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[embarrassedanon]

Only after watching the footage back did I realize why my trainer told me that an airy breezy feeling was natural on this lift and shouldn't be something to worry about.

[str8brostink]

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[str8brostink]

dad farts. breathe deep. inhale the stink. that’s what real men smell like.

[str8brostink]

[othellolovesmen]

It's long john season, and I'm glad!

[fartcushion]

We didn't put the heating on in the winter months. Too expensive. Instead my boyfriend liked to put on his long john's to keep snug. For me he had a little talent. His farts could raise the temperature of the room by several degrees. On particularly cold nights he would unbutton the back, I'd bend in close and he'd give me a warming blast direct from the source.

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[fartcushion]

"This is why I like working weekends with you. The centre is closed, the blinds are shut, and we barely get any calls. Never more than one at the same time anyway. Which leaves you free to do the more important job, worshipping my ass. Who would have known when you started working for us last month that we'd get on so well, but look at us now we're practically inseparable! Well, at least your face from my ass is.

Oh that's it, I have missed this! Pains me to work in the week with others in the office around us, not being able to bond like we do when it's just us. My farts going wasted in to the chair. I mean I know they waft over to you next to me, and I know I make you smell the stale seat at the start of our Saturday shifts. But it's not the same as giving it you from the source, y'know? Speaking of which...

PpprrRRBBBbpp

Fuck, it just feels good to have your face there for it!

Oh, phone call. I'll try and keep them SBD but don't worry, I'll hit mute if I think it'll be another big one. Though who am I kidding, they all are!"

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[fartcushion]

With a dad that looks like that ripping farts so blatantly in front of you, was it any wonder you'd developed a fart fetish. Now say "Thank You, Daddy" and sniff it up.

[str8brostink]

[fartcushion]

I've been paying my old school bully for years to keep subjecting me to his torment. It's embarrassing. It's shameful. I can't afford it. But at least once a month I hire out a hotel room and pay him to sit and fart on my face. I don't know what he did to my brain all those years ago, but I need it. I worry one day he'll say no, or jack up the price too high. Until then I'll continue to let his ass blasts melt my brain.

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[str8brostink]

brothers take turns farting on their friend, this is how men bond

[piglov3r-deactivated20230627]

i think i know where all the weight is going😬

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