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24. queer. fairy type specialist

[zeinfeld]

[bogwitch-from-hell]

[cetitan]

Can someone show me butt mogged these zoomers today

[wokeuplaughing]

[cetitan]

It takes the wind out opf me every time why did you do that. And they are smiling

[depsidase]

[throathole]

Why was this written in such a trumplike cadence…. I keep reading it over and over in his voice

[glaucooma-rex]

I need to get naked and lay in the sun for a bit. That should heal me.

[cometcrystal]

[depsidase]

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

Unexpected bottom in the fagging area

[depsidase]

[liberalsarecool]

Abolish Tesla.

[seymour-butz-stuff]

Elon uses his overvalued Tesla stock as collateral for all his loans.

If the stock price crashes, banks will ask for their money back.

The Twitter deal alone would break him - twitter has tanked in value, he couldn't sell it to pay off his loans.

[j-swin79]

[ultrareginarules]

Please, oh please. Not just well deserved karma, it would be so fucking funny.

[localgays2]

[bensolosbluesaber]

Americans, I know we're going through it, but why do I keep seeing stuff like "I'm sorry world, we'll fix this in 4 years"? But like... what do you mean "4 years"?

We have midterm in 2026, yearly local elections, special elections, primaries, etc.

We have the right (dare I say responsibility) to contact our representatives and the right to organize and protest if/when they don't listen.

We need to find a meaningful way to educate people about propaganda and media literacy. We need to convince people to be willing to educate themselves. The habit of only checking in to politics on presidential election years needs broken.

I understand how defeating today feels, but we, especially those of us who could conceivably make it through these four years unscathed, need to stop this proactive surrender.

[cannibalchicken]

[julie-su]

[mitchipedia]

[cumaeansibyl]

if the tech teacher doesn't know what linux is then he deserves whatever mayhem this middle schooler is going to inflict

[kalessinsdaughter]

I asked my SO, who is a middle school tech teacher, and they fully agree: middle schooler's assessment of situation is 100% correct, and their teacher deserves it.

[chainsawlifehacks]

[real-live-human]

ahaha yea woo :D

[wheeloffortune-design]

In time travel movies, when the time traveler asks 'What year is this?!?' they're always treated like they're being weird for asking.

When in reality, if you go 'What year is this?!?' people will just say '2024. Crazy huh.' and you go 'Wtf where has my youth gone.'

And if you ask 'And what month??' people won't judge you, they'll just go like 'SEPTEMBER!!! Can you believe it?!?!' and you go 'WHAT?!? Last time I checked we were in May?!?'

[marlynnofmany]

That is a great point. Especially if you time travel to a period of Big Historical Events, when everybody's looking a little wild about the eyes.

"Hey, what month is it?"

"January already, can you believe it? I swear I was just at Pompeii, but no one's going there again."

[aphony-cree]

In the same vein:

Stumbling into a diner and asking "What town is this" isn't weird, the workers will think you're on a road trip

If you ask them "Where's the nearest Nano Deck?" they'll assume it's a shop they've never heard of and say "Sorry, I don't know where any of those are"

Going into a store and telling a cashier "I need pods for my comm device" will just get you a "Never heard of those, maybe try Radio Shack?"

I think the problem is that people who create sci-fi movies have never had to work customer service jobs

[gloryholeinspectorgeneral]

can’t stop thinking abt this absolute king

[charlesoberonn]

This pun is hilarious, but Victor Frankenstein would absolutely not fucking say that.