I’m EG, or just Goats. I made this side blog to dump any weird, kinky rambling that hits, but I’m not super super active. If it takes me forever to see inbox things/respond, pls know it’s no slight to you- I’m just a busy uni student that gets anxious when messaged, lol.
I’ve kinda stayed towards belly and egg stuff, but I definitely have way more things I’ve considered/wanted to Drabble about. This list may include more than I’ve currently posted, but I know my interests and want to give as wide a net as possible.
Anyways, onto the risque stuff below the line!
Things you might encounter here:
Eggs/oviposition, Teratophilia, Exophilia, Monsterfucking, Tentacles, Slimes, Size Difference, NAGAS (♡♡♡), all that fun stuff
Public Sex, Dom/Sub dynamics, Sexual Control (anything from free use to orgasm denial), general BDSM (but nothing too too extreme (sorry))
Butt Stuff (in many varieties- enemas, anal, ass eating, eggs in ass, upset stomach related to gastro, etc), Stomach Stuff (also in many varieties) maybe a touch of water sports/scat (but not my main stuff. Usually. They have their uses, but often in conjunction with related things)
Fantasy Sex- this is super general. The idea of shit like magic sex toys, supernatural sex, and all that is really fun.
Mild CNC (this isn’t something I go hard on, and it’s very mild. If you’ve got r#pe fantasies, maybe trot along)
Queer shit. This isn’t inherently risque, but everyone has their tastes. I try to keep stuff gender neutral, but I’m a gay dude and that might show sometimes. If that isn’t your cup of tea, just putting that there (would rather someone go ‘ew gay’ and leave instead of getting affronted and being a jerk)
Things you won’t:
Ageplay, Raceplay, full master and slave dynamics
Severe BDSM. No gore, nothing overly painful, nothing super super degrading. More power to you guys though!
Incest, Loli, Shota
Most ‘hyper-‘ anything.
Feederism
Extra/Misc
I love writing off prompts/ideas, so whilst I’m very tiny, I would totally love if anyone wanted anything. Most of my stuff is stream of consciousness, and I don’t often commit to anything super narrative, but yeah!
Just did an enema after ages of not trying, and even though I didn’t do anything massive, it’s such a potent feeling. My lower belly is so heavy, and tight, and burbly. I want to put on some fresh, dry clothes and just hold until I can’t stand it. I’ve already felt some cramping, and sat on the toilet without letting anything out. The tension is so fucking nice.
I’m kinda stuck between adding some more, or just getting dressed as is. More would make it more intense/might make it end too quick, but keeping it as is might not give me as much intensity as I would like. Maybe I’ll just add a little more air to make it noisier and more of a ‘need to fart’ feeling.
Every time a hard cramp comes I really feel like I’m gonna lose it! Wish I could hold more comfortably…
Rolling over while gently waking up, letting out a nice long brrrrrap under the covers...
A couple spooning, the big spoon holding the little spoon's tummy, feeling it rumble under their fingers. Nice, warm toots against their groin as it's pressed right up against the little spoons bum...
Being unable to fall asleep due to a tummy ache, only being settled and soothed after a huge PBBBBBBBBTTTT! And slowly falling asleep with a satisfied smile.
When you haven’t pooped in a while and you keep having to shift and fart because your belly is upset about it
Update: my lower belly decided to become a real mess, and oh boy is it a time. It’s gotten real noisy and sloshy, and sometimes the big gurgles are aggressive enough to really feel. Being able to feel the weight shifting down when built up gas is pushing stuff is so mmm
I still don’t think I’m into scat scat, but I think I’ve seen the light on wider forms of bathroom control.
Everyone knows really needing to go makes your tummy hurt, and I’ve shown a propensity for that. I obviously like feeling or someone else feeling overly full and desperate, so it checks that box. Where bathroom control differs from number 1 and 2 is more in the tangibility of it for me. Idk if its just because piss is liquid, but there’s a fickle-ness there. It’s easier to pee secretly than poop, so the stakes are instantly higher. Similarly, it’s a little easier to stop once you’ve started, at least so long as you’re not to the point of losing full control either side.
Idk bro, especially in some sort of set up where someone is dictating when another person can go. Rubbing someone’s tummy when it starts cramping, but still making them force themselves to ignore the urge to empty out. Being able to have the intensity ramp up for days instead of just hours. Self imposed holds and having to pause every now and then because your stomach is in knots and you can literally feel everything pushing down. The way your belly starts to feel idly upset because you’re ignoring it, all heavy and tight and firm. Visible bloat. Being able to modulate intensity at will with extra fiber, gentle laxatives, or imodium.
This may or may not be being posted because I’ve decided to hold for a bit and my lower belly keeps cramping and is starting to feel real full. Who knows
I still don’t think I’m into scat scat, but I think I’ve seen the light on wider forms of bathroom control.
Everyone knows really needing to go makes your tummy hurt, and I’ve shown a propensity for that. I obviously like feeling or someone else feeling overly full and desperate, so it checks that box. Where bathroom control differs from number 1 and 2 is more in the tangibility of it for me. Idk if its just because piss is liquid, but there’s a fickle-ness there. It’s easier to pee secretly than poop, so the stakes are instantly higher. Similarly, it’s a little easier to stop once you’ve started, at least so long as you’re not to the point of losing full control either side.
Idk bro, especially in some sort of set up where someone is dictating when another person can go. Rubbing someone’s tummy when it starts cramping, but still making them force themselves to ignore the urge to empty out. Being able to have the intensity ramp up for days instead of just hours. Self imposed holds and having to pause every now and then because your stomach is in knots and you can literally feel everything pushing down. The way your belly starts to feel idly upset because you’re ignoring it, all heavy and tight and firm. Visible bloat. Being able to modulate intensity at will with extra fiber, gentle laxatives, or imodium.
Mmmm I LOVE someone trying to hide their tummy being in knots. Give me someone serious, maybe a little prissy, with a full schedule of meetings or something. They ate something that isn’t agreeing with them for breakfast, but heaven forbid they falter because of a few cramps. But… ah, it’s just a little bloat. It’s just a little gas. They only need to press a hand against their belly between clients, but they’re definitely fine. But then the cramps get worse, their tummy gets tight and a bit bubbly, and suddenly they’re having to grip the edge of their desk like their life depends on it. They can feel their belly getting tighter, feel the cramps getting more insistent. The upset slowly feels a bit heavier, and their tummy grows queasier and less content to be ignored.
Give me someone so unwilling to concede a little composure that they wait until they have to let go of it all just because of a bloated belly and bad breakfast.
Poor thing, your tummy is all puffed up and swollen. Is everything inside sitting heavily in your stomach, weighing you down? Is it bubbling and churning in your belly, forcing you to swallow your nausea? You should know by now that you have a sensitive stomach…it would be so cruel of me if I were to shake you up a bit, squeeze you a bit too tightly, or fill you up a bit more. But it’s awfully tempting - you’re so cute when your sweet little tummy is feeling sick. ❤️
I like nagas, bro. Maybe it’s just my monsterfucker side, but come ON. You can do so much with them. (Mix of smutty and cutesy)
Size difference, cultural differences, more animalistic sexual things, hemipenes, eggs, biting, many different fantastical venom effects, cute fluffy brumation stuff, body temperature stuff.
They’re so cute and hot and AUGH. And, as always, because they’re fantasy creatures, you can kinda play fast and loose with biology and esp how it relates to gender/sex. You can make a dude lay eggs.
I have SO many thoughts. Egg bound naga complaining to their human lover and getting pampered until they can finally pass them. Naga lover delighting in how they only have to mess with their little human a tiny bit and suddenly they have the cutest little space heater curled in their coils, making the most adorable noises. Naga eating snake style and doing a few larger meals and then cuddling with their human after, belly all cute and round.
God. Head in hands. They’re so great. I have stayed normal about them on this account but GAH. Possibilities are endless. I always imagine them larger. Big ol’ fantasy cutie with a cute tummy getting cuddles because their partner is warm and they want the warmtj and
Someone curled on their bed, hugging a pillow into their belly bc it just won’t calm down. It’s not just something in their stomach, resolved with a few burps or hours, nor something that gets taken care of with a bit of toilet camping. Everything is just moving slow and upsetting their guts, complaining awfully even though they didn’t eat anything to have it in knots like that.
Someone coming in and taking pity on them, hands rubbing their upset tummy even when the other person complains about the pressure at first. Squirming a bit when fingers press a bit too deep and let loose a flusteringly loud series of burbles and groans.
Their belly being so tight and crampy, and fitting very nicely in the helper’s hand bc of how heavy and full it is. How it gets louder and more active as their massage eases digestion and coaxes it to move.
Sick person having a few burps or farts worked out and being so embarrassed, even when the helper shushes them and tells them it’s nothing to be self conscious about. How their belly gets less tight, even though they’d been trying to make it behave this whole time to no avail! How self conscious they are whenever they feel the bed or their pants get warm when more is coaxed out of them, even when the helper doesn’t acknowledge it at all.
Maybe the massage helps a bit too much, and they have to scramble up and to the bathroom. Maybe they don’t scamper off right away, and are only convinced after a few too many uncomfortable groans and near accidents (because, really, it’s the best their tummy has felt all day, and they’re not too keen on losing helper’s touch).
Maybe helper and them are in an established relationship, just working past those little embarrassments. Maybe it’s build up with two mutual piners, intensified by the vulnerability of the situation and being forced to lower guards. Maybe they’re not romantically involved at all, and helper is truly just interested in making someone they care for feel better, embarrassment be damned.
Specifically, I’m thinking of small eggs and big cock that deposits them.
Specifically-specifically, I’m thinking about trying to hold them in- for any number of reasons. Getting railed to high heavens and then not wanting to feel empty again with a full tummy, and struggling after getting your ass wrecked.
Maybe a lil cockwarming after the fact, because lord knows you can’t keep them in on your own, and maybe the sight of your lower belly just a little paunched out turns whatever egg-laying fantastical bedmate on a little.
Feel like some thigh riding could also be quite helpful in this circumstance, too. It might not feel quite as secure as a thick cock, but the pressure of a steady thigh between your legs could be enough to help in not making a mess
Takes eggs, belly stuff, desperation, and fantastical aspects/size diff and wraps it all in a pretty little bow. Yippee!
