May 3
another year, another letter from my good friend Jonathan Harker and his totally normal reaction to east european cuisine
seen from Türkiye
seen from Australia
seen from Spain
seen from United States
seen from Argentina
seen from Panama
seen from Japan
seen from Japan
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Japan
seen from Russia
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Argentina
seen from China
seen from United States
another year, another letter from my good friend Jonathan Harker and his totally normal reaction to east european cuisine
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" "I asked Gemini" Ok, well I asked Professor Abraham Van Helsing(M.D., D.PH., DLITT., ETC., Etc.,), and he gave me an hour and a half long speech that was so full of metaphors that I don't even know what he was trying to say.
Captain of the Demeter:
More of us are disappearing. We don't know what's going on. We are terrified for our lives!!!
Mina with Lucy:
Who is the bigger Wife Guy?
Odysseus (The Odyssey)
Jonathan Harker (Dracula)
Two dudes who just love their wife to hell and back (literally)
THIS IS ABOUT THEIR ORIGINAL BOOK ITERATIONS
Get those movies outta here!!!
Musicals and ballets can stay but you’re on thin ice
Edit: Hey guys please check out the Wife Guy Tournament
hot girl summer vs jonathans's no good very bad business trip
It's awesome how everyone hypes up Jonathan Harker for climbing the wall of Dracula's castle multiple times. Like every time the subject comes up, Van Helsing or whoever is like "dude, that was awesome"
Not Dracula making valid points about how English speakers dismiss the qualifications of people speaking with an accent.