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[[These guys are technically my addison ocs! Really, they’re just my versions of the 4 main guys you see lurking about… I care them.
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So... addisons don't really just spawn in with their niche laid out for them, not usually at least. It took me like, an embarrassingly long time to figure out what I was good at, and this happened before that.
It was... let's say an old friend who got me an in on helping out the Color Cafe with their advertising. Neither of us were really that successful, but he had some connections that I didn't, and I had the charisma for both of us.
We spent a good few days recording stuff and talking to Swatch about what he wanted. It was pretty high profile, actually. But this was back in his mohawk days, so I guess his standards were a bit lower than they are now.
After the last day my friend and I were scheduled to be there, Swatch gave us a few rounds of drinks on the house. Real nice, he didn't have to do that. Probably regretted it, too.
Fun fact about me is I don't hold my liquor very well. My friend was about half my body weight and he was still the one who ended up dragging me home. I was kind of blacked out for most of this story, actually. He was the one that told me all this later.
The swatchlings on shift that day were some pretentious bastards who didn't like the two of us very much. Now, I can deal with being made fun of, but I got a bit overprotective of my friend. He was like an older brother to me, so why wouldn't I be? Anyway, they said something snotty, I started yelling, he started yelling, and somewhere in there magic got involved.
Well, obviously Swatch started getting involved at that point. And I was still throwing punches. Which led to Swatch absolutely decking me in the face. Which is how I lost my tooth, for one. It's a rare honor to hold, making that guy angry.
Long story short, they threw me out and banned me from the cafe after that. It took years for me to actually be able to walk in there again, and I think they just accidentally deleted me from the firewall when they were trying to ban someone else. At least they still paid me, I guess.
Perry was the one who brought my friend out to me so he could drive me home. It's kind of impressive that she still wanted to talk to me after seeing my face like that.
Honestly, though, it was probably the best thing that ever happened to me. The publicity of being "that one ad who got punched by Swatch" actually got me a lot of smaller jobs, and those jobs snowballed pretty hard. I was the most successful of our group for a while.
These days though... eh. It doesn't really matter anymore.
heyyy vid!! you said a swatchling yeah? tell us more about her! (like perhaps a name, her personality, etc?) and do yknow why her boss seems to hate you?? :o
clicks!! zamn 3 gfs in the span of two weeks? do you know why your exes werent the "one" to you? it might help if you knew what youre lookin for!
bannerrrrrrr, totally understandable! hows about your friendships then? settling well into castle town? (and, maybe, how about how the others are settling in too?,,,)
Slay, Data, Slay (you're slaying, keep being "married to the grind", giggles)
Hehehe yeah... Perry's real nice. I'm used to addisons... and, uh, we're all pretty high-strung. They're super calm, like real calm, and they keep me in check a bit. She's still super extroverted too!!! She was actually the one that approached me first after uh...
Related to that. The boss thing. Swatch. He uh. Kinda punched me. And I kinda deserved it. It's a long story. The others need their time to shine here.
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Eh, I'll know her when I see her. I was just fooling around with those others, and they knew I didn't want anything serious. I'm just looking for that moment when everything clicks into place.
(He's kind of an awful partner. And if you ask me, his "perfect woman" he's described to me is just Swatch. Don't tell him I told you that, though.)
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I haven't really talked to too many people outside of these guys. There is this one TV World pippins I've hung out with a couple times at the Cafe, though. He's the angry looking green one, you can't miss him. Overheard him talking with a zapper and shadowguy one night and it turns out we share some interests. Now if we're both there we grab a couple drinks and draw on some napkins while we chat.
This place still makes me nervous. In the city, not many people know you. Here, though, it's like everyone knows your every move. It's weird.
Data is definitely settling in the best. They've always been really personable. They even started having tea with that crazy old cat that Clicks ruffled up.
Vid is just ansty. He's rilled up without anything to really sell. I think that's why he got the laptop, as a distraction.
Clicks is the one who concerns me a bit. I know you haven't seen it, but he just hasn't been himself lately. I think everything before our fountain closed screwed with him a bit.
(You're one to talk, Bans. You haven't stopped freaking out at every little thing and scratching at your wrists since we moved in. ...You're doing it right now. You and your $@&# nervous habits.)
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[[Hiiiiii I'm plugging this fic I wrote because I'm still proud of it... mainly because these are the same addisons in this blog. Technically it is canon to this blog too so I figured it was worth sharing. The whole series it's apart of that I'm planning will be with these guys]]
so!!!! im assuming yall have already tasted yer teas? if i may ask, how was it? any preferred one between each other? and how would yall describe each other's flavours?
Ugh. Yeah, we were the main taste-testers when Clicks was starting up that shop. Trust me, they didn't start off tasting like they do now.
Hey don't complain!!! I could've been charging for those!!! But since I'm so nice I generously gave it to you for free :^)
(If free means at the expense of my tastebuds. Those first tea prototypes all tasted like dirty laundry.)
Banner Tea
It's black coffee with some hazelnut creamer... how did I even do that? +70hp
I think it's elderberry. There's something else there too... maybe clove? +80hp
Back in the day I used to chug caffeine shots to stay up writing ads all night. It tastes like those. +120hp
Clicks Tea
Aggressively cotton candy flavored. My teeth are rotting just looking at it. +70hp
Tastes like a Shirley Temple if you put vodka in it. +110hp
Bubblegum flavored! +100hp
Data Tea
Tastes artificial. Like flat orange soda. +50hp
A pumpkin spice latte. Nice. +100hp
Like hot apple cider with cinnamon sprinkled in it! +100hp
Vid Tea
Makes me think of sour lemonade from a lemonade stand, with a hint of fresh mint. +120hp
Reminds me of a $#!77y gas station energy drink. But like... in a good way. +90hp
It's like if someone blended up a sad TV dinner. +60hp
heyheyheyyyy!! so likeee, forgive my nosyness, but what are yall's type? any personal lover or anybody within your sight and mind? or perhaps nobody in particular attracts one or all of you? teeehehehh giggles
“I’d say more, but the others just keep rolling their eyes at me. No clue why.”
[[Ohhhh jeez there's already like. a decent amount of you here within a day. Like thank you so much but I expected 2 likes on that first post I'm locking in now. I'll have the first ask up this week I'm putting some good effort into it!!!]]
[[First post! I mainly want to use this blog to practice my comic making/digital art skills… but I’m not sure if all of my posts will have this amount of time put into them considering my schedule… plus these guys are just my ocs at this point I like them and want to share them :) ]]
