[anthonystarkwithoutadoubt]

Tony mumbled under his breath, “waste of time.” He had called Happy to come pick him up from Central Park after the wolf-child had run off after making such a commotion.

“Call Pepper.” He told his phone as he got in the car. “Thanks Happy.” He smiled.

The phone rings to voicemail. “Hey babe, I’m on my way home, you won’t believe what just happened in Central Park. Did you know Loki had another kid? They seem to be a lot alike... anyway, let me know what you want for dinner when you get this, and I’ll have it delivered when I get home. Love you.”

Tony hung up the phone and told Happy about the happenings in the park on their way back to the tower.

[@definitelyfenrir @definitelylokiodinson @definitelythorodinson @definitelypepperpotts]

[anthonystarkwithoutadoubt]

Hey pops...mind if I stay over for a while?

Not at all. I’ll have your room readied. You coming over tonight?

[pixel-elf-deactivated20231207]

Yup! I finished any work and I'm packing my bag now!

[anthonystarkwithoutadoubt]

Good. Is everything okay?

[pixel-elf-deactivated20231207]

Of course! I just miss you and Pepper! I haven't been the most open person lately and I can't shut out my old man!

[anthonystarkwithoutadoubt]

Well we miss you too. It’s going to be really nice having you, hun.

[pixel-elf-deactivated20231207]

Thanks dad...I love you!

[anthonystarkwithoutadoubt]

I love you too. We’ll see you soon

[anthonystarkwithoutadoubt]

Hey pops...mind if I stay over for a while?

Not at all. I’ll have your room readied. You coming over tonight?

[pixel-elf-deactivated20231207]

Yup! I finished any work and I'm packing my bag now!

[anthonystarkwithoutadoubt]

Good. Is everything okay?

[pixel-elf-deactivated20231207]

Of course! I just miss you and Pepper! I haven't been the most open person lately and I can't shut out my old man!

[anthonystarkwithoutadoubt]

Well we miss you too. It’s going to be really nice having you, hun.

[anthonystarkwithoutadoubt]

Hey pops...mind if I stay over for a while?

Not at all. I’ll have your room readied. You coming over tonight?

[pixel-elf-deactivated20231207]

Yup! I finished any work and I'm packing my bag now!

[anthonystarkwithoutadoubt]

Good. Is everything okay?

[anthonystarkwithoutadoubt]

Hey pops...mind if I stay over for a while?

Not at all. I’ll have your room readied. You coming over tonight?

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

Well that’s fair... @definitelyfenrir

[definitelyfenrir]

YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS THAT'S FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

If it’s worth anything, I do feel bad.

[definitelyfenrir]

Feel-

You feel BAD!?!?!?!?

Well then!!!! Oh, fuckin' boy, give the man a prize because he feels BAD!!!!

*slow applause*

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

Watch your language, child!

[definitelyfenrir]

...

Watch my-

You know what?!?! FUCK YOU!!!!

You don't get to tell me what to do!!!

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

Do I not? Fine then, off you go, unless you want something? Money? Emotional support? Neither of which I have to give, so you might as well not waste the time, particularly mine.

[definitelyfenrir]

Fen blinked. Once, twice, three times; ice-blue eyes unwilling to shed the stupid rush of tears that suddenly made an appearance. He wasn’t sure what he had been expecting from the freakin’ god of mischief. From the absolute asshole who had tried to take over the world a few years ago.

Yeah, Fen had followed the news when that all happened. Didn’t exactly mean to. It just... He remembered stuff, okay? His mom going on about how his dad was a god, how it meant she was some sort of powerful being for having his kid, blah-blah-blah-blah-blah.

The social worker’s chalked it up to the drugs, her being absolute batshit crazy, a manipulator. So had he for the most part.

Until 2012 that is, when gods and aliens actually started falling out of magic portals in the sky. For a while, he had hoped. Maybe. A stupid decision considering his dad was apparently the villain to that story, a power-hungry, egotistical asshole who thought the world should kneel or some shit. But Fen was nine and seeing the man, or god, as it turned out, who was supposedly his dad and up to that point just another one of his mom’s hallucinations, actually standing there being broadcasted on channel nine...

He had hoped. Wanted. A lot.

“You...” Fen hiccupped, swallowed heavily and then cleared his throat before swiping a hand quickly over his eyes.

“You asshole.” His voice rose, ice-blue eyes meeting Loki’s. “You fucking JERK!!!! YOU KNEW AND YOU NEVER SAID A THING!!!!! I DON’T WANT ANYTHING FROM YOU, YOU ABSOLUTE PIECE OF SHIT!!! I NEVER WANTED A THING!!!!!!!!”

[anthonystarkwithoutadoubt]

“Hey, hello.” Tony said calmly, his hands raised as he tried to get the attention of the two, in the midst of their heated conversation. “Maybe this might be a good time to take a moment, and collect ourselves, huh?” He suggested.

[@definitelylokiodinson ]

[definitelyfenrir]

“MIND YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS!!!!!”

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

“Mind your own business!”

[ @definitelyanthonystark ]

[anthonystarkwithoutadoubt]

Tony blinked wildly at the two and their almost seemingly coordinated response, having yelled in unison with each other. Tony hated yelling, made his head hurt.

“No.” He replied, “you made this my business. This is my city, and you’re disturbing the peace.” He said with air quotes. “You both need to calm down, because you,” He gestured to Loki, “are often a security threat, and you,” He gestured to Fen, “well... I don’t know what to consider you right now, but that doesn’t matter. You’re picking a fight with a Norse god and that in itself seems reckless enough for me to have issue with.” Tony pauses, looking at their expressions, hoping he hadn’t set either of them off.

“So, someone, tell me what’s going on and maybe I can facilitate a place where you can work out your anger in a less public manner.” He took that opportunity to point out how public the setting was, camera phones raised. This was gonna be on the 6:00 news, no doubt.

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

Well that’s fair... @definitelyfenrir

[definitelyfenrir]

YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS THAT'S FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

If it’s worth anything, I do feel bad.

[definitelyfenrir]

Feel-

You feel BAD!?!?!?!?

Well then!!!! Oh, fuckin' boy, give the man a prize because he feels BAD!!!!

*slow applause*

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

Watch your language, child!

[definitelyfenrir]

...

Watch my-

You know what?!?! FUCK YOU!!!!

You don't get to tell me what to do!!!

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

Do I not? Fine then, off you go, unless you want something? Money? Emotional support? Neither of which I have to give, so you might as well not waste the time, particularly mine.

[definitelyfenrir]

Fen blinked. Once, twice, three times; ice-blue eyes unwilling to shed the stupid rush of tears that suddenly made an appearance. He wasn’t sure what he had been expecting from the freakin’ god of mischief. From the absolute asshole who had tried to take over the world a few years ago.

Yeah, Fen had followed the news when that all happened. Didn’t exactly mean to. It just... He remembered stuff, okay? His mom going on about how his dad was a god, how it meant she was some sort of powerful being for having his kid, blah-blah-blah-blah-blah.

The social worker’s chalked it up to the drugs, her being absolute batshit crazy, a manipulator. So had he for the most part.

Until 2012 that is, when gods and aliens actually started falling out of magic portals in the sky. For a while, he had hoped. Maybe. A stupid decision considering his dad was apparently the villain to that story, a power-hungry, egotistical asshole who thought the world should kneel or some shit. But Fen was nine and seeing the man, or god, as it turned out, who was supposedly his dad and up to that point just another one of his mom’s hallucinations, actually standing there being broadcasted on channel nine...

He had hoped. Wanted. A lot.

“You...” Fen hiccupped, swallowed heavily and then cleared his throat before swiping a hand quickly over his eyes.

“You asshole.” His voice rose, ice-blue eyes meeting Loki’s. “You fucking JERK!!!! YOU KNEW AND YOU NEVER SAID A THING!!!!! I DON’T WANT ANYTHING FROM YOU, YOU ABSOLUTE PIECE OF SHIT!!! I NEVER WANTED A THING!!!!!!!!”

[anthonystarkwithoutadoubt]

“Hey, hello.” Tony said calmly, his hands raised as he tried to get the attention of the two, in the midst of their heated conversation. “Maybe this might be a good time to take a moment, and collect ourselves, huh?” He suggested.

[@definitelylokiodinson ]

[anthonystarkwithoutadoubt]

Tony made his way out the door, nano tech with him, just as always. He’s not entirely sure it’s necessary. A wolf in the park hardly sounds like a wide spread threat, let alone a threat iron man needed to take care of, but JARVIS thought it was worth the mention, and he trusted his own algorithm.

When he got to the park, it wasn’t too hard to figure out where the commotion was coming from. All he needed to do was walk towards whatever it was people seemed to be jogging away from.

His eyes followed the people, some running, some pulling out their phones to take pictures of whatever it was. Tony rolled his eyes. Typical.

He made his way until he saw what it was, people were making a fuss over, only to find no wolf, at least not anymore. Instead, there stood Loki and Thor, and what seemed to be a teenage boy, and it did not look like a friendly encounter.

[@definitelyfenrir @definitelylokiodinson @definitelythorodinson ]

[definitelythorodinson]

“Oh hey! Tony!” Thor exclaims, his phone in hand, obviously recording the scene before him. “What are you doing here?” He asks casually, while the two argue just feet away.

[anthonystarkwithoutadoubt]

“JARVIS has taken to browsing social media, heard there was a wolf in the park, I couldn’t resist, and now you two are here?” Tony posed it as a question, hoping Thor would offer up some answers.

[definitelythorodinson]

“Ah yes, well... There was a wolf, but now there is not, because it turned out to be this kid.” Thor gestures to the angry teenager. “And now they are arguing, about something, I’m not entirely sure what, though.” He admits. “I’m just, minding my business.”

[anthonystarkwithoutadoubt]

“Isn’t your brother your business?” Tony asked with a snarky tone.

[anthonystarkwithoutadoubt]

Tony made his way out the door, nano tech with him, just as always. He’s not entirely sure it’s necessary. A wolf in the park hardly sounds like a wide spread threat, let alone a threat iron man needed to take care of, but JARVIS thought it was worth the mention, and he trusted his own algorithm.

When he got to the park, it wasn’t too hard to figure out where the commotion was coming from. All he needed to do was walk towards whatever it was people seemed to be jogging away from.

His eyes followed the people, some running, some pulling out their phones to take pictures of whatever it was. Tony rolled his eyes. Typical.

He made his way until he saw what it was, people were making a fuss over, only to find no wolf, at least not anymore. Instead, there stood Loki and Thor, and what seemed to be a teenage boy, and it did not look like a friendly encounter.

[@definitelyfenrir @definitelylokiodinson @definitelythorodinson ]

[definitelythorodinson]

“Oh hey! Tony!” Thor exclaims, his phone in hand, obviously recording the scene before him. “What are you doing here?” He asks casually, while the two argue just feet away.

[anthonystarkwithoutadoubt]

“JARVIS has taken to browsing social media, heard there was a wolf in the park, I couldn’t resist, and now you two are here?” Tony posed it as a question, hoping Thor would offer up some answers.

[anthonystarkwithoutadoubt]

Tony made his way out the door, nano tech with him, just as always. He’s not entirely sure it’s necessary. A wolf in the park hardly sounds like a wide spread threat, let alone a threat iron man needed to take care of, but JARVIS thought it was worth the mention, and he trusted his own algorithm.

When he got to the park, it wasn’t too hard to figure out where the commotion was coming from. All he needed to do was walk towards whatever it was people seemed to be jogging away from.

His eyes followed the people, some running, some pulling out their phones to take pictures of whatever it was. Tony rolled his eyes. Typical.

He made his way until he saw what it was, people were making a fuss over, only to find no wolf, at least not anymore. Instead, there stood Loki and Thor, and what seemed to be a teenage boy, and it did not look like a friendly encounter.

[@definitelyfenrir @definitelylokiodinson @definitelythorodinson ]

[definitelymagazine]

Breaking News

A witness at the park submitted the below photo with the news that there's a wolf wondering around Central Park! Be on the lookout for this dangerous creature!

[anthonystarkwithoutadoubt]

Stay clear of Central Park today. Don’t need you guys getting eaten.

@definitelypepperpotts @definitelypeterparker @coolliketrumu

[definitelypepperpotts]

I don't think a waddle through Central Park would be comfortable anyway

[anthonystarkwithoutadoubt]

I never know what you’re gonna be in the mood for anymore lol

[definitelymagazine]

Breaking News

A witness at the park submitted the below photo with the news that there's a wolf wondering around Central Park! Be on the lookout for this dangerous creature!

[anthonystarkwithoutadoubt]

Stay clear of Central Park today. Don’t need you guys getting eaten.

@definitelypepperpotts @definitelypeterparker @coolliketrumu

[definitelyjarvis]

Pardon the interruption, sir...

But I seem to have picked up traces of a slight disturbance on the north side of Central Park as well as detected a rather strong pattern in social media that might be of interest to you.

As you are currently residing in your Manhattan residence, I've taken the liberty of sending the information links to your phone should you feel like examining the situation closer.

(X) (X) <- Links

@definitelyanthonystark

[anthonystarkwithoutadoubt]

Thank you JARVIS, I will be looking into it. Please cancel my 3:00. This is as good of an excuse as any, not to go.

[definitelypepperpotts]

@definitelyjarvis could you find Tony and tell him that his pregnant wife is wanting Carmel Fudge Ice cream. And I would like it yesterday.

[definitelyjarvis]

Of course, Ms. Potts.

I'll have Mr. @definitelyanthonystark pick some up on his way home.

If there's anything else you find yourself craving, please feel free to alert me. I'll send a list to Mr. Stark's phone and keep it updated as necessary.

[anthonystarkwithoutadoubt]

Thanks JARVIS!

[definitelyjarvis]

My pleasure as always, Mr. Stark.

I've also sent you a rather extensive list of other food items Ms. Potts would like you to pick up on your way. It includes, but is certainly not limited to, dill pickle flavoured crisps, pickles in general, an array of doughnuts and pizza.

Perhaps another car is in order...

[anthonystarkwithoutadoubt]

Yes another car is probably a good idea. Send Happy over?

[definitelypepperpotts]

@definitelyjarvis could you find Tony and tell him that his pregnant wife is wanting Carmel Fudge Ice cream. And I would like it yesterday.

[definitelyjarvis]

Of course, Ms. Potts.

I'll have Mr. @definitelyanthonystark pick some up on his way home.

If there's anything else you find yourself craving, please feel free to alert me. I'll send a list to Mr. Stark's phone and keep it updated as necessary.

[anthonystarkwithoutadoubt]

Thanks JARVIS!

[anthonystarkwithoutadoubt]

Hey pops! How are you?

Hey honey, I’m alright, how about you?

[pixel-elf-deactivated20231207]

I’m, great! Actually, I was wondering…ya know, if you wanted to meet…my new boyfriend soon.

[anthonystarkwithoutadoubt]

I would love to! He treating you well?

[pixel-elf-deactivated20231207]

Dad, he’s great to me! You’ll love him!

[anthonystarkwithoutadoubt]

I can’t wait to meet him.

[anthonystarkwithoutadoubt]

Hey pops! How are you?

Hey honey, I’m alright, how about you?

[pixel-elf-deactivated20231207]

I’m, great! Actually, I was wondering…ya know, if you wanted to meet…my new boyfriend soon.

[anthonystarkwithoutadoubt]

I would love to! He treating you well?