I will make you believe you are lovely

Hey, my name is Kayla and I'm an expert at bullshitting my way through life. 

[glory-kill-deactivated20170220]

[dreamglue]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

now we’re getting into some more advance Dad Aesthetics 

[damnyoudeathlord-blog]

Such a helpful Frost Wyrm. I sorta want to get a shirt printed of it.

[fifthtee]

[sunnybuttercup]

Thanks American Girl!

[diary-of-a-chinese-kid]

These pockets are everything

[hella90s]

when you’re trying to end the fight and they make a stupid comment

[milamai]

Fall seven times, stand up eight

[yippywhippy]

[seriousjones]

tired of hearing about how saturn is the most fuckable planet just because it has the most rings. jupiter is clearly the most fuckable planet, and trust me, i’ve already heard your “oh the great red spot is an std” jokes, and i don’t care. and btw, the logistics of fucking the rings of a planet don’t make any sense. have fun trying to put your dick through a bunch of jagged rocks and ice, you piece of shit

[naamahdarling]

this is like one of the best posts i’ve seen on tumblr and let me tell you why

“tired of hearing about” posts that then go on to delineate something i have literally never heard anyone talking about are hilarious

the idea of trying to rank the planets as fuckable is absurd

huffy “i don’t care”

nitpicking the logistics of something impossible

horrible mental image

ends very angrily

[love-personal]

[alone-orlonely]

what type of fish are they

[stunningpicture]

I noticed some writing on my godfather’s shirt. I asked him to please hold still so I could read it. Well, then.

[persephonesecretlair]

I need this shirt.

[qualitees]

I found it online here!

[aristocratic-bohemian]

I want this shirt lol

[prettyboyhaikyu]

I love this shirt

[buttermilkbaddie-deactivated202]

Everytime I saw this and thought it said “grandfather” and I was like why is no one talking about the grandfather is fit af but…nvm lol

[foggysandwichcollector-blog]

Omg I did too

[gymnrat6969]

Hey, grandpa’s can be just as fit and horny as you young guys. And we know all the moves too!!!

[itsagifnotagif]

Wtf

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[slimetony]

this is the longest ive ever been awake im just so nauseous and tired

[more-notes-than-you-deactivated]

how long have you been awake for?

[slimetony]

eight minutes

[cherryclit]

im a huge fan of underboob,,! even sideboob mmmmm a nice cleavage ,,,,, i just love boobs

[shortvideosandstuff]

[apieceofglass-blog]