Dracula's Big Gay Wolf Launcher

#dracula daily | he/him/his | queer AF (but I already said I'm a Dracula fan, so sorry for repeating myself)

[another-chaotic-bisexual-vampire]

Any of you fellow Dracula fans also filmmakers like me?

I'm gearing up to write & direct a Dracula movie - and I can't be the only one on set who is "Totally Normal" about JonMina.

If any of you Dracula fans are filmmakers - or know people who'd love to help - hopefully we can make a Dracula movie together that finally does the book & fandom justice!

[hipsternumbertwo]

Me at any minor inconvenience

[another-chaotic-bisexual-vampire]

Murderbot having an Emotion Check the moment it found out it has to rent a car to travel across a space station

[doctorgrantthinksthatsabadidea]

shout out to Mina Murray and Lucy for making friends with an almost hundred-year-old Mr Swales and his buddies, who only talk shit about the liars in the graves they’re currently having picnics on.

Hear that? 6 o’clock. Mr Swale your grand-daughter wants you home for tea.

[lyricwritesthings]

Jonathan Harker today

[darkshrimpemotions]

The Count, finding his Wives about to chomp down on his cute little solicitor: How dare you touch him, any of you? How dare you cast eyes on him when I had forbidden it? Back, I tell you all! This man belongs to me! Beware how you meddle with him, or you’ll have to deal with me.

One of the Wives, seemingly apropos of nothing: You yourself never loved; you never love!

The count, gazing intently at Jonathan's sleeping face: Yes, I too can love.

[another-chaotic-bisexual-vampire]

[draculas-hairy-palms]

maybe I’m just too gay but I genuinely don’t comprehend how there could be a straight interpretation of this section

I’ve seen academics argue that the weird sisters are referring to… themselves? i.e. they’re complaining he never shows love to them? by not letting them have a man-snack? as in, boo hoo, you don’t love us enough to let us eat him????

but like, the quote in context is literally:

“You yourself never loved; you never love!" On this the other women joined, and such a mirthless, hard, soulless laughter rang through the room that it almost made me faint to hear; it seemed like the pleasure of fiends.

they are laughing at Dracula. they are joyfully, gleefully taunting him for gay. they are not complaining about feeling unloved. they are calling him out for loving jonathan.

especially given that once again the literal next line is:

Then the Count turned, after looking at my face attentively, and said in a soft whisper:— "Yes, I too can love.”

hello?????

[draculadaily-memes]

May 19

[immediatebreakfast]

Me, patiently waiting for my good friend Jonathan Harker to send me an email.

[angel-starbeam]

Jonathan Harker:

May 15, what the hell is going on? Why is the Count so goddamn creepy?

May16, WHAT THE HELL!? THIS CREEPY BASTARD DRANK MY BLOOD!? WHO THE F- WERE THOSE CREEPY ASS WOMEN!? DID THEY EAT A F--- BABY!? WHAT THE HELL I'M HERE TO HELP WITH PROPERTY ACQUISITION! WAS THAT A BABY IN THAT BAG!??!!

[sirsrirachaofficial]

i'm trying to remember but do we ever get a good explanation for why Jonathan recognizes the blonde Vampire in the castle?

anyhow the next "reincarnation romance with dracula" novel should be between hot blonde vampire lady and her disaster boyfriend reborn as an english solicitor just bc itd be funny

[another-chaotic-bisexual-vampire]

My headcanon is that the blonde vampire was from "Dracula's Guest" or a previous chapter that was cut out of the novel along with 100 other pages cut from the beginning

[technoturian]

Jonathan Harker: I feel comfort thinking of the lovely, sweet ladies who spent time in this room... Jonathan Harker: Oh, here's the ladies that spend time in this room. Jonathan Harker: Jonathan Harker: Oh. Jonathan Harker: Oh I don't like that.

[spankerella]

Happy Lizard Fashion Day to those who celebrate.

[whirling-ghost]

[ID: a tweet from SparkNotes: The best part of bram stoker's literary masterpiece are when jonathan harker says things like "so I just saw dracula climbing up and down the walls, again".

this is followed by a photo of a sentence from the book reading "15 May. - Once more have I seen the Count go out in his lizard fashion". end ID]

[hamletteprinceofdenmark]

Jonathan, writing at that little oak table:

[darkshrimpemotions]

The Count, finding his Wives about to chomp down on his cute little solicitor: How dare you touch him, any of you? How dare you cast eyes on him when I had forbidden it? Back, I tell you all! This man belongs to me! Beware how you meddle with him, or you’ll have to deal with me.

One of the Wives, seemingly apropos of nothing: You yourself never loved; you never love!

The count, gazing intently at Jonathan's sleeping face: Yes, I too can love.

[another-chaotic-bisexual-vampire]

[brokensocialscone]

[ashtinasphodel]

Anyone else wonder how, when Dracula crawls down his castle walls in a lizard fashion, his cloak stays spread out behind him?

In my mind, there are 3 options

He utilizes his vampiric magic, power he forfeited his mortal soul for, to make his cloak stay up

He has a special cloak that has tie-downs or fasteners or straps to stay in place

Cloak is starched to hell and back

[sepdet]

4. He was in a Marilyn Monroe updraft. If Harker had not averted his eyes, he would've seen the moment when gravity reasserted itself with a floomph. Drac proceeded the rest of the way like a cat wearing a cone.

[re-dracula]

[deadinthename]

Ok i am deeply concerned.

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