the realest but also the most basic

welcome to my crib

[roboco-san]

my personal curse is the knowledge that I function best with rigid structure and strict routine but am almost totally incapable of independently establishing or maintaining that structure and routine

[curlyfried]

Don’t forget this special feature: at the same time hating when people tell you what to do

[sneakykneecaps]

Why did nobody tell me pterodactyls are the size of a fully grown man???? I been imagining like, the body of a medium sized dog????

[campesine]

🐭

[gael-garcia]

[aintshitniggaantics]

When you the only black person at work..

[immortalloverodd]

I’m still not clear on what his secret weapon is though.

[theapatheticstag]

I just had a fucking stroke

[lizalot]

broke: The Great British Bake Off has no conflict

woke: while The Great British Bake Off is refreshingly devoid of the usual man vs. man conflict, it is filled with conflict of other varieties, notably man vs. self (the contestants vs. their knowledge of baking) and man vs. nature (the contestants vs. the time limit)

[no-i-am-not-the-lochness-monster]

Man vs. the forces of evil (the contestants vs. Paul Hollywood)

[mrsbutterbirne]

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

“Yes yes yes I do like you. I am afraid to write the stronger word.”

— Virginia Woolf, from a letter to Vita-Sackville-West written c. February 1927

[kit-harington]

[zaddysgirl]

mood

[danielodowd-deactivated20170124]

[lautheowl]

“There is no greater pain or punishment than memory.”

— Victoria Aveyard (via purplebuddhaquotes)

[suspend]

boys who arent afraid to tell u when they miss u are the best

[spanishlandia]

[neckkiss]

Vicky Cristina Barcelona

[soul-vintage-deactivated2019031]

[aestheticacadema]

its funny when people underestimate my ability to find shit out

[thebelchers]