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💐💞🙃KeAshia🙃💕💐 (Key•Aye•Sha) // Pessimistically Optimistic // // Daily Warrior // // Kristasummers has my heart and soul // • •Not who I want to be but at least I'm on the right track now•

[wlfb0ygrl]

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

[whispy-witch]

i want this man in my inventory

[weepylucifer]

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

[weepylucifer]

not my best work

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[enki2]

[hayakawalove]

I feel like that one scene of Justin Bieber getting shot in csi

[hayakawalove]

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[tall]

[plaguedocboi]

It’s honestly really transphobic that there’s no version of hrt that will turn me into a disgusting eldritch shapeshifter

[plaguedocboi]

“Nonbinary people can get hormones and gender affirming surgery too” okay well what if I’m nonbinary in this way

[plaguedocboi]

Well, you know what they say; if you can’t get the body you want with surgery or hormones, you can always try latex prosthetics and special effects makeup

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[another-page-turned]

Here’s to another year of getting my ass absolutely wrecked by the universe, I guess 🤙🏾

[matelothot]

Happy New Years to Shane Hollander, noted bottom of 2025

[shisasan]

February 23, 1925 Journals of Anais Nin 1923-1927 [volume 3]

[icantspellthings]

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

[booksandberries]

[saltysocksniffer]