Meow, Motherfuckers

My name is Alan Ashby, and I'm a ginger princess. Nickelodeon is better than Disney. And cats are better than you. You can fuck off now since you're irrelevant. Disclaimer: Not Ashby. I'm ginger, but no.

[anotherashby]

Aye.

[fuckedupwxrld]

photo cred ;; adam elmakias

[anotherashby]

So many sex gifs. I'm not complaining.

[anotherashby]

Happy Sexual Sunday? 

[anotherashby]

Idek man. I just want to cuddle with my catnip.

[yomaddiecarinabiatch-deactivate]

I wonder how many times I can beat Alan with a frying pan until he’s out cold.

Also I wan’t pizza.

[anotherashby]

Domestic abuse.

[anotherashby]

I wonder how many times I can make Maddie blush. Also someone bring me coffee.

[anotherashby]

yomaddiecarinabiatch Makeup se- I mean Channing Tatum?

[gesamtkunstwerkgesucht]

[ourpizzagang]

hot sext: come over I ordered pizza

[anotherashby]

At least I know what to do when Maddie is mad at me: give her a gift card to a pizza place. That or an anniversary gift.

[anotherashby]

Morning wood is the bane of my existence.

[yomaddiecarinabiatch-deactivate]

It’s a shame you don’t have anyone to fix that.

[anotherashby]

I know right? Like ugh. :////

[disturbedhell]

We Heart It.

[anotherashby]

Morning wood is the bane of my existence.

[anotherashby]

Throwback Thursday.....I haven't changed at all.

[anotherashby]

One fact about yourself that not many people know

I'm actually a cat personified.

[yomaddiecarinabiatch-deactivate]

*Insert Spiritual Quote About Life Or Some Shit Like That*

[anotherashby]

Insert my di- wait....