potatoes r gross

lms if u agree

[potatofacts]

Based on archives, your oldest post was January 2016, but @antipotatosquad's first post was made in August 2015, so technically potato hate blogs have per-existed your blog, but you've been more active over the years whereas they just returned after a 5 year hiatus.

-@anti-potato

Based on the above facts we can conclude that potato hate is as old as the potato itself. However, these facts also support the timeless adage that hate fizzles out (like potato roasted over open fire)

[antipotatosquad]

fun fact: i still don’t like potatoes

[antipotatosquad]

POTATOES BELONG TO FIERY PITS OF HELL

fun fact: potatoes r capable of murder (not cool)

[antipotatosquad]

like,,, they’re not even trying to hide it?? watch out everyone

[antipotatosquad]

As a potato tumblr veteran do you remember any other potato blogs that were popular years ago that do not exist/are not active anymore?

all i remmeber is rly not enjoying the taste of potatoes & a lot of ppl rly not liking that i disliked potatoes & that was quite lonely

[antipotatosquad]

POTATOES BELONG TO FIERY PITS OF HELL

fun fact: potatoes r capable of murder (not cool)

[kinkieibrarian]

I know other potatoes have made these lists before, but I need this for a thing

@neutral-potato-or-not-idfk @ghost-potato-spooky @big-potatos-spouse @pinkbimbopotato @potato-murderer @medusa-potato @sparkle-potato @mikupotato @pygmalion-god-of-potatoes @fag-potato @aye-scottish-potato @i-say-potato @potatopostarchive-unofficial @yukon-gold-potato @juses-son-of-the-great-starch @wizard--potato @wizard-potato @invisible--potato @anime-potato-uwu @barbie-potato @emo-potato-rawr @amurricapotato @the-last-potato-prophet @just-an-average-potato-lol @anything-but-average-potato @sweet-potato-uwu @yourpotatobrotato @unfunnypotato @small-tomatoes @big--potato @medium-potato @slutypotato @ssllutty-potato @small-potato @potato-facts @antipotatosquad @potato @anti-potato

[antipotatosquad]

why am I on a list of my mortal enemies ?? pls let it b clear I am not a potato, nor the antithesis of a potato, nor even a root vegetables. i am just a hater

[anti-potato]

pro hato, less tato

[antipotatosquad]

good post

[antipotatosquad]

if someone offered me a potatoe . i would cry

[small-potato]

sob bitch

[antipotatosquad]

u r literally a hacky sack that grows underground dont try me

[antipotatosquad]

if someone offered me a potatoe . i would cry

[sparkle-potato]

🥔

[antipotatosquad]

📞 HELLO MOM CAN U PICK ME UP IM BEING CYBER BULLIED BY A SPARKLY POTATO 

[antipotatosquad]

if someone offered me a potatoe . i would cry

[antipotatosquad]

WAIT you out survided potato?

the spirit of the anti ptoato squad will live on in the cold nether of the end of the universe as long as the mealy texture lingers we will b here

[antipotatosquad]

THW RETURN OF THE KING?????

yes hi hello it is me the king of hating potatoes i have returned

[antipotatosquad]

does this mean someone finally wants to join my anti-potato squad

[anti-potato]

you (not a potato) and i (not like other potatoes) were meant to be together in this

[antipotatosquad]

so you’re telling me u don’t hate potatoes …. you just aren’t a potato ???? (suspicious)

[anti-potato]

i'm a potato but i hate other potatoes i think they should all be burned, baked, cooked or destroyed

[antipotatosquad]

ok u had me at destroyed

[antipotatosquad]

does this mean someone finally wants to join my anti-potato squad

[anti-potato]

you (not a potato) and i (not like other potatoes) were meant to be together in this

[antipotatosquad]

so you’re telling me u don’t hate potatoes …. you just aren’t a potato ???? (suspicious)

[antipotatosquad]

does this mean someone finally wants to join my anti-potato squad

[anti-potato]

keeping track of potato gimmick/related blogs because it's kinda getting out of hand

@potato (inactive)

@antipotatosquad (inactive)

@potato-facts (inactive)

@potato-king-official (?) (extinct) (username changed to @through-dead-eyes-blog, old posts deleted; based on interactions with antipotatosquad)

@tisitheawkwardpotato (?) (deactivated) (based on interactions with antipotatosquad)

@dontworryimapotato1 (?) (deactivated) (based on interactions with antipotatosquad)

@potatofacts

@truepotatogod

@small-potato

@slutypotato

@medium-potato

@big--potato

@big-fuckin-potato

@anti-potato

@pinkbimbopotato

@potato-murderer

@medusa-potato

@sparkle-potato

@mikupotato

@pygmalion-god-of-potatoes

@fag-potato

@aye-scottish-potato

@small-tomatoes (not a potato, but was created in response to small-potato)

@yukon-gold-potato

@dapotatoking277 (?)

@unfunnypotato (?)

[antipotatosquad]

yo

[antipotatosquad]

Excuse me, but I would like declare war on your people. My kingdom is disgusted with how you target and humiliate us.

uhhhhhhh sorry supposed “potato king” of some unreal nonexistent “potato kingdom” (ive seen MAPS and there r no locations of potat kingdoms, guaranteed truth) but im gonna have t o just tell u ,,, pototates r not that good ,, in fact some might say they r bad ! gross ! or even awful !

[antipotatosquad]

potatoes are evil, unhealthy balls of starch that deserve to be burned. not baked, not fried, but burned. i am on your side. we shall stand united.

welcome to the antipotato movement ur support against the potato evil is needed more than ever in this potat-saturated world !!2@!!@@!1!11