If anyone is curious about how I am spending my Pride Month, I'm spending it writing horrible softcore crackship yaoi between my friend's D&D character and my character.
Facts about the characters:
There is a 100+ year age gap between these characters. (His character ≈ 200+ yo - My character ≈ 105 yo)
We've established that these two characters will eventually have a father/son dynamic.
At present, my character is terrified of his character and is the only member in the party who sees him for the villain he is
His character is evil!!! (vile, horrible elven man - potentially redeemable)
His character has seemingly made it his mission to mess with my character (he does it for the love of the game)
It started as a joke about the two of them playing seven minutes in heaven because they were locked in a warehouse together at the end of the last session.
I made an attempt to do an actual true to character Seven Minutes In Heaven interaction between the two and only got 146 words in before I had to give up.
HE was disappointed that I didn't write actual smut. So now I am.
It's actually kind of good.
This is not the first time I have written smut/yoai between my character and one of his characters (character from a previous campaign that showed up as an NPC in our current campaign)
That yoai was 2 K+ words long and was some of the best I've written to date. (very nsfw)
The homoeroticism between us is bordering on criminal levels.
We are actively in a sexual arms race (as he called it) in which we flirt back and forth until one of us breaks. This has been going on for months.
We no longer know if this is a bit anymore.
I'm visiting him in person next month.
The yoai is actually turning out good, and I'm only 573 words in. Our whole party is invested in me finishing this. I don't even claim to be good at writing smut, but apparently, everyone is obsessed with it.