solve my life for me please

Luis / 26 / SoCal / 🏳️‍🌈

[firethekitty]

top 5 me posts of all time

[blizz4rd1203]

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

[panicatthecriscodisco]

[ayatollahsmegmafactory]

[dogpuppy]

[sacred-portal]

[beemovieerotica]

[durbikins]

Catholic Twitter making better posts than I ever could

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[termagax]

Hello there. Guess how much money I made last year? $28. I’m an investment banking analyst at a boutique firm, in M&A. I have my undergrad from the University of Chicago, one of the top schools in the country. With bonuses, sometimes I make even more. Are you jealous of that? Most people on Tumblr are usually jobless or they decided to major in the humanities and are poor.

$28?

[nofilterprincess]

[enki2]

[moleshow]

[segamascott]

[jureumified]

[cilantrhoes]

[cannibalcaprine]

nasty faggotses........

WHYY IS HOMOPHOBIC SMEAGOL IN MY INBOX

[iwanttohavesexwithsupermario]

I! HATE! BEING! GAY! NONE Of the 50 year old men i sext even ACT like MARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO FUCKING MAAAAAADDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[malisaurusrex]

...what?

[iwanttohavesexwithsupermario]

What's not clicking

[grindrbooks]