Emergency Fluff and Softness Starters
“Hey, come here. It’s alright.”
“Shh. It’s okay.”
“You got me, and I’m not so bad, right?”
“I know what you need. Hold on.”
“I’m arresting you for being criminally cute.”
“Sleeping in? Hell yeah.”
“That was my blanket! Come on…”
“Don’t you dare. No, no puppy face of yours is gonna work…”
“I just found out I have $40 more than I thought. We’re getting take out!”
“Have some of this. You’ll feel better.”
“Ey, I got you. You know I do.”
“I’m glad you’re here. Truly.”
“Thank you for being gentle.”
“You did not just throw that pillow at me!”
“Door’s locked, lights are off… snacks are here, what’s next?”
“Your hands are cold, let me help.”
“You really didn’t need to, you know.”
“You needed a hug.”
“I will not be broken… I will not be… fine, you win stop with the face.”
“No, you’re cute. End of story.”
“I’m not cute. End of story.”
“Listen, we don’t have to fight, we can both be adorable.”
“…but I like it when you’re a soft dork.”
“Come on, get over here.”
“I will squeeze the unhappiness out of you!”
