anti potato

he/they

[red-dog-official]

Cold and soggy hashbrown for lunch.

[anti-potato]

finally, a voice of reason

[redtsundere-pngs]

[anti-potato]

personification of potatoes is evil! this is just a way to get people to identify with these GAY PERVERTED SOCIALIST LOSER POTATOES. do NOT fall for this trick. this is nothing but propaganda!

[beanbeautifulzz]

there are more potatoes in my bathroom

[anti-potato]

do NOT enter that bathroom, they're having starch play

[calidotgov-deactivated20240108]

congratulations piracy

[livefromtheloam]

Ad agency: Please don't steal the King's potatoes, no matter how easy it is.

Regular people: Wait, the King has easily stolen potatoes? How do I get in on this?

Internet users who have been stealing potatoes for years: We made a machine that picks so many potatoes and also that machine is free. Enjoy!

[commandtower-solring-go]

Ad agency: you wouldn't steal a movie?

10 year old me with 0 income and no movie: YOU CAN STEAL MOVIES????

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Headline from IFLScience reading: "You Wouldn't Steal a Movie" Advert May Have Led To More People Stealing Movies /End ID]

[geekysteven]

[teaboot]

Fun fact! Both the music and the font in that ad were incorrectly sourced and did not provide compensation to the creators

[alllowercaseandnospaces]

I would say i love you more than potatoes but that would be a lie

[anti-potato]

i would say i love you more than potatoes and that would almost always be true

[anti-potato]

get ON my back

[anti-potato]

starch balls

[anti-potato]

i confused lindsay graham and lindsay lohan and i was genuinely getting upset

[sweatymenforme]

[anti-potato]

😳

[olivewinterleaf]

Three potatoes in a state of ennui.

[pupslutposting]

hungry and sleepy :(( don't wanna eat more potatoes:(((

[anti-potato]

we need you to eat more potatoes. we could do with a little less potatoes plaguing us

[anti-potato]

of course potatoes came from peru, because it starts with a 'p'

[anti-potato]

of course pearson's correlation coefficient is a parametric test, because it starts with a 'p'

[anti-potato]

of course potatoes came from peru, because it starts with a 'p'

[i-say-potato]

peanits

[anti-potato]

potato

[reefsharkivist]

go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

[eategg24]

haha yay! *starts making sugars*

[m41-d]

i love this post and always reblog it because it reminds me of a game i used to play in the bath tub as a child which was called “plant sugars” and the premise was that i was a plant organism and i had to produce starches to store in my tuber

[anti-potato]

you want potatoes, i want pot o' toes, we are not the same

[anti-potato]

of course potatoes came from peru, because it starts with a 'p'

[c-of-d]

Oddities & Curiosities

Miss Idaho Potato, Burley, Idaho, 1935

[anti-potato]

did she fuck those potatoes?