Surprise, I’m living a life.

Tina/27/Cologne

[adoraslastbraincell]

Are you feeling kind of down right now? It’s not your fault that you forgot what baby cheetahs look like. Really. One time I did too.

But now you recall!

Look! Look!

They loves to play!

Rawr!

Their head is just one giant ball of floof!

I can’t even

How do they live? Being so cuTE??

Ugh!!

This has been a PSA. Baby cheetahs are everything good and pure in this world. Please imagine petting the floof head. Please feel better.

[coneycat]

For anyone who needs this.

[rionsanura]

Also, when they are a little older, they have full-body mohawks!

[pisces-fish]

I honestly needed this.

[peroxidepirate-blog]

@hornkerling, I suspect you need some baby cheetahs. 

[lemonsharks]

I was also about to reblog this to @hornkerling

[brorifles]

Can we make baby lasats floofy like this??!?!?!

[pixelonline]

I needed this ❤

[jberk-ish]

@truetinytonywolf

[thetruetonywolf]

@jberk-ish thank you Buddy :3

@postapocalypticcandlehoe tiny punk kitties

[bob-belcher]

[sirensonthewater]

[venomturtle]

this is the best thing in the entire world

[droiids]

i’m actually crying

[avatarrrkorra]

fucking turtles, man

[vaginal-erection]

it;s like, they know

[meladoodle]

my friend angella was doing a comedy gig, and as soon as she came out a guy shouted ‘can i give you my number?’ and all the crowd groaned cause it was so inappropriate but angella was like ‘yeah sure’. the guy started shouting out his number and she started entering it into her phone. the whole crowd was like woaaah. she got the whole number and then dialled it and it rang. everyone lost their shit. finally the guy answered and angella just said “hello? shut the fuck up” and it was the most incredible thing i’ve ever seen 

[yensunicorn]

Cobie Smulders reads nice internet comments about herself

[funoftheday]

[seashellronan]

*listens to straight people for 5 mins*

me:

[bitchycode]

Do you ever get that sudden outburst of motivation to go and make your life better then after 5 mins you’re like yeah that’s not happening

[ithelpstodream]

I’m just dying while thinking about a hotel employee calmly Googling “How to fold a towel in the shape of an elephant,” and then going out to buy eye stickers.

[whattywhatwhat]

I think these would guarantee return bookings.  Loving the elephant.

[jewishgirlrevolt]

I worked in a hotel for a year. Hotel staff LOVE silly requests because otherwise our job is just mundane. It gives the front desk a chance to do something creative.

[sushinfood]

aaaa this is so lovely

[thenatsdorf]

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Happy naked birdie. 

[thishasagedpoorly-deactivated20]

To clarify, Rhea has Psittacine Beak & Feather Disease, and that is why she is featherless. But she’s being well loved despite her illness that prevents her from having any contact with other birds.

cutie. @epicsicknasty

[eraemilius]

@ghostlycorvid

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

When everyone else is doing things with their life and you’re just

[dumbucket]

it makes me laugh how people portray corvids as these mysterious, badass birds but in reality they’re just

[cosmic-robot-menace]

@tw-evan

[tw-evan-deactivated20170827]

theye Good Boys

[wallytheasthmatic]

Famous words of a pet owner

“WHAT ARE YOU EATING”

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[ipoetried]

Why are all your poems about girls. Are you trying to write from a boys point of view? I think that's really creative and I've never seen that in writing before! You're going to go far with your poetry :)

I’M A HUGE LESBIAN

[hijerking]

so, straight people… when did you realize you weren’t gay?

[sexindielovess-blog]