don't you forget about me

 fuck you 

[myonlywayoutofhere]

““You gave me panic attacks and I thought it was love.””

— Day 483

[le-dreadmau5]

It's literally that simple

Friend: "hey my son can't concentrate on his homework. He chooses to do literally anything else everytime. He said his head doesn't feel like it."

Me: "Did you give him music?"

Friend: "No! No tech until he's done! He doesn't need more distracted."

Me:

"k, bring me the child"

*Go to her house*

*points to the obviously ADHD boy struggling with his homework*

Me: "so your head doesn't feel like doing homework?"

Son: "yeah. It would rather do ANYTHING else."

Me: *unwrapping earbuds* here, listen to this for an hour while you do it.

French voice: 1hr later

Son: "k I'm done! :-)"

Friend: "wow, what'd you give him? Concentra, Adderall, Ritalin‽"

Me: "Sweet Dreams by Eurythmics" and some lo-fi.

[anachronic-cobra]

I should try doing work to Weightless by Marconi Union sometime

[bob-belcher]

[moistcorduroy-deactivated202007]

making out while im inside you

[samuraipapi]

Mood

[caramelgoddess28-deactivated202]

Had that this weekend 🥰

[fattyyxxx-deactivated20230315]

sheesh.

[the-art-of-oral]

Tips for going down on a girl?

Don’t be a bitch. If you’re gunna do it, do it well. 

Tease the fuck out of her before going in. Put that tongue away. Kiss every inch of her, except her pussy. Inner thighs, neck, lips, nipples. Start at her mouth, work your way down. Did you get her neck already? Good, now do it again. Build the anticipation. She’ll love it even more.

When she can’t handle the anticipation any more, go in for the kill. Eat that pussy like you’re on death row and it’s your last meal. 

Most girls respond really well to clit stimulation, but don’t over work it. Some girls like it when you stick your tongue in, some don’t, so be cautious when exploring that option.

The best way I’ve learned to do it is to start off slow. Long licks. Cover all of it. Slowly work your speed up. Go a little faster. Every been told to write the alphabet with your tongue? Fuck that. It’s stupid. 

Have her lay on her back, put her legs over your shoulder. That’s the one of the best positions for her to get max pleasure. It also allows you to use your hands. While your mouth is going to down reach up with your hands, grab her breasts, (some girls like their nipples squeezed when getting eaten out. Try exploring that option if she’s down). You also have the options of using one of your hands to finger her or rub her clit while you lick. If you get into a good motion of licking while you rub her clit with your tongue, I can almost guarantee that she will go crazy.

Think you’re done after she cums? WRONG. You’re not done until she grabs you by the hair and pulls you up because she can’t take it any more.

Now go my student, go and eat that pussy like it’s your sole purpose in life to make that girl scream your name, Gods name, and every swear word she’s ever heard in her life.

[kimreesesdaughter]

[foreveradrummer]

Reblogging again.

[pervykitty]

[sxvageshawty]

👑

[typography-images]

[typography-is-cool]

[topherchris]

[iirememberthinking]

Dear whoever is reading this: I wish you a life full of warmth and happiness and love. I hope you’re okay. And if you aren’t now, you will be.

[lovelustquotes]

[anotherforgottenlove-blog]

I don't know how to feel anymore. Things have gotten harder to deal with. And honestly I pretty much just give up.

[thegirlwhocrieswolf]

Books by Lang Leav now available here

[pinewoodcomposts]

[fluorideuraniumcarbonpotassium]

If you don’t get excited when you’re about to kiss someone then you probably shouldn’t be kissing them. Kissing them should get you riled up inside and shout not be mediocre. Your stomach may turn, a jolt of electricity may go up your spine and just maybe your heart skips a beat. When you kiss someone it should not be like a burning candle, it should be like fireworks are going off.

Ridiculously Proper (via ridiculouslyproper)

[youvejustbeengilmored]

[hannahstasia]

emily fucking gilmore

[mobileratcircus]