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[lmaonade]

brain: do you have your wallet?

me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*

me: yeah

[attack-on-sarcasm]

Then does the macarena dance to check the rest of my stuff

[floyd]

everyone who rebloggs this post is fucking gay

[hidingfrompolice]

Me hitting reblog:

[bogwitch-from-hell]

Are you from the U.S.A.?

Ye m8 I am

[anonymousbxy]

m8?

[thunder]

[stimman3000]

gay culture is not knowing if you’re on a date or not

[anonymousbxy]

Tyler: “I’m not a villain like that!”

[analogskullerosis]

08.08.18

Sometimes I wonder if everything will be okay. Sometimes I wonder if there will come a day when I don’t worry about the future or where I’m going. My only wish is that one day I’m completely and utterly happy. So happy that I can look back on these days now passing and smile at the fact that I got through it all. Being broke, full of self-doubt, uncertain of where I’m going but knowing where I want to end up. Not all of my wishes come true, but who’s to say this one won’t?

[anonymousbxy]

social clothing

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

listen if you think someone is cool and you dig their energy you just have to tell them, because that’s the kind of stuff you remember a thousand times longer than somebody complimenting your hair or whatever. tonight I told a girl from my theory class that I like her analytical approach and she bounced back at me saying she digs my feminine energy and how she gets the vibe that, to my core, I exist to uplift women and I damn near cried. tell people what resonates about them. be real. help each other feel seen.

[anonymousbxy]

I did this to a boy when I was really high and he accidentally fell in love w me oops

[soupguy]

[anonymousbxy]

If I wasn’t creepily stalking your tumblr I’d totally reblog that

[peachykeany]

if u think im cute send me money 

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, applying a protective Gay Barrier™ before heading out to meet up with the Straights:

[golddustdyke]

This next song is different, this one is special. This is the one that if you were ever gonna dance so hard you broke something you were wearing, it would be this next song. This is the song that leeches every bit of joy and pain out of me every time I sing it. And I need the same from you. Can you do that for me?

Green Light - Vancouver - March 8th 2018

[heavensghost]

[ithelpstodream]

[anonymousbxy]

i need some v-v-validation