The Exploding Boy @anotherjourneybytrain - Tumblr Blog

Ads are everywhere. Scams are everywhere. Every website is a vile beast hungering to feast on your data. Beguiling robots masquerading as people, ask for your credit card numbers.

The Internet isn't just dead. It's Undead.

It's a shambling mass of zombie code hunting down every living person it can find, so it can suck the marrow from our bank accounts.

evilwizard

Dude. DUDE. HUMPTY DUMPTY JUST FELL. YOU NEED TO SEE THIS ALL THE KINGS MEN ARE THERE TRYING TO GET HIM BACK TOGETHER. THIS IS SO FUCKED DUDE. IM SO SCARED. HE'S DEAD

🖐️ stand aside. only the court necromancer can save him now. we must pray his body isn’t too broken…

existennialmemes

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

All the king's horses and all the king's men

Couldn't put humpty back together again

Then the court necromancer gave it a go

Orbs all glowing and humming real low

And by god, he did it! The mighty old bloke

Humpty rose! And now he hunts the townsfolk

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

#My pussy #That I don't have

ghostssmoke

Omen

alexc1ting

old xian #19天# 番外小短篇。(#19days# side story)

English translation - extra chapter

previous qiu art - hecheng art - 393 - kids mo+ht - kids jy+zzx - 392 - JY+XXart - HT+MoArt - MoArt - 391 - 390b - 390a - 389 - MoGS art - special520 - 388 - 387 - 386 - 385 - 384b - 384a - he cheng art - 383 extra- 383- 382- 381 - valentine art - 380 - 379 - cny art - 378 - 377 - 376bis (special)- 376- 375 - 374- 373- HT art - 372 - 371 - 370- 369- hc art- 368- 367- 366 - art - 365 - 364 - 363 - 362- 361bis (special)- 361- 360- 359- 358 - 357 - 356- 355- 354- 353- 352

cleaning typesetting and translation by @about19days (on insta) and me, with the special collaboration of @wtfit.i (insta)

excalibells

who else feels like the hannibal fandom came out of fucking nowhere

vikingstorytime-blog-blog

#walk into the club like whaddup i eat people

the-meggo

i couldn’t resist

nbchannibalheritageposts

Hannibal Heritage Post

p0tat0-g0ddess

i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone

p0tat0-g0ddess

Be My Friend and gain access to top hits such as

wild mood swings

constant need for attention

hearing about All my problems

crying

having my latest hyperfixation explained to you in excruciating detail

forgetting what I'm doing every 5 seconds

scleroticstatue

What a beautiful thing to be someone a friend feels safe to be vulnerable with

p0tat0-g0ddess

how dare you turn my self-deprecating midnight rambles into a hopecore positive post

scleroticstatue

Get hoped

fallauween

by gretlusky

ex0skeletal-undead

Insomnia by Vincenzo Lamolinara

vintar

i was at the zoo and just kind of vagueing out leaning on a rail and watching the duck pond and in the background a kid started yelling “he’s coming for you! he’s coming for you!!” and i thought it was some game she was playing with her family or something up until i felt a little hand grab my elbow and looked down to see this tiny wide-eyed child staring up at me with the world’s most serious expression and she said in a solemn voice

“he’s here for you”

and something reached out and grabbed my other hand

it turns out that a resident cockatoo has figured out that if it just waddles back and forth along the rail it can get the maximum amount of attention and headskritches with the minimum amount of flying and objectively this is very cute but at the same time this was very nearly the way that a grown adult died of a heart attack at the zoo

vintar

# wait wtf is that the bird from the adelaide zoo??? # I CAN’T BELIEVE THERE’S A POST ABOUT MY SWORN ENEMY # he literally chases after you if you ignore him fck that guy holyshti

lmao yep that’s the one!

i love bird tumblr so much, where else could you go “hey look at this bird” and have a complete stranger not only know where it lives, but declare that it’s their nemesis