$LAYYYTER
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Product Placement
we're not kids anymore.
Misplaced Lens Cap
Acquired Stardust
Janaina Medeiros
Three Goblin Art
Andulka
izzy's playlists!
hello vonnie
ojovivo
noise dept.
RMH
cherry valley forever
if i look back, i am lost
Not today Justin
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titsay
wallacepolsom
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@arc-misadventures2
Remastered Posts, The First
The Second The Third The Forth The Fifth The Sixth The Seventh The Eighth
Introductions
Friends
I / II / III / IV / V / V.V / VI / VII / VIII / IX / X / X.V / XI / XII / XIII / XIV / XV / XVI / XVII / XVIII / XIX / XX / XXI / XXII / XXIII / XXIV / XXV / XXVI / XXVII / XXVIII / XXIX / XXX / XXXI / XXXII / XXXIII / XXXIV / XXXV / XXXVI / XXXVII / XXXVIII / XXXIX / XXXX / XXXXI / XXXXII / XXXXIII / XXXXIV / XXXXV / XXXXVI / XXXXVII / XXXXVIII
You ‘Helped’
Saphron: Come on Jaune, I can help you get a girl; trust me!
Jaune: No last time you,’ helped’ me. Who went home with a date?
Saphron: I-I did…
Jaune: And who went home all alone?
Saphron: Y-You did…
Jaune: Yeah. You really helped me there Saph?!
Saphron: Sorry…
Terra: If I wasn’t a five I would have had a hard time deciding between you. If that makes you feel better Jaune?
Jaune: A little, yeah.
Yang: I’ve been told I’m a perfect ten a few times.
Blake: That wasn’t what she meant Yang.
Matching Sweaters!
Jaune got his girlfriend, and her sister matching sweaters!
Jaune isn't sure if she likes it.
@lar-mx
can you put jaune hitting someone very hard to the point that either it leaves them embedded in a wall or their silhouette is marked? motives, reasons and circumstances are at your discretion.
A Death Mark
Jeanne: EEP?!!
Mercury: Oh, now isn’t that a lovely sound.
Jeanne: D-Did you just grab my butt?!
Mercury: And, what a nice ass you have there babe~!
Jeanne: The hell is wrong with you?!
Mercury: Hey, a man sees a fine bit of ass like yours of course he wants to take a bite out of it.
Jeanne: The hell is wrong with you?!
Mercury: Me? Well, not having you is definitely something wrong.
Jeanne: Grr!!!
Mercury: Say, Babe… Why don’t we ditch this joint, and go someplace where we can really have some fun~!
Jeanne: Get off of me!
Mercury: Fine, I will… But, for a price~!
Jeanne: A price?
Mercury: One kiss, and I’ll let go of you, deal?
Jeanne: …
Jeanne: Okay then… Pucker up big guy…
Mercury: Ha! And, people said you were a…?!
Jeanne:
Jeanne: …
Jeanne: Mother fucker…
~~~
Pyrrha: …
Coco: …
Velvet: …
Nora: …
Ruby: …
Rin: …
May:
Glynda: …
Blake: …
Yang: …
Weiss: …
Ruby: Is he dead…?
Mercury: O-Owww…
Jaune: No.
Everyone:
Emerald: …
Neo: 😐
Emerald: You’re filming all of this, right?
Neo: 😈
Emerald: Oh this… this is the best day ever!!!
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Canged it up so it looks more like if it was in the Rebirth AU
Salem’s Happy Place
Jaune: Salem has a happy place… Really?
Nora: Well, everyone has a happy place. Even evil people do.
Jaune: True; So where, or well what, is Salem’s happy place?
Nora: With her kids? I mean, she was happy, very happy when she was being a mother, with her kids.
Jaune: That makes sense. But, wouldn’t that make her angry as well?
Nora: Angry, why would she be angry?
Jaune: Because Ozma tried to run away with their kids, and got them killed. That sours any happy memories she may have about her kids.
Nora: Oh, you're right… Then her happy place is killing Ozma!
Jaune: Really? The fact he’s some… body hopping parasite that always comes back to ruin her plans definitely makes her really angry.
Nora: Damn, I can understand why Salem hates the little shit.
Jaune: Yeah, he is a little shit…
Nora: …
Jaune: …
Nora: Maybe her happy place is playing Minecraft?
Jaune: W-What…?
Nora: Salem’s happy place is in a nice game of Minecraft. Just her, all alone in a vast digital world, building, and creating whatever she wanted. And, just letting herself just let go of all of her worries and immersing herself in the world she created. Where the only problem she would have is the random Creeper that magically teleported behind her, killing her character. I mean, have you ever had a bad experience playing Minecraft. Bar the occasional Creeper?
Jaune: No, not really… You can just zone out, and immerse yourself in the world of your own creation. Where all that matters is whatever you want it to be…
Nora: It would be absolutely perfect…
Jaune: Yeah… It's perfect until Ozma comes around, and griefs her…
Nora: That bastard is 100% a griefer, no question’s about it!
Jaune: Hell yeah he is!
~~~
Ozpin: …
Ironwood: …
Glynda: …
Qrow: …
Ironwood: Ozpin?
Ozpin: Yes James…?
Ironwood: How the hell do those kids know anything about Salem?!
Glynda: And, what was that about you killing your own children?
Qrow: You’ve fucked?!
Ozpin: …
Ozpin: Somebody. Please. Kill me.
Wrong Flavour
Blake: What does Neapolitan taste like?
Jaune: Cherry.
Yang: What? Neapolitan Ice cream is a mix of chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry. Why would you say cherry?
Jaune: We're both talking about the wrong Neapolitan then…
Pistol Strapped Legs
Yang: Why is Ruby’s skirt so short?!
Jaune: It's short so Ruby can easily grab the pistol she’s got strapped to her leg.
Yang: Okay, but it should be…?! How do you know that?
Jaune: She showed me.
Yang: Ruby showed you her legs?
Jaune: Just to show me the gun… and the throwing knives…
Yang: She has throwing knives strapped to her legs?
Jaune: I think… I can’t remember really, I was too distracted when she showed me.
Yang: Too distracted by the weapons Ruby has strapped to her legs?
Jaune: No, too distracted by her legs…
Yang: You were checking my sister out?!
Jaune: And… loving it!
Yang: I'm going to kill you.
Jaune: I regret nothing~!
Sorry I haven’t really been posting/working on my stories. I’ve been finishing this guy instead.
One third of the way done. Now it’s just the weapon, and the head.
Dada!
Adrian: Dada!
Jaune: ...
Saphron: ...
Terra: ...
Jaune: Told you not to call me that...
Terra: It just came out, okay?!
Saphron: What's wrong with that? I mean, it's technically true.
JT: Not helping!
Modern Dating Techniques
Weiss dumps a small pile of cash in front of Jaune.
Jaune: Uhhh… What’s this?
Weiss: Money.
Jaune: I can see that, but what is it for?
Weiss: You.
Jaune: Okay… why…?
Weiss: You’ve been meaning to ask me on a date for a while now, but your poor so you could probably not be capable of taking me anywhere close to my standards. So, here’s some money, and ask me on a date already!
Jaune: This seems like a Schnee thing to do… Okay, well its nice to know I have a shot of you saying yes.
Weiss: Depending on the circumstances…
Jaune: Evidently… You could have ask me yourself, and then we would have go to the places you set your personal standards for.
Weiss: Wait, I could have done that from the get go…?
Jaune: Yeah, nothing stopping you from doing that Weiss.
Weiss: …
Jaune: Weiss…?
Weiss: AAAAAAA!!!
Jaune: So… should I ask out on a date, or do you want to…?
Weiss: …
Weiss: Me…
Biggest Regret
Nora: Jaune, biggest regret: GO!
Jaune: I fell in love with heart, but forgot my head along the way.
Nora: Ouch!
A Hero's Training Regiment
Weiss: Alright Arc… You want to be a Hero…?
Jaune: More than anything else in the world!
Weiss: Okay... If you truly want to be a hero, then I'll train you to be one…
Jaune: Really?! Thanks Weiss this means a lot to me!
Weiss: Think nothing about it Jaune. Now then…
(Zip~!)
Jaune: Wait, why are you…?
(Thump!)
Jaune: Uhhh?!
Weiss: Let's begin~!
Jaune: W-Wait! What are we training for…?
I just realized, why is she in the UA track suit???
Because it's the RWBY, My Hero Acadamia AU?
A Hero's Training Regiment
Weiss: Alright Arc… You want to be a Hero…?
Jaune: More than anything else in the world!
Weiss: Okay... If you truly want to be a hero, then I'll train you to be one…
Jaune: Really?! Thanks Weiss this means a lot to me!
Weiss: Think nothing about it Jaune. Now then…
(Zip~!)
Jaune: Wait, why are you…?
(Thump!)
Jaune: Uhhh?!
Weiss: Let's begin~!
Jaune: W-Wait! What are we training for…?
I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again
OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.
(by @galwednesday)
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this but nora
Nora already has crazy dreams. But, crazy dreams because of her meds would be something else.
A Trio of Lovers...?
Sun: Whoa...
Jaune: Hmm?
Neptune: What is it?
Sun: T-That girl looks nice. She's cute.
Blake: Hmm?
Neptune: Yeah?
Jaune: Dude, I got you.
Jaune: Hey!
Blake: ...
Jaune: Tck!
Jaune: HEY! COME BACK HERE!
Sun: NO!
Neptune: Stop him!
Jaune: What?! Hey let me go! I've got this!
Sun: No you don't!
Neptune: We're bikers, we already god a bad rep! Don't add to it!
Jaune: I've got this!
Sun: No you do not!
Jaune: I got a tutorial!
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Based on THIS
A 'Scary' Clown
Jaune: Okay...
Jaune: It's Halloween, it's Ruby's birthday. And, based on what Yang told me she's planning on 'scaring' me.
Jaune: And, Ruby asked me to be... here. In the schools Halloween party. The Hunted Circus section...
Jaune: ...
Jaune: Well... 3... 2... 1...
Ruby: BOO!
Jaune: ...
Ruby: Jaune... You're supposed to be scared!
Jaune: ...
Jaune: Ahh. So scary.
Ruby: Naww... You're no fun...
Jaune: Well, I saw this coming from a mile, so there wasn't much time for me to be 'scared.'
Ruby: Well at least my costume is scary! R-Right?
Jaune: Uhh...?
Jaune: ...
Jaune: Okay, up you go!
Ruby: Whoa hey?! Put me down!
Jaune: Nope.
Ruby: Grr! Where are you taking me?!
Jaune: To the bed room.
Ruby: What, why?!
Jaune: It's time for you to get your birthday spankings.
Ruby: B-Birthday spankings?!
Jaune: Yep.
Ruby: L-Like the ones you gave Blake?!
Jaune: Yep.
Ruby: Oh...
Ruby: Y-You'll at least be gentle, right?
Jaune: Absolutely not.
Ruby: ...
Ruby: YES~!
