Another Incorrect Quotes Blog

Sometimes you hear something and you think, people will want to attribute this to their blorbos. Attempting to make a generator out of this!

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Welcome to Another Incorrect Quotes Blog!

It's what it says on the tin. Incorrect quotes to slot your favourite characters into. Been watching a bunch of drawfee lately, so expect a buttload of that!

A, B, C, et cetera, represent characters. Most gendered pronouns have been changed to gender neutral ones and should be changed to fit the characters replacing A, B, C, et cetera.

[x], [y], [z], et cetera are places, objects, scenarios, actions, organisations, and the like, which are too specific to make the quote useable, but can be replaced with things specific to the character(s)' situation.

All quotes have sources specified! Unsourced quotes are a pet peeve of mine. If you see a quote that is wrongly attributed or lacks attribution, please let me know so I can correct it!

The generator linked in the blog description is still under construction - it works, but not very well. It’s a result of wondering how generators work and coming back to my senses three hours later with a half finished attempt. So if I get possessed by it again at some point I may finish/improve it, but it’s all dependent on my brain and its whims.

Enjoy your stay on the blog, have fun, and feel free to tell me if you use any of the quotes I've collated!

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A: If you’ve got elbow patches and a pipe, have fun. Go delight in yourself. If you’ve got a gun, go home.

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A: If you have stuff in a box and you don’t let Pandora near it - perfectly serviceable box!

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A: Oh, B’s just anti everybody. But then they’re pro somebody for the first time? Which is like, big choice, B. We’ll see how that shakes out long term. I haven’t spoken to them in years, though.

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A: I think it’s a product of B not wanting to try, and not giving a shit.

C: Trying is hard, and giving a shit is a bad idea, especially when you’re B.

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A: If you feed ‘em and give ‘em boners, I think you can get ‘em to do just about anything.

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A: B is a big tent kind of guy.

C: Well, it’s a big tent, but there’s a very strict admissions policy.

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A: Don’t be a psychic whenever you’re in the middle of failing. Be a psychic when you’re a winner.

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A: Well, you know, you can take control of your city…

B: Right, but even then, taking control of my city also includes going bugfuck insane on [x].

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A: Cannibalism and human hunting and blood drinking, and…

B: That’s exciting. You’re boring.

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A: Here’s my line for ya: B. I won’t go any further than B. That’s our Mendoza Line. If you’re B, sorry, fuck off.

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A: B is neutral on genocide.

C: Buh. Well, I mean, neutral… I’ll throw this out at you - there is no neutral on genocide. Neutral? You’re already on a side.

A: That’s an interesting take, and I agree.

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A: I didn’t seek out B.

C: I’m not saying you sought -

A: They were foisted upon me! And it’s the same with D. I would like to not know who these people are.

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A: Hey, kid. I hate to do this to you, but the systemic and structural problems are something that I really can’t alter whatsoever, so here’s a twenty, alright? You have a good one, I’m out of here.

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A: So, B - young B - I don’t… I don’t wanna be mean.

C: Let’s be mean!

A: Okay. They’re stupid.

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A: B’s willing to be the put upon sacrificial lamb, but only up until the point where they should be sacrificed.

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A: I agreed to a suicide mission. I am the greatest.

B: Oof.