Well, That Was A Thing

Vavoom. Sorted..

[anthonyjcrowleyfell]

Angel! Why are the humans acting so weird? Well… weirder than normal. You won’t believe what happened when I was feeding the ducks this afternoon.

I think we need an incredibly alcoholic breakfast at the Ritz.

[aziraphalecrowley-fell]

@anthonyjcrowleyfell - I ran into this lovely pair while on my evening walk. They reminded me of someone, though I can’t seem to recall who. If anyone can solve this puzzle, it would be you, my dear boy.

[anthonyjcrowleyfell]

I don’t think I know them, but the one in the left has a fantastic sense of style. The other does seem vaguely familiar…

Wait… is that a hand-drawn mustache? AND a cape? Please, for Someone’s sake, tell me you aren’t trying to teach someone your magic tricks, angel. I’m actually begging you…

[anthonyjcrowleyfell]

Angel! Let everyone know about our arrangement so you can’t conveniently forget about it when you think I’m being ridiculous.

[aziraphalecrowley-fell]

You’re being silly, my dear.

[anthonyjcrowleyfell]

You would say that.

What happens if, let’s say, the rest of the week I abstain from encouraging the pants in the manner they’ve grown accustomed to?

C’mon angel, it was your idea.

[anthonyjcrowleyfell]

Angel! Let everyone know about our arrangement so you can’t conveniently forget about it when you think I’m being ridiculous.

[anthonyjcrowleyfell]

Ngk….

[aziraphalecrowley-fell]

Use your words, my dear. There is nothing for readers to contextualize with this poster.

Can I make the announcement, or would you prefer to?

[anthonyjcrowleyfell]

It’s post angel, not poster. I’m surprised you can even figure out how all this works.

Announcement is a bit dramatic, but by all means, announce away.

[aziraphalecrowley-fell]

This is why Nina calls you the grumpy one, my dear.

As for our announcement, we are now the proud parents of a small, but mighty, felis catus. She attached herself to Crowley, followed him home and, as humans say, the rest is history!

[anthonyjcrowleyfell]

All you had to say was a cat has adopted us.

No, she hasn’t provided us her name yet. Yes, we had the vet check for tattoos and microchips.

She is obnoxious and demanding. Right now she’s getting angel pats.

[anthonyjcrowleyfell]

Ngk….

[aziraphalecrowley-fell]

Use your words, my dear. There is nothing for readers to contextualize with this poster.

Can I make the announcement, or would you prefer to?

[anthonyjcrowleyfell]

It’s post angel, not poster. I’m surprised you can even figure out how all this works.

Announcement is a bit dramatic, but by all means, announce away.

[anthonyjcrowleyfell]

Ngk….

[aziraphalecrowley-fell]

I wish all of you a hopeful new year. May 2025 be more tolerable than you imagine it will be.

[anthonyjcrowleyfell]

Angel, humans typically just tell each other “Happy New Year.”

This wish is more apt though. You’re so clever.

[aziraphalecrowley-fell]

I wish everyone a wonderful Christmas.

[anthonyjcrowleyfell]

Angel, you do realize it isn’t Jesus’s actual birthday, don’t you?

We were there!

[anthonyjcrowleyfell]

Aziraphale and I brought home a tree. He wanted something tall, so tall it is.

He blathered on and on about decorating it “the human way,” but changed his mind rather quickly after trying to maneuver the first string of lights evenly around the branches.

As annoying as it is to admit, the tree is well decorated. Especially now that I’ve added a few ducks and snakes into the mix.

[aziraphalecrowley-fell]

Today I kissed Crowley.

It wasn’t our first kiss (of course), but something exciting happened while our lips and arms were entangled.

I felt his tongue move past my lips, and suddenly our tongues met. It was very wet.

I do believe it was quite intentional based on my wiley serpent’s reaction.

[anthonyjcrowleyfell]

Angel, you need to stop telling everyone about…. details.

I saw Nina this morning, while picking up pastries mind you, and had to put up with lectures about… things.

Please stop. I’m literally begging you. It’s humiliating.

[anthonyjcrowleyfell]

I took Muriel to see a puppet show. I thought it would annoy them and did not anticipate the sheer joy that emanated from the new angel. It was ridiculous.

[anthonyjcrowleyfell]

Please stop blaming me for Trump being elected.

I had nothing to do with it! Those humans in the States came up with it all on their own.

I would definitely receive a commendation for it though, if I hadn’t retired.

[perfectquote]

“I crave a love so deep that the ocean would be jealous.”

— Tahere Mafi

[anthonyjcrowleyfell]

I have that with my angel.

[anthonyjcrowleyfell]

When your partner hates sleep, but all you want to do is curl up under a tartan blanket and nap until All Hallow’s Eve is afoot.

Humans really are quite brilliant; they’ve created a holiday I can (and do) willingly celebrate. I love me a bit of mischief.

[anthonyjcrowleyfell]

My aggravatingly crafty husband has decided to decorate our home with little white sheets that he actually cut from bed linens. They’re everywhere, including hanging from some of the plants. It’s difficult to discipline the greenery whilst there are utterly ridiculous sheets with googly eyes discouraging proper behavior and encouraging… fun.

[anthonyjcrowleyfell]

Today Aziraphale discovered a gay bar. I’ve not seen him so happy around “bebop”. Ever. He even sang along with songs he’s probably never heard before. I’m assuming miracles were involved.

I believe this is going to be how I spend my Wednesday nights for eternity.

As long as he’s happy.