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@anotherrk900
I feel like I've illegally purchased a fossil
When the function is crowded so you just dialate ur eyes, think of a traumatic event to turn ur LED red and say "Remote Detonation Activated" and start counting down so you can get some mf personal space.
((OOC: Blog author speaking here for the first time! I made a dangler for my guy, check it out!))
((OOC: Blog author speaking here for the first time! I made a dangler for my guy, check it out!))
Sometimes I wish I had a skeleton so I could make jokes about bones
Wow humans are so good at creating relatable music
Holy shit batman I pretty much forgot about the blog
Anybody ever try dying their thirium a different color?
A+ weird little dude, but I'm equally fascinated by the choice of music.
*unmutes*
I feel connected to this cat on a soulful level. You go little rubber band stealer.
One time back when I still lived with the human that activated me I just kinda went and took the car because I wanted to try driving it and I was like "if I follow all the traffic laws I just won't get pulled over so it doesn't matter if I don't have a drivers license or real I.D." but when I was driving I saw a zoo and I got really excited to see weird animals so I left the car in the parking lot and forgot to lock the doors but like four hours later when I came out of the zoo the car was gone and I couldn't report it stolen because we lived in Canada and I'm an android so I had to go track the thing down (literally one of the only times I've had to use my recreation feature like for something actually serious) and I had to steal it back from the guy who stole it from me but I never got the keys back because I left them IN the car (probably why it was stolen in the first place) so I had to put the car in neutral and push it out of the neighborhood I found it in and hide it again while I went back to the apartment and got the spare keys to drive it home with because apparently hotwiring is like not a thing like it is in the movies but the next day when my human buddy went to drive his car he came back up to the apartment like "RK900 313 248 329 - 13 where the fuck is my weed" and this was the first time I experienced the phenomenon where humans call each other by their first middle and last name when they're in shit so I panicked, I had no idea he left his weed in the car but I just really didn't want him to find out that it got stolen, so I just told him that I got curious to taste it and ate it and he never found out that the car got stolen but he did end up thinking that he just lost the original keys and that I ate like 75 Canadian dollars worth of the dried weed in one sitting for no reason because it has no effect on androids.
Real shit that default jacket all the RK900's came with was fucking wild because tell me why the humans though it was a good idea to give us the Neck Brace Special Supreme and then the gov. vindicated them by going "Yeah put me down for 200,000 of em'."
Was getting a sandwich because I (android) was bored and the person at the counter (human) asked me where it goes when I eat it so I told him when I'm done I have to go hang upside-down and open my mouth so it falls back out again.
I'm starting to wonder if that was mean of me oops
"Why do you need a computer, you're an android?" What am I gunna play video games on MYSELF? With the parts I use to THINK? Some people, like get a clue dude.
"The androids are stealing out jobs" Brother no, I'm stealing these cheese puffs from a big box megacorp store tf????
Insanely based, actually. I applaud you . /srs
FINALLY an officer with STANDARDS, jeez.
I’m doing my part!
"The androids are stealing out jobs" Brother no, I'm stealing these cheese puffs from a big box megacorp store tf????