Between Scylla and Charybdis

My name is Jeddy Grant, and I have two opposable thumbs. I also have a musical mind, and often find myself thinking in music, the same way you may think in English, or Spanish, and such. I'm One-man-bandable. That is to say that I know how to play many instruments, and fucking love to sing. Thinking in the 4th demension (Time:Past, Present, Future) scares me. Especially the future, that's what hurts the most. In Quantum thinking, The future can effect your present even more so than your past. And so for your whole life your caught between two evils, decisions and choices, possibilities untold, the great unknown. And until you yourself force nature to fall upon itself and set the course, every possibility is 100% likely. so just live for the now, and leave nature to do it's own thing, she's the bitch in charge anyway.

[anonymoussheep-blog]

I can't believe I got paid last night to trip balls and host an open mic. Im a fuckin entertainer. Thats what Im about.

[anonymoussheep-blog]

More than anything I just miss having someone to do cute shit with. talk about cute shit with. Be cute with. My cat came to sleep in my bed for the first time since I moved. He stays out in the living room on chair most nights. Im convinced he's waiting for you some nights. But you told me you didn't care to see my cat. And that really fucking hurt. How many nights did we spend just laughing at this mother fucker? How many times did we straight up drop everything we were doing just to watch this beautiful fuck? How could you just say you don't want to see him again? Maybe its fucking stupid, but sometimes I don't feel like I care whether or not you miss me. I just want to know that you miss my cat cause some of my fondest memories that I have of our relationship involved him. The times we would yell at the other to bring him back to bed in the morning and sleep in with him snug between us. What happened? He was this being that we both loved so dearly and cared for. I miss being cute.

[anonymoussheep-blog]

I lied. I said that I wouldn't have resentment for you after we parted. But thats a lie. I've told you time and time again that I got over that phase is our relationship where you truly didn't give a shit about how I felt. But I lied. You hurt me. I still clench my fist and scream into pillows when I think about those nights I felt so alone but you would ignore all my calls and txts. I smiled and said it was okay months later when you appoligized. But I lied. I told you I would always be there. I would always stand for you. Always be your sun. I lied.

[sense8sgifs]

[aconfusedbird]

let’s bring back the term “cats” when referring to a group of people (i.e. “see you cats later”)

pros:

it’s gender neutral

you get the chance to look like a cool jazz musician

you can compare all your friends to cats (always good)

cons:

????

[kittenesque-blog]

it makes sense since, from what i’m aware, everybody wants to be a cat, because, apparently, a cat’s the only cat who knows where it’s at

[clairecolman]

Fast asleep! lol

[xchickengirlx]

[ineedablanket]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMAAAAHHHH

[alcoholicanarchist]

my aunt took her indoor cat outside for the first time

[justdoitdaily-fitblr]

omg

[holy-casseroli]

He left his family behind.

[earthtolaney-blog]

Cookie cat!

[beanies-littlespace]

meek-mouse:

Plz remember that ppl with adhd (and probably some other disorders) are slow to process things. So if we ask you to repeat something 100 times its not cuz we wanna piss you off or that we cant hear you. Its just that we havent processed what you said so your words sound all garbly and make no sense.

Wait is this a thing!?! This happens to me all the time?!??

[qurupeco]

yeah, it’s called audio processing disorder and iirc it’s a pretty common comorbid disorder with a bunch of neurodevelopmental disorders!

[themysteryoftheunknownuniverse]

I love how distraught Pearl gets

[hystericheavy]

Ya but look how disgusted Amethyst looks

[riseofthecommonwoodpile-deactiv]

one of the most fascinating things about working retail at a store that sells gendered products is that you learn how quickly people are OBSESSED with the gender of a product that has absolutely no gender indications. People would ask about SCARVES! Plain black scarves. “Is this a man’s scarf or a woman’s scarf?” pick one. which one do you want it to be? it’s that one. “is this green baby onesie for baby boys or baby girls?” does it fit your baby? I guess it’s for your baby then. your baby doesn’t have fucking tits, you don’t need to worry about the chest being too tight or something. “I don’t want a purple gift card, it’s for a guy” well tell him to FUCK OFF if he doesn’t like FREE MONEY because it’s purple! tell him to FUCK RIGHT OFF

[unbelonging]

GENDER ABOLITION MEANS BEING ABLE TO FULLY IDENTIFY AS OURSELVES WITHOUT THOSE IDENTITIES NEEDING TO BE INCLUDED INTO A HIERARCHICAL CONSTRUCT.

[sense8sgifs]

Do I know you? Yes.

[alk0n0st-deactivated20180708]

My Steven Universe print for AX, pick it up without a watermark at table K51!

[uchidachi]

Me: Alright, are you ready, Hattie?

Hattie: Meow

Me: *sings* ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: Mraaow

Me: ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: Mrah

Me: ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: *rolls over* Mwraaah!

[wizardyangst]

This is exactly the kind of A+ content I come to see on this website

[lolfactory]