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sadness :(:

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[vermillionkill-deactivated20230]

worth a shot huh

[ziaeos-deactivated20200620]

For J and Ranna <3

[just-shower-thoughts]

I am sick of giving advice to friends who ask for it, yet never take it.

[weloveshortvideos]

[subparse]

my depression is cured

[just-shower-thoughts]

I use humour to cover up my seemingly endless sadness

[pointlesscries]

I’m not pretty enough for anyone

[peachylipskiss-deactivated20150]

how to look like u werent just crying in the bathroom

[allrivenkithandkin]

hold a cold rag/tissue to your eyes and anywhere else that tends to get red or blotchy for two minutes

regulate your breathing so your blood flow evens out

fix your makeup and make sure you’re not sweaty

go back out and live a lie

[fanboyingoverdemigods]

reblog to save a life

[vongriffis]

[fading-coffee]

Weight Loss Tips

Major TRIGGER WARNING to everyone reading this. By no means are these tips healthy, but they work and I use them to help me.

1.) I know everybody is probably sick of seeing this, but this is super important; DRINK TONS OF WATER. Some say stick to 2 liters, but to keep your body hydrated drink half of your body weight in ounces. That’s just to stay hydrated. I recommend drinking more for weight loss. Cold water burns calories and boosts metabolism while warm water makes you feel full. If your hungry, try drinking warm water beforehand so you don’t eat as much.

2.) Obey the never eat after 7 p.m rule!! For me, I try to eat dinner around 5-6 because I go to bed fairly early. Also, I try not to eat before 9 a.m so I can burn a little bit of stored fat instead of what I have eaten.

3.) Fasting. This one is a biggie. The twelve hour mark is when your body uses stored fat, but 48 hours is when it starts eating at muscle. For those of you that fast on a regular basis, Take that into consideration. I try to fast around 20-24 hours. Not exactly healthy, but it works. For those of you that don’t like fasting, just obey tip #2. If you stop eating at 7 and don’t eat til 9 a.m, that’s 14 hours right there, that you probably slept through most of. 2 hours of pure stored fat burned away.

4.) Calorie intake. It really just depends on how active you are throughout the day, but just make sure you are burning more than you consume. I recommend calorie counting apps, and I keep a pedometer constantly running on my phone that also tells me my distance i’ve walked, my average speed, the time, steps, and the best part, calories i burned. I also recommend if you do restrict a certain amount, change it up. That;s why diets like the ABC diet works so well and so fast. Never let your body get use to the amount.

5.) Don’t drink empty calories. Stick to water, black coffee, and tea. Try to stay away from diet drinks, but if you are craving something sweet or just need a change, then go ahead. Coffee suppresses your appetite so I drink it in the morning to get me going, get my metabolism going, and to keep me feeling full. Coffee and Tea both flush everything out, so it keeps you from gaining water weight. I’ve also read multiple sources say that if you are craving something like chocolate, then look at pictures of that food. Your eyes see it, sends the message to your brain so it satisfies the craving, but drink water or munch on ice while doing so, this helps keep the cravings away for longer.

6.) With eating disorders, it is a world of numbers. Our best friend is the scale. But sometimes the scale doesn’t take into consideration that we lost fat, but gained muscle. Muscle weighs more than fat, unfortunately. So, measure parts of your body that you want smaller. Do this at the same time that you weigh yourself. Try not to weigh yourself everyday, more like weekly, but I completely understand that sometimes, that’s hard to do. Also, take progress pictures. This makes it a little more difficult for body dysmorphia to mess with you.

[smaller--and--smaller]

thin tip #1

make sure to alternate your calorie intake in order to keep your metabolism moving. keeping your intake too low will cause your body to force itself into starvation mode; meaning it will hold onto every last calorie you consume, making it that much hard to lose weight. 

[not-your--average-teen]

[ugwfragileasfuck]

50 excuses for not eating

1. You’re not hungry 2. You don’t like that certain food 3. You ate a big breakfast and are still full. 4. You’re allergic to that food 5. You ate earlier 6. You have a sore throat 7. You’re vegetarian/vegan 8. You’re saving your hunger for a big family dinner 9. You have tooth ache 10. You have stomach cramps 11. You feel sick 12. You have a stomach ache 13. You’ll eat something later 14. You have a mouth ulcer 15. You bit your tongue and it hurts too much to eat 16. You’ll eat when you get home 17. You’ll eat when you get hungry 18. You don’t have any money to buy anything 19. Invent an illness where it hurts when you eat but when you don’t it’s fine 20. You don’t feel like eating right now 21. You just ate something 22. If you have braces say you just got them tightened and they hurt 23. You’re still full from lunch 24. You have a nut allergy 25. You don’t like that food unless it has a particular sauce/dip/dressing that isn’t there 26. You’re craving one particular food which you’ll have later 27. You ate too much earlier 29. You ate all your food and have none left 30. You can’t be bothered right now 31. You’re fasting for religious reasons 32. You ate with someone else 33. You need to finish your homework 34. You need to finish studying 35. You’re busy doing something ‘important’ 36. You have an intolerance to a kind of food 37. You want to go for a run later and don’t want a full stomach 38. You forgot your lunch 39. You forgot to bring a snack with you 40. You overate earlier 41. There was a bake sale earlier and you’re stuffed 42. You’re going out to eat later 43. You ate out earlier 44. Your doctor put you on a special diet 45. Your dietitian put you on a special diet 46. You’re fasting because you have a fasting blood test soon 47. You don’t want anything right now 48. You’re taking part in a famine 49. You don’t have time to eat 50. Nothing looks appealing

[jacksepticeyegifs]

”You may not think that you mean a lot, that you may not think that you have much sway or much power or anything like that on the channel or any contribution cause you’re just one person but you really do. I appreciate every single one of the people who watch my videos.” - Jacksepticeye (Requested by anon)

[tychography-deactivated20161203]

Reblog if you’re dead

Wanna see how many people are dead

[remeberwhyoustarted]

Reblog if you feel fat right now REBLOG IF YOU FEEL FAT RIGHT NOW

[hanhaoshua]

I need feminism because...

Zayn Malik can pay to leave in the middle of a world tour, the middle of a contract, and make his own music because he didn’t like One Direction’s music, but Kesha is being forced to stay in a contract with her mental abuser, sexual assaulter, and rapist and Sony won’t let her out without repercussions 

Sam Pepper goes around with sick and horrible pranks and nobody bats an eye, and when people do, they get shit because the girls who got their ass grabbed should have liked it.

Chris Brown can beat women and get away with it WITH a career and female fans still worshiping this woman beater.

Hillary Clinton will get asked about her wardrobe in interviews instead of political topics, unlike her other male runners.

Tampons and pads are taxed as luxury items, but male shaving items are not.

When I get catcalled at the mall, the guys yell at me about how I should take it as a compliment and only stop when my boyfriend shows up and tells them to stop.

Nobody bats an eye at a shirtless male, but the moment a woman doesn’t have a shirt on and her breasts are out, people are in outrage.

Men can’t go out in public wearing ‘feminine’ items without being ridiculed.

I got detention for wearing shorts over my leggings because my shorts were not fingertip length and was distracting to my male students learning environment, despite having full length leggings on and my shorts covering my butt.

5SOS can have a completely bare naked magazine cover, only cover their junk with their hands, and be praised, but Selena Gomez releases an album cover of her naked, but at the same time quite covered, and gets called a slut on social media.

When Justin Bieber posts a naked photo of him on a boat (with his back facing the camera) he is praised and drooled over, but a woman can’t post a bikini photo without being attention seeking.

Tyler Joseph can’t wear a dress on stage during a performance without being called out on the media, and in person, but a female can.

When a female says she’s a feminist, people think that women want to be better than men.

When a male says he’s a feminist, people think he is lying to get women’s attention.

When a gay man says he is raped by another man, he is told he should have liked it because he was gay.

When a boy says he was raped by a female, his friends say he should have liked it because he got laid by an older woman.

When a lesbian is raped by a man, he gets away free because he claims to try and turn her straight so her family would accept her.

Because ‘there are only two genders’.

Because pansexuality, demisexuality, asexuality, agender, genderfluidity, and other sexualities and genders are seen as ‘fake’ and ‘jokes’ because people use them as jokes.

I need fucking feminism because we all deserve to be treated equally.

[wxstfull]

THIS IS FUCKING E V E R Y T H I N G TO ME

[peopleasproducts]

Sexism 60’s

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

jesus???????????????

[mockeryd-deactivated20201004]

What the fuck was wrong with men in the 60’s?

[magicaldolan]

advertising is important as it’s the historian’s best resource for identifying the values of an era. but yeah, these were fucked. the 60s was generally as fucked as the 50s. people forget that. 

[yourladydisdain-deactivated2022]

It literally says ‘men are better than women’ in bold type, what the fuck. I knew this was a thing, but that is a lack of subtlety I couldn’t have written into a spoof…

[thatseanguyblogs-deactivated201]

This is the generation that spawned most of our parents… People our parents’ age run Washington. Starting to make sense? When you look to the past, the struggles of the present become a great deal more clear.

[kissing-whiskey-deactivated2019]

Hey Everyone, just an FYI…. This is not over. This is not exclusive to “our parents generation”

Oh hey look, a Hardee’s ad

[asharomi]

These advertisements had to go through layers of people. Someone said, “this is my idea” to a room of people and then sold the idea for money.

[alackof-color]

Reblogging with the updated commentary 

[arcaneloquence]

Bringing this back, because it’s important to acknowledge that this gross bullshit persists in our culture today. Stomp on this crap.

[juiciercouture]

This reallllly fucking pisses me off holy shit

[romewxnderland]

wtf is wrong with people

[mxkxnxixmxrxax]

satisfy your sweet tooth: 1. ½ medium apple, baked, topped with 1 tbsp low fat yogurt sprinkled with cinnamon (45 calories). 2. ½ small banana, frozen (45 calories) 3. 4 oz. unsweetened applesauce sprinkled with cinnamon (49 calories) 4. 1 miniature box of raisins (45 calories) 5. 2 sugar-free ice pops (30 calories) 6. 1 sugar-free fudge ice pop (35 calories) 7. 12 cherries (48 calories) 8. 1 individual serving sugar-free gelatin with 3 tbsp. light whipped topping (40 calories) 9. ½ cup strawberries with 2 ½ tbsp nonfat yogurt (47 calories) 10. 14 seedless red grapes, frozen (48 calories) indulge a salt craving: 11. 1 ½ cups salted air-popped popcorn (46 calories) 12. ¼ cup shelled edamame (soybeans) with sea salt (37 calories) 13. 8 oz. miso soup (36 calories) 14. 1 pretzel rod (37 calories) 15. ¼ small bag of Glenny’s lightly salted soy crisps (35 calories) 16. 1 medium sliced cucumber mixed with ¼ cup sliced onion, ½ cup chopped celery, and 4 tbsp vinegar and salt to taste (45 calories) 17. 6 oz V8 juice (39 calories) 18. 1 kosher dill pickle (10 calories) crunch and munch: 19. ½ cup jicama with 4 oz salsa (49.5 calories) 20. 1 ½ cups sugar snap peas (40 calories) 21. small celery stalk smeared with ½ tbsp natural peanut butter (49 calories) 22. ½ small apple with 1 tsp soy butter (46 calories) 23. 1 brown rice cake with 1 tbsp sugar-free jam (44 calories) smooth and creamy: 24. 1 Laughing Cow Light Garlic & Herb wedge spread on cucumber slices (35 calories) 25. 1 tsp almond butter (34 calories) 26. ½ cup fat-free Greek yogurt with 1 tsp sugar-free strawberry jam (43 calories) 27. 1 oz avocado (about 1/8 of an avocado) squirted with lime (45 calories) 28. 8 grape tomatoes dipped in 1 tbsp light cream cheese (46 calories) cheesy whizzes: 29. 6 pieces of endive filled with ½ oz reduced-fat feta cheese (49 calories) 30. 1 slice fat-free American cheese (30 calories) 31. 1 large tomato, sliced, topped with 1 tbsp Parmesan, broiled (44 calories) 32. 1 oz fat-free cottage cheese on1 slice caraway Finn Crisp Crispbread (38 calories) 33. 1 oz fat-free mozzarella dipped in 1 tsp marinara sauce (46 calories) power up on protein: 34. turkey rolls: 2 slices white meat turkey rolled in 2 lettuce leaves (46 calories) 35. 1 oz smoked salmon (about 1 slice) on 2 Wheat Thins crackers (48 calories) 36. 1 tofu dog with 1 tbsp sauerkraut (48 calories) 37. ½ cup plain fat-free yogurt sprinkled with 1 tsp sunflower seeds (49.6 calories) 38. 1.3 oz water-packed tuna with 1 tsp Dijon mustard (48 calories) 39. 2 large hard-cooked egg whites with 1 cup sliced cucumber (48 calories) 40. 1 slice Wasa Fibre Crispbread with 2 tsp hummus (45 calories) 41. 1 medium water-packed sardine with slice of red onion (35 calories) solid standbys: 42. ½ cup melon with 2 tbsp 1% cottage cheese (47 calories) 43. ½ small grapefruit (32 calories) 44. 1/3 cup blueberries with 1 tbsp light sour cream (47 calories) 45. ½ cup carrots with 1 tbsp light ranch dressing (45 calories) thirst quenchers: 46. ½ cup nonfat milk with 1 tbsp Walden Farms calorie-free chocolate syrup (40 calories) 47. 1 packet of sugar-free hot chocolate made with ¼ cup skim milk and ¾ cup hot water (47 calories) 48. ¾ cup almond milk (45 calories) 49. ¾ cup seltzer with ¼ cup cranberry juice and a lime wedge (33 calories) 50. homemade iced green tea (with artificial sweetener if desired) (0 calories) xoxo M

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