Cassie Eats Cockroaches

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[bubbleteavangelist]

[bubbleteavangelist]

I love how Ice loves Coco 🩷

[aqqindex]

Humanoid Anatomical Skull Model

[bubbleteavangelist]

I wish women on the internet would stop falling for ragebait

[bubbleteavangelist]

Literally no one was doing that but okay

[crazy-brazilian]

[ohwhatagloomyshow]

do you remember why you followed prev

yes :)

no :)

Remaining time: 4 days 9 hours

[jethroq]

[bubbleteavangelist]

I keep seeing this person pop up everywhere lately, and inevitably they will be saying the corniest shit ever

[wintercorrybriea2]

[bubbleteavangelist]

What a game wow

[bubbleteavangelist]

hat trickkk 🎩🎩🎩

[wondersmith-and-sons]

Which of the following moments in British politics was funniest?

David Cameron allegedly fucking a pig (2015)

Theresa May Brexit deal sees worst parliamentary defeat of any British PM (2019)

Dominic Cummings' social distancing scandal is named #Cumgate (2021)

Matt "Eat Out to Help Out" Hancock caught having affair with his aide (2021)

MP resignations reach critical mass under Boris Johnson (2022)

The Queen dies 2 days after meeting Liz Truss (2022)

Liz Truss who doesn't outlast head of lettuce (2022)

Nigel Farage has to run in by-election against Count Binhead (2026)

I'm American and I never read news from outside of my country

Something else entirely (I'll tell you in the tags)

Remaining time: 14 hours 2 minutes

Note: don't let your recency bias decide this, actually think back to what was the objectively funniest time on the internet.

[uncomfortablecliche]

i think its so funny how europeans get angry at most basic american customs like tipping for table service or smiling at strangers when you make eye contact. it’s not going to hurt you to smile

[bubbleteavangelist]

Here we smile because of eye contact too but tipping is a step too far…

[uncomfortablecliche]

its like a sugar baby microtransaction. you’re paying for a performance moreso than labor. yall tip strippers over there right

[bubbleteavangelist]

Idk about how strip clubs go here but i don’t think that would be percieved as tipping anyway. The kind of men that would go there though are the kind of men who will tip just to flex on others. Idk something about it is crass to me.

[qabu-deactivated20170910]

Poop is shaped like that cuz it was in ur in test tons

[gorgonsach]

i wish these university types would stop shoving their higher education in my fucking face

[uncomfortablecliche]

i think its so funny how europeans get angry at most basic american customs like tipping for table service or smiling at strangers when you make eye contact. it’s not going to hurt you to smile

[bubbleteavangelist]

Here we smile because of eye contact too but tipping is a step too far…

[puppygirldick]

With a glory hole you're having a threesome with the house