Bye
3 days into 2018 smh
LMAOOOOOOO
One
Three
Five
Nine
And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter âEâ.
đŁYOU FORGOT SEVEN!!
It keeps getting worse.
LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON
My head hurtsâŚ
This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this
who failed yall?
IM SCREAMING
You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even
why would 8 be brought up if itâs EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said âevery single ODD number has an âeâ in itâ not âevery single number with an âeâ is oddâ what the fuck
3 days until 2019 and weâre still here
happy New yearâs eve
Iâm going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was
Er, guys two is odd and doesnât have an e. Just sayingâŚ
did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? iâm fucking crying throw the whole website away
Reblogging for the last oneđ
The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just canât.
TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT IâM SCREAMING
Wait what about zero thatâs an odd number ,no?
ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E
bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEYâRE FUCKING EVEN
what the actual fuck is happening
1 is an even number
Iâm gonna smack you
-30 and -50 have an e in them
Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea
Zero isnât a number
It canât be divided by two though, can it
It can??? 0/2=0??
OD NUMBERS
onE
thrEE
fivE
sEvEn
ninE
OD numbers huh?
God fuckn shit this is a mess
Zero is actually kind of a weird number, since by itself, itâs⌠not a number. Itâs the absence of a number, itâs nothing. But because it counts as an integer, and because dividing it by 2 also results in an integer (0 again), technically zero is even.
Oh god I love tumblr HAHAHAHA
thereâs really nothing quite like talking to yourself at 3am pretending that youâre being interviewed and answering questions that you wish someone would ask you.
country gnomes,
take my bones
to a place,
they don't belong
see shit like this is the reason that itâs so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.
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thinking that what happened âwasnât bad enoughâ is a sign that it was.
your brain wouldnât be trying to protect itself from the reality of what happened if what happened didnât hurt you.
questioning if your trauma âcountsâ as trauma is a sign of trauma.
I woke up in my Animal Crossing village, but everything was realistic and had a dark, moody vibe. I started to explore my island and realized I was in a survival game. The longer I survived on the island the bigger and more dangerous it got. I had to avoid sharks, bears, even huge lava monsters.
how does wine DO what it DOES. I feel sexy. I feel relaxed. I wanna take off my pants and kiss.
its the Grape
It's Dionysus