[matchagirl]

[antidnp]

me thinking aw i missed this so wholesome so endearing followed by dan shrieking “our fucking cockkkkssss”

[antidnp]

oh victoria…

[antidnp]

phil didn’t lie with “dan and phil was a thing” … it’s versus here on and they’re gonna murder themselves in each other’s hometowns <3

[dramaphan]

i was reading the comments on phil's short and someone said that when he actually posted the insta story back in the day it ended up in an instagram meme page and everyone was horny for his voice what😭

How am I supposed to pop my pussy to a voice named Phil

[dramaphan]

This is kind of embarrassing

He made the local news for this

[finalfeud]

[phan-toast]

I thought all of these pictures were Dan at first glance lmao

[roscoe-me-and-this-fuckin-kid]

some of you guys think you "predicted" ""phan"" or that you "picked up on it" because of your """"Excellent Gaydar™"""". no you did not. you saw two pretty white boys with british accents and you smashed them together like you did every other ship on this hellsite. you don't get to pat yourself on the back because you shipped dan and phil before they came out you just made their lives worse because you took what they wanted to keep private and bludgeoned them over the head in the most disrespectful way possible

[ahappydnp]

But have Dan and Phil deleted their Twitter app? Lol

Should we all take turns writing filler dnp tweets until they come back? Here you go anon <3

[deadandphilgames]

as a student of geology i regret to inform you that the geologic eon in which we live today is known as the phanerozoic

so in a way everyone is a phannie <3

[antidnp]

dan tweet either today or tomorrow

[antidnp]

the dan lingerie pic is a year old...... subjective time perception check does it feel like it's been way longer than a year or like he posted that literally last month for you

[deadandphilgames]

hello hello hello! we're live on stereo

[fictropes]

my parasocial relationship with dan extends to simply this: i imagine i find his phone on a bench, he offers me money when i return it and i say yes 

[phanctuary]

imagine:

It’s 2021, Dan is 30 and Phil is 34. They haven’t been active in almost a month when you see a video posted on Phil’s channel called “The End of an Era”. The thumbnail is plain black. Heart in your throat, you click the video. Phil is sat on the grey sofa surrounded by cardboard boxes. He looks rigid, formal. He won’t look at the camera. “Hey guys, sorry I haven’t uploaded in forever. I’ve been…busy. Packing.” He swallows and shifts in his seat. “You see, I found this great little place just outside the city. Bigger than this, but still cozy.” He takes a breath and looks up. “Basically, I wanted to let you know that I’m not going to live here anymore. So obviously my videos will be a little different, and I’m still figuring out what I can bring and all that.” Phil wrings his hands together agitatedly. “I’m really…really going to miss this place…” he says softly, voice cracking on the last word. “But things just aren’t going to work out. That happens, sometimes.” He suddenly slaps his thighs with finality and makes to stand up. “Alright, well I just wanted to let you know, and I appreciate your understanding. It will probably be a while before I see you again because I’ll be…” He rakes his hands through his hair. “…figuring stuff out.” He takes one last shaky breath, says “Bye, guys.” and walks off camera. A few seconds pass. Suddenly Dan pops his head in from the left. “Oh, and I’m going with him.” he says with a cheeky grin. He holds up a tiny onesie with a lion on it. “We needed more room for the crib and stuff.” You hear Phil burst out laughing and Dan starts giggling and whips the onesie off-camera. He looks back at you. “Bye, internet!” he says with a little two-fingered salute.

“See you soon!”

[antidnp]

date of origin: 2015

[zouisbreakup]

[antidnp]

@danielhowell