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I’m gonna need people who do haircut 360’s to stop touching their hair while they do it.

#IT MESSES UP THE SHAPE AND MAKES IT HARDER FOR ANYONE TO ACTUALLY FOGIRE OUT HOW ITS BEEN CUT #IT COMPLETLY DEFETES THE PURPOSE OF DOING ONE #KEEP UR FINGERS OUR OF YOUR HAIR FOR 10 SECS PLS #pls tell me i’m not the only one

segamascott

antimisery-core

you don’t know anything about me

#i am the tomb raider #clocking in 1billion hours on temple run #dont try me #i would also pirate media but that’s unrelated

I think somewhere along the way we forgot that Wonderwall is actually a good song. I’d like to return to a simpler time when this was commonly understood.

#anyway here’s wonderwall #its my opinion #opinion #reblog #music #oasis wonderwall #oasis band #oasis #bandom

Growing up is realizing that it was at least partly that damn phone all along.

#this is just my experience ik it’s not universal #pls don’t kill me #technology sucks these days anyways #phone #reblog #unplugged

i’m crazy for you but not because i love you a lot but because you make me clinically insane.

princessdraconic

i need to lift weights or else the dragon of destruction will take over

aflo

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

amygdalae

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

amygdalae

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

toonlink1210

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.

#pussy is a woodchipper #pussyposting #reblogged from my pussy #reblog

call my pussy the wood chipper.

#vagina dentata #wanna see my teeth?#pussyposting #posted this from my pussy #posted this WITH my pussy #misandrist memes

charl0ttan

smoking the shit that turned the clock wise

song-of-stardust

AND THEY WERE BOTH PATRON SAINTS OF ONE-WAY TRIPS--

fawnangel09

can't believe men pay for nudes when they could look in the mirror and see a pussy for free

bernard-jackson

rayrardd

never try dick look at what happened to pete wentz and bert mccracken

antimisery-core

!!Dick is NOT FDA approved!!

thediscossessed

Everyone say thank you black women

noireservoir

THANK YOU BLACK WOMEN

I put the soup in marSOUPial.

#yeah i feed soup to possums and what about it?#soupseason #soup #marsoupial posting #marsupial

voyagers-stone

btw if youre young and scared of doing adult things without your parents ive learned that like 90% of the time you can just tell the doctors office or the dmv "haha sorry ive never done this without help before... can you show me how to do this?" the employee will not care. if that means anything to you

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