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the weirdest shit i have ever experienced as a swede is when around the mid 2000’s it became popular in sweden for teenage boys to wear rubber bands around their legs on top of their jeans. the more rubber bands you had and variety in colors the more alpha you became to the other teenage boys

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i don’t understand

[antikodon]

I fucking remember this. A boy in my class asked me if he could borrow one of my hair ties and another girl just said "please don't, he's just gonna put them on his pants" and I was completely dumbfounded

[theycantalk]

directions

[cryptid-sighting]

comics then: funny cat loves lasagna and hates mondays comics now: pigeon experiences a micro-aggression

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i spent christmas alone while my family got together and fought, and honestly i feel so good about this

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i bought myself presents, cooked a big meal, drank wine and watched Home Alone 3 w/ my dog. I don’t feel sorry for myself at all.

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meanwhile my sister threatened to disown my dad so he threatened to disown her, while my mom enabled and my other sister downed a bottle of wine to deal.

on the other side of the country, i was busy discovering, to my delight, that the that the 3rd installment of the Home Alone franchise not only stood up to the test of time, but contains some of the best oneliners and comedic timing I have ever seen.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

honestly, keep toxic people out of your life. family isn’t everything, and bad family is often worse than no family. don’t be afraid to put in some distance, especially during high stress times like the holidays. you don’t actually owe them anything.

being alone for the holidays is so much better than being with people who make you unhappy.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the 2 responses i’ve gotten to this post

Heartfelt, supportive, people feeling encouraged and empowered

Home Alone 3 was terrible screw you

[wahbegan]

That’s because Home Alone 3 WAS terrible you tasteless oaf

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

HOME ALONE 3 WAS TERRIFIC BUT MARKED A DEPARTURE FROM THE CULTURE OF THE FIRST 2 MOVIE, IT SHOULD BE JUDGED BY ITS MERIT AS A STANDALONE FILM RATHER THAN A CONTINUATION OF THE FRANCHISE

[louises-belcher]

sharpay diem is a latin term meaning to bop bop bop bop to the top

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[sailorbrazil]

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[commanderboshtette]

story summary: one of the most wanted drug dealers in rio de janeiro & fellow gang members kidnap 2 male nurses from a clinic in the middle of the night along with a bunch of their syringes and all the vaccine doses they could find, drive to one of the poorest regions in the area (and location of the gang’s headquarters), and tell the nurses to vaccinate everyone because the hospitals were unable to up with the epidemic and the poorest communities were getting left out.

they then drove the nurses back to the clinic 2 hours later when they were done

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[slimetony]

I sincerely cant remember the last time that staff rolled out a feature that improved this website in any way

[genjifap-deactivated20170826]

When they moved the reblog button to the bottom of posts

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Where was it before?

[catparazzi]

at the top we had to scroll all the way back up in order to reblog

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Wh

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What the fuck

[mememaster]

Reblog if you were here for top button

[zombies-with-radios]

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[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

I am so proud of him. I love Terry so much. He is doing what other men are too afraid to do he is really risking so much by doing this.

[marissawompler]

i really hate the whole “we’re not trying to take YOUR guns away! we just want stricter back ground checks and education!” thing bc like……wrong! i AM trying to take your guns away! me! i want them gone!! take them all!!! bye-bye guns! can’t shoot em if ya don’t have em!!!!!