i was drafting a post that said “a single boba tea can replace up to two meals if you are pure of heart” and the reason i didn’t post it is because as i was typing those words i got so dizzy i felt like i was being abducted by aliens
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i was drafting a post that said “a single boba tea can replace up to two meals if you are pure of heart” and the reason i didn’t post it is because as i was typing those words i got so dizzy i felt like i was being abducted by aliens
longterm use of this website gives you a tumblr accent
i say eep irl now
use more olive oil
I didn’t even notice the url I was just like damn they’re right.
glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts
Do Not Do This To Me
if this post hits 200k im printing it out and eating it
Achievement Unlocked:
Daily Recommended Dose of Fiber
Make an ill-advised promise within earshot of a gimmick blog.
Quick someone add a fucked-up car so we can get @identifying-cars-in-posts
1976-1977 Oldsmobile Cutlass
That car is not messed up enough. Here.
@identifying-cars-in-posts
1981-1983 Delorean DMC-12
I'll write a hauiku as a comment on this post and hope the bot sees
I’ll write a hauiku
as a comment on this post
and hope the bot sees
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
@identifying-horses-in-posts
Pretty horse!
@i-say-ok
ok.
@cat-spotted
CAT SPOTTED!!☆ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
Fine kitty appearing during our time of need! This Delightful beast only appears once every 1000 years for the small price of $2.50!
/200K
LETTERS (uppercase): 18/26 (69%) ABCDEF HI K MNOPQRSTU
LETTERS (lowercase): 24/26 (92%) abcdefghijklmnop rstuvwxy
NUMBERS: 9/10 (90%) 123 567890
NUMBERSHIFTS: 5/10 (50%) !@ $ ^ )
PUNCTUATION: 5/22 (23%) . / :' -
SPACE: 1/1 (100%)
TOTAL: 62/95 (65%)
EXTRA CHARACTERS: 4 ☆ฅ•ﻌ
wooooooooooooooooooooo
glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts
Do Not Do This To Me
if this post hits 200k im printing it out and eating it
Achievement Unlocked:
Daily Recommended Dose of Fiber
Make an ill-advised promise within earshot of a gimmick blog.
Quick someone add a fucked-up car so we can get @identifying-cars-in-posts
1976-1977 Oldsmobile Cutlass
That car is not messed up enough. Here.
@identifying-cars-in-posts
1981-1983 Delorean DMC-12
I'll write a hauiku as a comment on this post and hope the bot sees
I’ll write a hauiku
as a comment on this post
and hope the bot sees
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
@identifying-horses-in-posts
Pretty horse!
@i-say-ok
ok.
@cat-spotted
CAT SPOTTED!!☆ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
Fine kitty appearing during our time of need! This Delightful beast only appears once every 1000 years for the small price of $2.50!
/200K
LETTERS (uppercase): 18/26 (69%) ABCDEF HI K MNOPQRSTU
LETTERS (lowercase): 24/26 (92%) abcdefghijklmnop rstuvwxy
NUMBERS: 9/10 (90%) 123 567890
NUMBERSHIFTS: 5/10 (50%) !@ $ ^ )
PUNCTUATION: 5/22 (23%) . / :' -
SPACE: 1/1 (100%)
TOTAL: 62/95 (65%)
EXTRA CHARACTERS: 4 ☆ฅ•ﻌ
wooooooooooooooooooooo
Fun potato fact #50:
Potatoes are great at robbing banks!
I can neither prove nor deny these accusations
they don't like it when the potatoes are naked and hard
who doesn't like it when I'm naked and hard?
SORRY ITS BEEN A WHILE. I WAS BEING NORMAL
Normal? why would you want to be *normal*?
ITS A FIGURE OF SPEECH YOU PEELHEAD
psh, who uses figures of speech these days? everyone knows you're supposed to release triple entwined subversive thoughts into the wild, rather than falling into old cliches
YOU ARE *SUCH* AN ECCENTRIC
eccentric? never heard of that. is it a type of spice?
READ A DICTIONARY, EYE-FOR-BRAINS
I have read the dictionary, in fact I have one right here it says "deviation from being a circular shape" I didn't realises you were complimenting my form, thanks my friend :3
YOUR FORM IS QUITE NONCIRCULAR I MUST SAY. HOWEVER YOU ARE STILL A ROOTRUSTLER
potatism at it's peak
Potatoes are always at their peak, simply incredible
Oh thank you, I love the support, and I am incredible
this blog is dead af I could do the fortnite dance and nobody would notice
just because you're dead doesn't mean no one can see or hear you
Yeah.
Do the dance
Ok:>
[Stae proceeds to do the default fortnite dan- wait what the fuck is stae doing]
doing the spooky
Had a nightmare they made an evil version of Cats called Dogs and if you watched it you turn into a potato
@prxckedradiolove 😭😭
this is what would happen if was actually irl no kidding
Can this movie please exist I need everyone to see Dogs immediately
Does anyone have a link to Dogs? Asking for a friend
i really want to talk to my crush, but my anxiety isnt letting me so if this post get 10k notes by valentines day i will try to talk to her
this post has been turned bisexual!
@the-purple-painter @the-lesbian-painter @the-scaly-painter @the-stormy-painter @the-blue-painter want to help spread?
This post has been purpled!
@post-uwuifer pwease pwease pwease?
I weawwy want to tawk to my cwush, but my anxiety isn’t wetting me so if dis post get 10k notes by vawentine’s day I wiww twy to tawk to hew UwU
This post has been UwU-ified!
as a tater who has faced the same thing, I shall reblog
fuck it, why not
All potatoes should be eaten with just your hands actually
Potatoes kind of went awff when they invented hash browns
look at this Perfect Potato Patty im grillin
American behavior trying to turn everything into hamburger.
Tumblr user behavior trying to turn everything into something to be ashamed of.
Me behavior needing at least 100 of these NOW.
you can turn me into a patty
They’re sensational!
what about my form?
beware potato posters, the potato blogs will find you
the potatoes can't find me, they don't know where I live
too late, they've already entered your house.
haha, it was a trick. Now I have all of the potatoes!
oh no, she's got me! oh well
pgata0godoto
shit. I mean, yeah, I guess you're right