Akagami no Shirayuki-hime Incorrect Quotes

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Mukaze, appears: BEHOLD!! I HATH APPEARED!! I AM YOUR FATHER, SHIRAYUKIIIIIIIII!!! Shirayuki, deadpan: Meh. Okay, I guess? Now where's that lavender?

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Hisame: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine.

Hisame: I became more evil, if you’re curious.

Kiki: We’re still in quarantine, don’t worry. There’s time for a redemption arc still.

Hisame: I’m going to get worse on purpose.

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Subordinate, enters: Oi, boss!

Umihebi, annoyed: What is it! Can't ya see I'm busy?

Subordinate: You have a visitor.

Umihebi, raises an eyebrow: Who is it?

Subordinate, pauses: It's the Red-head.

Umihebi, pales: I-I'm not here!

Subordinate, confused: You're not here?

Umihebi: NO! I'M NOT! I went for a swim!

Subordinate: But you're here?

Umihebi: Not anymore!

Umihebi: [Quietly opens cabin window, grabs rope, and leaves.]

Subordinate, pales: B-But doesn't that mean that I'M going to be alone with Red Hair... by MYSELF?!

Subordinate: W-Wait for me, boss!! Don't leave me here!! [Jumps into the ocean, too]

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Rona: Happy New Year! We hope you have a wonderful 2024!!

Eugene: A-And thank you for your support this past year. We hope to be in your care this year as well!

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Obi, munches on an apple: Fank oou fury mush for the 50 webwogs, I gesh. (Thank you very much for the 50 reblogs, I guess.)

Shirayuki, tuts: Obi, don't chew with a full mouth!

Obi, swallows: Sorry, I was hungry. But is this a big deal?

Shirayuki, surprised: Of course! Even though there haven't been a whole lot of quotes posting frequently in the past, we were still able to get quite a bit of activity over this past year. We should show our thanks and appreciate for our supporters.

Obi, sweats: I-I see.

Shirayuki, bows: Thank you for supporting us. We really appreciate your love and appreciation for our posts. We hope to continue to be in your care this time, as well.

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Mitsuhide, smiles: Thank you for over 250 kudos on our incorrect quote posts! We appreciate your support! We'll continue to be in your care.

Kiki: Especially Mitsuhide. He needs all the love and help he can get.

Mitsuhide, shocked: W-What do you mean by that, Kiki?!

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Mitsuhide, smiles: Thank you for being my trustworthy comrade.

Kiki, deadpans and slightly smiles into her cup: Thank you for being my meat shield and the butt of many jokes.

Mitsuhide, shocked: K-Kiki!!

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(Mitsuhide really brings out the sadist in both characters and fans alike, doesn't he? lol 🤣💀)

Post for #thanksgiving

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Haruto: "Ara, my cute little king is FINALLY getting married!" 

Izana: "M-mother..." 

Zen & Haki in the background: *trying to stifle their giggles and failing*

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Shirayuki: Stay with me?

Zen: Always.

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Mitsuhide: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Hisame: You were flirting with Kiki.

Mitsuhide: So what? She’s my partner.

Hisame: You asked her if she was single.

Mitsuhide:

Hisame: And then you cried when she said she wasn’t.

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Raji, singing: Yo-ho! Yo-ho! A sailor’s life for me!

Sakaki: Your Highness, what are you singing?

Raji: Isn’t it obvious? I’m singing a shanty! Sailors sing shanties. It’s required.

Sakaki: But you’re a prince, Raji-sama. Not a sailor.

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Raji: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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(Note: This is what happens when you let Raji hang out with the sailor folk for too long: he develops a hybrid of vulgarity using his unique habit of dramatic flair.)

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Haruto: Kain, stop! You’re not acting yourself! You’re mad with power!

Kain: Well, of course I have!

Kain: Have you tried being mad without power?

Kain: It’s boring.

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Hisame: It must be hard not being able to laugh.

Kiki: I do have a sense of humor, you know.

Hisame: I’ve never heard you laugh.

Kiki: That’s because you’ve never said anything that was overly amusing.

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Izana: You'll see that the view from above is different that one you'd see from below. It might be intimidating at first, but you'll be there with Zen and his aides, so I think it will be alright.

Shirayuki: *Nervous sweatdrops*

Izana: Well... If you want to be seen as Zen’s equal, you'll have to stand next to him up there. No hiding behind Mitsuhide.

Mitsuhide: Yeah, definitely no hiding behind Mitsuhide. 

 Kiki: That's my job. 

Mitsuhide: K-Kiki!!

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Raji: Bad things keep happening to me. It’s like I have bad luck or something.

Sakaki: Your Highness, you don’t have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you’re a dunderhead.

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Umihebi: Oh? Well aren’t ya a naughty little shrimp. You want me to step on ya with my foot, little minnow? Is that what you want? I’ll do it, ya know...

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This edit from Chapter 23/24 is made for you Umihebi lovers out there.