[nabsthevulture]

Im going crazy so im doing crafts

[coyappo]

$18 of tinned mackerel save me ✊

[coyappo]

I have the shiniest coat ever

[coyappo]

$18 of tinned mackerel save me ✊

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]

[horsefigureoftheday]

Nova's tips for beating the heatwave:

1. Check that you have good access to shade trees, a shelter custom made to fit you and all your friends, and plenty of good airflow

2. Find the hottest, sunniest, and least windy part of you pasture and lay down

3. Make sure you look as much as possible like you have died of heatstroke

4. Get your friends in on it

[piesollo]

ngl I'm kinda with Ralsei on that one

[slowspinningredemption]

when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way

[draculagerard]

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

[guiltfactory-moved]

the "my favorite character did nothing wrong" mindset is completely unappealing to me because i love thinking about all the things my favorite characters did wrong

[herpsandbirds]

Earless Monitor Lizard (Lanthanotus borneensis), family Lanthanotidae, endemic to Borneo

ENDANGERED.

Semi-aquatic.

Closely related to the true monitor lizard in the family Varanidae.

The only member of its family.

They do have inner ears, and are capable of hearing, despite the lack of ear openings and tympana.

photograph by Reptiles4all

[quintal187100]

2017 　trunsform

[1617]

[texts back three years later] haha not much what about you

[isthatatiktok]

[handweavers]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

[important-animal-images]

[niceferatu]

this happened to my friends Jonathan and Thomas actually

[disgustinggf]

not ignoring you not replying to you but a secret third thing

[desscaras-world]

forgor

[koiagain]

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u