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Preservation Memorandum
One of our customers, a member of our local Historical Society for the Preservation of the Unique, has requested that we collect a variety of advertisements, bulletins, and storewide announcements for the sake of prosperity.
Announcement
"Good morning shoppers! This is a friendly reminder that photography is not allowed anywhere on the premises. Attempting to take pictures of including but not limited to Honorable Employees, fellow shoppers, samples, product, and the Ominous Waste Pit, will result in the wiping of your entire camera roll immediately by our Honorable Security Employees. Thank you for respecting ours and others privacy, and happy shopping!"
Announcement
"Good evening shoppers! A fresh shipment of Unceasing Strawberry Mint Jam has just arrived from Never-Ending Labyrinth Orchard's! Due to popular demand we are enacting a limit of one per customer. Thank you and happy shopping!"
Announcement
"Good morning shoppers! Ensure your vegetable garden remains safe this summer from the pesky burrowing interdimensional beetles with Brother Venator's Premium Nets, Traps, and Bait. Now in the seasonal aisle. Thank you and happy shopping!"
Announcement
"Good afternoon shoppers! In celebration of National BBQ Day, we are having a flash sale on Hanging Gallows BBQ sauce, made right here in Bleak Hill Town. Find it now in aisle 8. Thank you and happy shopping!"
Announcement
"Good morning shoppers! We understand that it can be hard to shop with your babies, but we must ask that you do not summon the Eternal Dark Night from Beyond the Void to coax them to sleep. This is incredibly disruptive to other shoppers who cannot see in the pitch black the Eternal Dark Night from Beyond the Void puts the whole store in for several minutes. To put it another way, being unable to see is more disruptive than a baby crying, please stop doing this. Thank you and happy shopping!"
2003 Job Ad
"Part time evening cashier position available. No experience required! We train you! Meet all kinds of interesting beings from across time and space. We offer health insurance, life insurance, and other benefits to all our honorable employees. Bleak Hill Grocery is an equal opportunity employer, all sentient beings are encouraged to apply."
Announcement
"Good evening shoppers! We want to thank everyone who participating in our grocery charity drive! Thanks to your help we've been able to provide essential self-stable food to the Orphans of the Old Ones who have been displaced from their homes due to an undisclosed technology corporation take over their land. Thanks to everyone they will not go hungry! Happy shopping!"
Store survey
You feel safe shopping at Bleak Hill Grocery
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I don't live in Bleak Hill Town or the surround area
Announcement
"Good morning shoppers! This is a friendly reminder that the store has not, and never will be haunted by the ghosts of humans. If approached by the ghost a human please immediately walk away and find the nearest Honorable Employee. And yes, you may pet the ghost cats if they approach you. Thank you and happy shopping!"
Announcement Hijacking
"Be not alarmed shoppers! Tis I, King ꓘ̷̥͖̙̌͂͝ǝ̸͚͉͓̈́̑̓ǐ̸͚͉͙̈̓Ɉ̸̢̹̰̀̽͒ʜ̸̳̩͚͗̃̎! I have come to liberate you from the tyranny of free will, and self-determinism! I and my Loyal Vanguard Androids have taken control of this thing you call a 'grocery store' and- NO! WAIT! STAY BACK! STAY BA-"
Announcement
"Good morning shoppers! In partnership with the Historical Society for the Preservation of the Unique we are presenting the "Secrets of the Great Teleporting Obsidian Monolith: Where did it come from?" at the newly renovated Fancy Opossum Theatre in Historic Downtown Bleak Hill. Tickets are available at no charge to the community at the customer service desk upon request. Limit 1 per person or entity. Happy shopping and hope to see you there!
Announcement
"Attention all Honorable Employees! The Owners have replaced the donuts lost in the recent space rift in the main break room and have supplied all break rooms with free coffee. Please get some coffee and donuts as soon as you are able!"
Announcement
"Good afternoon shoppers! Thanks to the hard work of our Honorable Employees trade has been established with the Grey Aliens of Alpha Centari and Bleak Hill Grocery is proud to carry fresh Stardust Eggs & Milk. Thank you and happy shopping!"
Announcement
"Attention all Honorable Employees! Attention all Honorable Employees! A space rift to the asteroid belt has opened in the main break room! Please use the deli break room for the time being while the rift naturally closes! The rift should be closed in the next 9 minutes, but we did lose the donuts."
Announcement
"Good afternoon shoppers! Please refrain from using multiple clones to complete your shopping faster. Unfortunately, clones set off our anti-fraud detection security which has resulted in several unfortunate incidents. If your are pressed for shopping time, please consider our pick up options that we have successfully been operating and saving our shoppers time for the past 60 years. Thank you and happy shopping!"
Announcement
"Good evening shoppers! This is a reminder that only service animals are allowed within the store. Please stop bringing in your barely trained skeletal shadow hounds, our Honorable Employees have more important matters to handle than cleaning up after animals or sedating them when they run amok. Thank you for your understanding and happy shopping!"