Angel! Why are the humans acting so weird? Well… weirder than normal. You won’t believe what happened when I was feeding the ducks this afternoon.
I think we need an incredibly alcoholic breakfast at the Ritz.
My dear boy, I do so appreciate our brunch outing this morning. The crepes in particular were scrummy! However, next time I’d caution against treating the Ritz as a karaoke club. While I understand that you have a fondness for the song the pianist played, the other patrons did not seem to appreciate your vocal prowess.
Though I must admit, you were quite adorable.











