THE ANTHILL

YOUR FAVORITE FAN OF (The host with the most!)!!!!! [A roleplay blog unaffiliated with Toby Fox or salad006]

[ant-dreemurr]

GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GERMS!!!!! WOW, it sure is (swell) to be on the (grand ol’) INTERNET!!!!! Finally, (face-to-face) with my FOREVER AUDIENCE!!!!!! (I’m tearing up, folks!)

A COUPLE OF GROUND RULES BEFORE WE GET STARTED HERE:

DON’T CALL ME TENNA. SOME OF YOU FOLKS MIGHT BE GETTING THE (Incorrect!) IDEA!!!!! I AM NOT THE (-groovy, and NEVER glooby!) HOST. IF YOU DO, MY CHANLES OR (cathode crew) WILL ESCORT YOU OUT.

SFW!!!!!! THIS IS A (TV-PG rated) PROGRAM!!!!! KEEP YOUR JOKES APPROPRIATE FOR THE (under 18) (audience)!!!!!

BE PATIENT!!!!! I’M A (one man) SHOW, NOT A (LOVELY stage crew)!!!!!! BUT DON’T WORRY!!!!! I ACTUALLY (response), UNLIKE YOU ALL!!!!!!

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY……….

(BAGEL)(BOY) DNI!!!!!!!!!

(Let’s all play nice and get along now, okay?) SEND IN YOUR (art), YOUR (fan-mail), YOUR REQUESTS AND (specil) [deals]!!!!!!!

OOC! This is a roleplay blog for Antony Dreemurr (New Deal AU by @salad-006 ). All questions, drawings, requests, and in-character responses are accepted so long as they are SFW and are directed towards Ant (or a member of his “cathode crew”). Some serious topics may be handled, such as violence or disorders, but posts will include TWs and remain safe for a teen audience. Be respectful and remember, this is for fun!

SINCERELY,

ANTONY DREEMURR

PS: I WILL BE UPDATING THIS MORE ONCE YOU ALL START $&%#ING TALKING TO ME!!!!!

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Yo Tony, we found a WHOLE crate of old Tenna merch by that TV pile near the trash! We're gonna see if any of it it's still good enough to sell, wanna join?

“Ya don’t say? Well, I’m in! Just gimme one second, guys and gals… I’m gonna grab some extra points in case that Mike guy comes crashin’ around. Don’t want him ruining our fun li’l party, eh?”

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Hey antony this is your landlord . Just popping in real quick to let you know that you have not paid your bills in the last month so we'll be sending someone out to cut your power if you dont get that fixed soon .thanks

MY LANDLORD?!!!? WHEN DID I (win) A LANDLORD?!!!?! HOW THE (funk) DID YOU EVEN GET MY (name, address, and fax number)?!!!?!

…… WELL, SURE, I’LL GET THEM PAID!!!!! BUT (Look here, folks!), IT’S NOT REALLY MY RESPONSIBILITY!!!! WHY DON’T YOU (Q-N-A) TAMMIE IN (Cyber City) INSTEAD??? I SEND HER ALL MY (important biz) DOCUMENTS!!!! I’M SURE SHE CAN GET IT ALLLLLLLL (settle down), EHEHEHAHA!!!!!!!

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Hey, I’m curious….

You know that feeling you get when your leg falls asleep? And it’s all tingly and staticky? Does your body feel like that all the time? Is that okay to ask? Is that insensitive? I hope that’s not insensitive.

INSENSITIVE???? WELL, IT SURE IS BETTER THAN (half a cup of) THE OTHER (Q-N-A) ON HERE, EHEHEHAHA!!!!! AND THE ANSWER IS…..

KIND OF!!!! AFTER A LONG (commercial break), I GOT USED TO IT!!!! I BARELY (feels) IT ANYMORE!!!! TOTALLY!!!! DEFINITELY!!!!!! (Absolutely!)

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Can you uh show smth on your screen? Family Guy funny moment? Top 5 memes? Skibidy toile-

the questioner was shot in the head and fell like peter griffin's dead pose

CHANLES!!!! (clean-up) ON AISLE SEVEN (7)!!!!!

WHAT THE $&%# IS A SKIBBY TOIL????

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Do you heat up your soup or do you just eat it straight out of the can?

I (turn up the heat!) FOR MY FOOD!!!!!! I JUST BORROW FROM THE (studio), EHEHEHAHA!!!!!!

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no hugs, OK, how about a (gentle) pat on the head?

...can you feel through the tv-head when you're using one?

-🐛🦋

WHY ARE YOU ALL SO (touchy-feely)?!!?!!!? JUST KEEP OFF!!!! STOP IT!!!! DON’T (handle with care) ME EVER!!!!!!!

AND OF COURSE I CAN!!!! DO YOU FEEL THROUGH YOUR (socks) WHEN YOU’RE (where)ING THEM?????

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you should ride a bike

YOU TRY (ring!)(ring!)ING WITHOUT (Leggings) AND TELL ME HOW THAT FEELS, (junk).

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Antony Dreemurr? More like AntGOATy Dreemurr because you 🫵 my good sir are the goat (Greatest Of All Time}

THAT WAS A (horrid) WAY TO SNEAK (his name!) INTO THERE. WHAT ARE YOU EVEN (goes on) ABOUT????? THANK YOU???? I GUESS????

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Ant was approached by a darkner wrapped in a blanket, making it impossible to know what he looked like. They reached out and gave him a sticker with an star sticker that said "you're cool"

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Darkner turned around and disappeared into the snow fields

….. UH. HEY, WHAT’S— WAIT, WHERE DID YOU GO?!!?!

WHERE DO I PUT THIS………?

[After careful contemplation, Antony sticks the sticker onto the side of his residential TV. No, not his head. Do you know how often that gets recycled? I mean the one sitting quietly on a crate in his Anthill.]

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Buble, boble, toil and... definitelly trouble

IT’S (double)!!!!! AND YOU KEEP THAT (water cooler) (magik) OUT OF MY ANTHILL!!!!!!!!

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Boble

WHY DO I HEAR (boss fight!) MUSIC.

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*ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵒᵒᵈˡᵉ ʳᵉᵐᵃⁱⁿˢ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵃᵇˡᵉ*

[Antony, preparing to work on character scripts, finds the drawing on his desk. His pink mouth instantly curls into a scowl, the top of his screen furrowing unhappily.]

……. Stupid chanle…. It isn’t supposed to be able to do that.

[For a while, he ignores it. But it stays there as he works. It itches for his attention. After a long moment, he angrily grabs it, tearing it slightly—]

………

[Quietly, Antony drops one hand. Despite the small tear in the paper, the slug quietly grabs a nearby pencil and stabs it into the wall. A custom pin for the paper beside painted stars and faded stardom.]

[He resumes work.]

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OOC; Hey! I’ve been getting a few asks concerning roleplays where Antony is nearby or was there but is not involved. If your ask doesn’t pertain to a direct (or semi-direct, as in ‘can be involved easily’) interaction with Antony or the “cathode crew”, I will not be responding. I love having the slug interact, but there needs to be a chance for said interaction. Antony is isolated and will not be seeking you all out beyond the QNA. This is not a personal callout — I simply cannot force him to manifest and interact if he is not there. Thank you for understanding!

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Aren't you lonely here alone? Do you want someone to keep you company?

I HAVE COMPANY!!!! MY (cathode crew)!!!! MY CHANLES!!!!! ELNINA AND LANINO!!!!! AND YOU, MY (treasure) (audience)!!!!!! WHO ELSE WOULD I NEED?!!!? I DON’T NEED [Big Shot] OR (bagel)!!!!!! I DON’T NEED MORE (good company) WHEN I HAVE YOU ALL!!!!!! EHEHEHAHA!!!!!!

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What do you dream of, beyond getting your body Mr. Tenna getting his body back?

NOTHING. BEYOND THAT, NOTHING MATTERS. THE ONLY (star guest) OF THIS SHOW IS MR. TENNA, AND ONCE HE’S (back on track), I WON’T HAVE TO BE HERE ANYMORE.

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https://www.tumblr.com/ant-dreemurr/823134167853334528/i-i-finally-made-it-i-thought-it-would-look?source=share

H-HUH! I - I didn't mean to ... oh... both of them are gone...

*I try to follow but can a small ball of manifestation of a digital identity even compete with a fast slug , I loose them

(sigh)... I keep startling people....I hope I meet them again though...

*I explore the large expense of the frozen waste land... slowly finding the ruins of the grandiose studio, ones lively and thriving now so..... cold

Woah... such a big building... No lights.... No noise... did the crew fully move on from here, can darkness even do that????? But even if they did, the big guy himself is a sucker for the classics, he can't abandon the studio like that even if he went on retirement....

*I come closer the building gets bigger but it just feels like a husk

... hmm maybe it's just the back part, maybe there is a grand entrance somewhere... there is no way it would be like this..

*I spotted something in the corner of my eye.... it's static like appearance moves into a dark corner just past the back door I found

Hmm...is it one of them...

*I approach

H-hi again, sorry if I was too sudden earlier.... You said I wasn't allowed there and I needed to be escorted out.... and left yourself .... I don't want to startle you so I am not getting closer.... But I really can't see you hehe 😅

[Antony jumps, startled from his mission of attempting to break into the studio. He snarls at the newcomer, shaking.]

DIDN’T I TELL YOU TO $&%# OFF?!!!?! YOU’RE RUINING THE (script)!!!!! JUST KEEP (clear the aisles) AND WE’LL BE (hunky-dory), OKAY?!!!?!

[The slug hurriedly carries itself into the outside vent, shutting itself in. The sound of it clattering through is audible for several moments before it goes far enough for the sound to fade.]