[urshunt]

[despazito]

can’t get that post out of my brain like there’s very much a breed of users on here who love to brag about being into freaky hardcore stuff and erotic cannibalism whilst never getting laid which whatever, but the thing is they can’t stay in their lane cuz they go onto posts where people are talking about their IRL physical intimacy experiences and either a) look down on other people having more “boring” sex than their AO3 hatefuck gore fics or b) become grossed out at the thought of kissing someone

like sorry if i’m suddenly vanilla for not being aroused by intestines and skullfucking my kinks aren’t that extreme because they’re grounded within the confines of me actually having sex with another living breathing person i dont want to legit hurt lol?? yet somehow I’M the prude here???

[despazito]

The problem is when sex gets discussed on tumblr 20% of the site is talking about irl physical sexual encounters and the other 80% are talking about fanfiction but ppl are trying to use the exact same units of measurement when discussing them it’s like trying to weigh flour using kilometers

[bunniope]

rapidly unsheathes my katana and you immediately get a phone call from your wife asking for a divorce

[play-now-my-lord]

guy who conceptually confuses renfaire and pride

[play-now-my-lord]

renfaire is what pride wishes it could be. Public sex and debauchery, more of it gay than you'd think. It gets a pass for being nerd shit so nobody really does discourse posts about whether it's cool to get a handjob from a stacked blonde in a barely-historically-justified bodice, saying "zounds" when you ejaculate, etc

[play-now-my-lord]

By contrast pride is what renfaire wants in its heart to be: a raucous and fashionable party sterilized and made barely-respectable by an endless tide of corporate charitable-giving graft, a form of public education and a frustrating yet irreplaceable thread in the tapestry of historical memory. All things under Heaven contain their opposites

[sarahseeandersen]

[bowserwife]

Tbh if ur reaction to seeing that kids have an extremely easy to access and hard to detect method of cheating at school isn't "Haha, awesome" then you're a loser and a narc and a lame-o.

[bowserwife]

This isn't a joke, btw. School is a horrific unending nightmare and anything kids can do to make it just a little easier for themselves is a good thing.

[lettersfrombeachhead]

tbh anyone who calls school a “horrific unending nightmare” really shouldn’t be calling others losers... what was that bit about throwing stones in glass houses ?

[brucebocchi]

this would destroy me

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[redpandarascal]

Hi! I’d like to clarify something about the accreditation of this comic.

It’s by Matthew Inman, and you can find the original comic at his blog, “The Oatmeal”, and I’m posting it below as well.

[sad-and-woeful]

Reblog if you want to flatten Christian values with the gayroller 2000

[antimascantics]

The bear is fr making me dislike yall 💀

[70sscifiart]

[70sscifiart]

[fleshadept]

[vedurnan-archive]

My longhouse is perfectly constructed. Every morning when I wake up in bed at the far end of my longhouse, I say my syllable. Then I spend all day sitting in bed. By sunset my syllable has traveled to the other end of my longhouse and back, and as it smacks me in the head, I fall asleep. My longhouse is perfectly constructed.

[vedurnan-archive]

[nae-nae-supreme]

Feeling fresh feeling funky

[fattylime]

a study i did because i realized idk how to draw environments at all LMAO

[teaboot]

STOP SCROLLING THIS IS A PAINTING

[coughloop]

this is killing me Hezekiah really said fuck them kids

[coughloop]

King Hezekiah when a prophet tells him his Kingdom will be destroyed and ransacked, and his own children will be taken as slaves, but not until after he dies:

[taffywabbit]

i have lots of flaws but i do at least take a fair amount of comfort knowing that, if i were a customer NPC in a fast food/retail management game, i would be one of the chill early-level ones that can wait a super long time before they start getting impatient, and you breathe a sigh of a relief when you see them show up in a harder level