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all along the coast, they’re waiting. all along the river-bed. all along the coast, they’re waiting. all along the river-bed. ‘cuz one good turn deserves another! one good turn deserves another! one good turn deserves another; a sister, a brother, a mother, a daughter. get fucked! 'cuz she! she gotta lot of legs! just like a centipede! 'cuz i’m her kinda girl. and she’s my kinda boy. and if you cast her out, well, then i’m a sinner born. because everyone, everyone, everybody gets the fucking measles.

feluka

my top hobbies are shame and embarrassment but i also occasionally dabble in envy

feluka

been getting into regret recently i think i've got a knack for it

whiskey-bumblebee

hey does anyone wanna do the funniest thing ever

itsadinosaur

is there a bsd fandom on this app idk

💥NOT A SHIP POST 💥

#me irl

solely-ashes

Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the ringer. I'm putting my blorbo in perfectly ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault

fakecrfan

malibuklaus

kosmogrl

every day I wake up and it’s fucking january

kosmogrl

menimimimeni

"Omg wwx was so oblivious how did he not realize that he was in love with lwj/that lwj loved him?" Idk man he was busy being tortured by the narrative

ntrider

oh I see. it was the crime of wanting. that's why I deserve it.

maziique-deactivated20250206

unpretty

pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.

unpretty

happy ten year anniversary to the dick wizard

lavendxrdaughter

like to charge, reblog to cast <3

depsidase

i-am-but-a-beta-fish

coyappo

Wendy's employee who saw me cataclysmically stoned and hooked me up with 20 nugs on an order of 10 i hope you get your ass ate forever, I think they should let you kill one person legally per year, you deserve a pet dragon.