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Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

amygdalae

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

toonlink1210

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.

#pussy is a woodchipper #pussyposting #reblogged from my pussy #reblog

call my pussy the wood chipper.

#vagina dentata #wanna see my teeth?#pussyposting #posted this from my pussy #posted this WITH my pussy #misandrist memes

charl0ttan

smoking the shit that turned the clock wise

song-of-stardust

AND THEY WERE BOTH PATRON SAINTS OF ONE-WAY TRIPS--

fawnangel09

can't believe men pay for nudes when they could look in the mirror and see a pussy for free

bernard-jackson

rayrardd

never try dick look at what happened to pete wentz and bert mccracken

antimisery-core

!!Dick is NOT FDA approved!!

thediscossessed

Everyone say thank you black women

noireservoir

THANK YOU BLACK WOMEN

I put the soup in marSOUPial.

#yeah i feed soup to possums and what about it?#soupseason #soup #marsoupial posting #marsupial

voyagers-stone

btw if youre young and scared of doing adult things without your parents ive learned that like 90% of the time you can just tell the doctors office or the dmv "haha sorry ive never done this without help before... can you show me how to do this?" the employee will not care. if that means anything to you

trash-and-trash-accessories

Yeah so I spoke to god and of course I asked, god, which group of people are your favorite? which group of people are living the way you intended?

and she said to me, it's those guys from Jersey Shore. Snookie and the guys with the abs. they're my favorite. they're the only ones living as I intended. the whole point of life is to have fun with your friends and have a slightly weird codependent relationship with your mother. that's it, that's how I intended people to live.

I said, well they're catholic, so are the catholics right?

and she said, the tradcaths and most catholics are living incorrectly. you aren't meant to self-flagellate, or even go to church regularly. you're supposed to have fun with your friends. and those kids from Jersey Shore are having fun with their friends. When they eat their protein, they're partaking in my flesh, when they get drunk they're drinking of my blood, when they inject themselves with steroids they're partaking of my spirit and joining me in the act of creation. I really love those guys from Jersey Shore.

antimisery-core

amen 🙏🙏

Friendly reminder to moisturize ur tattoos.

#go do it bitch you know it’s been too long #theyre crying. moisturize them.#they will look better long term if you moisturize them consistently #tattoos

y ohio twinks make me cry?