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@projared @spacehamsterg @peanutbuttergamer @brutalmoose as the game squad! Theyāre in the costumes their characters wore in Mario Party 3.
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Journal Entry #1
Thatās what this shit is, right? A blog site? Anyway Iām gonna start writing stuff to get a rational understanding of things in my head on paper. Or pixels. Whatever. You actually taking the time to read this is an undertaking in futility and I canāt be fuckered to care whether or not you actually do. So with plenty of further ado, here is my brain.
My life is in shambles. Thatās mostly from neglect so I guess the only person I have to blame is myself. Regardless, shambles is a perfect description of the swirling vortex of chaos that I find myself in. I have no time management skills to speak of and even less personal hygeine. Iām so far removed from skin-care it might as well be called skin-abuse at this point. But despite my own inadequacies Iām gonna make an attempt to cultivate some sense of self-worth out of the travesty that I call my life.
Attempt #1 - Exercise. Been doing that shit. Got my resting heart rate down to about 50 BPM. Thatās scary btw. My heart takes so long between beats that I think Iām dead every other second. But Iāve heard this is a good thing and I seem to be able to run 4+ miles on the reg now so whoopity fuckaloo Iām a runner, baby.
Attempt #2 - Diet. Fuck food. Itās too complicated. You are what you eat and I canāt stop shoveling dick inside me long enough to actually care. But at least I can log it. So Iām gonna do that. Go me.
Attempt #3 - Scheduling. Alright now fuck this shit right here. I canāt think 2 seconds ahead let alone a full day. How the squiggly tits am I supposed to think A WEEK ahead. Either way, I downloaded an app to help. Hate it already but I already hated scheduling so nothingās really changed. The only thing I really need to focus on is taking time to do said shit. Could probably find some free time in between my heartbeats. Which is a long time now.
Attempt #4 - Lists should stop at 3. Listen, Iām gonna level with you⦠I wrote this line before I actually knew what I was gonna put here. I know the previously 3 attempts might make me seem like some overachieving douchebag (and youāre RIIIIIIIIIIGHT) but even I have limits. So letās just all pretend I put something profound on this line and move on with our days.
Well that was painful. Also I slept like shit last night. Still reeling from time-traveling over the Pacific Ocean. Australia was fun but oof ow my jet lag. But thatās not why I slept like shit. I couldnāt sleep because Henry kept waking up to shoot liquid poopy out every 2 hours. Heās a good boy though and woke us up every time he needed to go outside. What a good boy. What a good poopy boy.
Much love. Stay woke. Poop well.
-Mark
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I would eat myself and make them watch.Ā
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