To Give Unasked, Through My Own Understanding.

Also, I still love Sherlocke Lewis.

[anthoroxtheitguy]

#frightnights2017 #shutterhouse

[bunlly]

It’s one of my theories that when people give you advice, they’re really just talking to themselves in the past.

Mark Epstein (via lazypacific)

[heathens-and-kings]

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

[owawaaa]

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

[shencomix]

It’s dumb. It works.

image / twitter / facebook / patreon

[cheese24k]

[rotting]

Ok i didn’t expect that

[wellsuckmesideways]

[technicalamends]

This has been on my dash all day and I finally watched it and ajdjfksk

[alimarko]

[cutie3pnt14159]

[kittybats]

The new don’t hug me I’m scared is great. 

[snachthatshit]

OMG the end got me

[punk-wxlf]

Well then… 

[keithpoenewt]

rosprnce

[anthoroxtheitguy]

Wtf? I... it starts so deceptively childish.

[pinkprincessrei-deactivated2020]

I like how Bethesda manages to be more progressive than most of the games industry by doing as little work as possible.

Unnamed npcs like bandits are randomly assembled from the available body features, which inadvertently leads to more balanced gender and race representation, because every physical attribute has an equal chance to be chosen. In Skyrim, marriageable npcs are marriageable no matter what the player is, because having a single “marriageable” box to tick when coding npcs is easier than having to check for multiple variables like race and gender in the player.

No one in any bethesda game will treat you any differently or even speak differently other than “he” or “she”, and even then a lot of dialogue uses “they” or your characters titles rather than your pronouns to save dialogue lines.

It is literally less work to just represent everybody equally. The next time a game dev tries to say they don’t have the resources to include more diverse representation, you push that shit back at them because that shit is bullshit.

[ruinedchildhood]

She’s going down a dark path…

[thefarawaydreamer]

Being happy is a very personal thing—and it really has nothing to do with anyone else .

Abraham-Hicks, Getting Into the Vortex.   (via itcuddles)

[cyphyy]

[nfrtjytj]

Why should I fear death? If I am, then death is not. If Death is, then I am not. Why should I fear that which can only exist when I do not?

Epicurus (via jaded-mandarin)

[lylamariemazie]

This will be me as a wife

[surprisebitch]

babe, dear, and hun sound so weak and cliché. if you were mine, i’ll call you lieutenant, sergeant, general, commander. you’ll be my authority figure

[difficult]

The past has passed let it fucking go.

(via difficult)

[meupaudeoculos-blog]

[nosdrinker]

he’s cured

[haveitjoeway2-deactivated201608]

actually if you look at the heart monitor hes flat lining

[hbcejkrbferjqg]

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

[christinefriar]

[ghostcop]

what kind of fake tomatoes has oprah faced

[estasfuera]

“A little bit of Monica in my life, A little bit of Erica by my side, A little bit of Rita is all I need, A little bit of Tina is what I see, A little bit of Sandra in the sun, A little bit of Mary all night long, A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

[mi-shellvp]

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

[siouxzie-queue]

You know you sang it in your head.

[tschaikovsky]

oh my gosh

[blurglesmurfklaine]

"Sang it in your head" yeah right I sang it out loud