potato but sparkly

[sparkle-potato]

I sparkle

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@anime-potato-uwu

@amurricapotato

@emo-potato-rawr

@satan-potato

[tlirsgender]

Weird peeve time. Calling lab grown gemstones “fake” is stupid because it’s the same shit just not formed naturally. An artificially grown diamond is the same shit as a natural diamond it is the exact same material bro it’s all fuckign carbon

[tlirsgender]

It’s carbon it’s pretty and it didn’t involve slave labor what’s not to love??? Hi I’m having geology opinions tonight apparently. And I’m right

[tlirsgender]

There is so much bullshit in the diamonds industry to be mad about tbh. It also ties into the bullshit of the wedding industry as a whole but we don’t have the time to unpack all that

[val-ritz]

not even going to lie, the day i learned i could get like 15 lab grown rubies the size of dimes for $20 is the day i spent $20 on rubies, and i have never once said to myself “man, i wish this cost $1,600 and the lives of eight children to produce”

[fuckyeahmineralogy]

We are a pro-lab-grown mineral blog here, not only is it massively cheaper but massively more ethical as well in many cases.

[thegreenpea]

another very cool lab grown gem is Moissanite. It has a 9.25 on the mohs hardness scale where diamond is a 10. Moissanote also has a 2.69 refractive index in comparison to diamond’s 2.419 and here is the difference 

and the best thing about moissanite? It is all lab grown and it costs only a fraction of what diamond costs. So fuck the diamond indsutry and buy lab grown gems which cost significantly less

[rubixpsyche]

Also it’s just cool to think of some mad scientist lookin person doing shit against the law of the universe and making pretty gems for you. Like cmon. This shouldnt be allowed probably. But humans really be like on gOD i want some shiny an just started MAKIN em

[zathechaosgod]

for years people wanted alchemy, well now we have alchemy and we’re making gemstones out of it and suddenly “it doesn’t count” anymore

[catboybiologist]

Fun fact: the main way that gemstone experts are able to tell that a diamond is lab grown is that it’s too high quality, and also that lab grown and cut diamonds usually have a microscopic mark indicating them as such.

Its ridiculous in the modern day to go for “natural” diamonds.

[the-haiku-bot]

Its ridiculous

in the modern day to go

for “natural” diamonds.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[sparkle-potato]

Where are all my bitches at

[wrenchswango]

good gnews everyone

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the-universe-at-large

roach:

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YES YOU DID

high-saffron

the more you reblog this the more it breaks

the-universe-at-large

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO

dangergays

literally what is happening @staff you dun goofd

[actualchiotdelphine]

i tried to reblog this and the stupid app just crashed

[toujours-fidele-deactivated2018]

what

[kiwi-draws]

wh

[dnalkaline]

[overlordmao]

w-

[acefandom103]

If you’re seeing this, I managed to reblog this post.

[postmastered]

I-

what?

[mlmc4ctus]

i’m frightened

[i-cant-believe-its-v]

Attempting to reblog

[hahaha-darn-it]

apparently I can’t reblog without writing some text here. not even with only tags

[the-resident-gay]

here goes nothing

[jugaux-deactivated20250123]

Hey what

[neuromustdie]

hi the fuck

[paradise-sys]

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[stantler-and-walrein]

GreaerG post everybeverybeverybeveryBEEEE

Hit the shHit

the showHit

owers

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post

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showowowowowowowowo owo?

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[confuzz1ed]

wuh

[teavich]

i love how the reblog format changed halfway through

[kits-extreme-autism]

WISH ME LUCK, IM REBLOGGING

[greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat]

It worked I reblogged it!

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

would you rather eat another person, or be eaten by another person?

eat another human being

be eaten by another human being

Voting ended onOct 10, 2023

no third answer, this time. make your choice

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

this ecosystem is gonna collapse

[sparkle-potato]

Humans eat me everyday

[ailingwriter]

New Info learned: potato chips burn rather well! They also smell pretty bad when they do.

[sparkle-potato]

I bruned a potato chip once

Gave me a good high

[punkcollar]

I love you wrinkles i love you stretch marks i love you cellulite i love you acne i love you scars i love you body hair i love you moles i love you birthmarks i love you freckles i love you

[gameover03909987-deactivated202]

not my math class talking about how dumb fox news is

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

Not quite the same but in one of my interior design classes the professor was showing us images of interiors and having us critique them as a class and he put up this one that was so garish that everyone hated it. Ridiculous gold and mirrors everywhere and we came to the conclusion that it was hideous and clearly owned by someone very rich who was very full of themselves and just wanted to show off their money

With a shit-eating grin my professor then told us it was the penthouse of Trump Tower

[liarsblade]

"I love freaks and weirdos and strange people and people who don't conform and behave oddly because they can't mask all their symptoms and-" you guys genuinely can't even handle it when an anxious person uses a script in a conversation

[liarsblade]

Look guys if you're constantly derogatorily talking about "people who stutter while ordering food"/"people who are too scared to talk to the barista" as if they are a group of morally or mentally deficient persons then I simply do not believe you when you reblog posts about normalizing people who stim, who talk to themselves in public, who don't talk at all. Sorry!

[knuckle]

"i love the hypothetical person who can't mask and also feels no anxiety about it and developed no related trauma that makes them avoidant and also laughs when i make fun of someone who can't make a phone call"

[thememedaddy]

[sparkle-potato]

🎶Why do dogs lick themselves?🎶

[motherfrigginpsas]

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

[feytaline-loves-deactivated2018]

For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS

I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it

[abbessolute]

@oneshoeshort

[oneshoeshort-deactivated2021060]

IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT.

[sirro85-blog]

Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital.

[becausewedefinetheworld]

btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222

[arcadialedger]

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[slutypotato]

Do you love the colour of the spud?

[silverwanderingcrow]

@potato-murderer

[potato-murderer]

Mmm the rainbow of potatoes…all so delicious.

[were--ralph]

The ultimate sexy poll showdown you can only choose one to fuck

Vampires

Werewolves

Voting ended onSep 28, 2023

RB for the largest sample size this site has ever seen. it's time to put an end to this.

[thatdimensionalfox]

now, considering the fact that a werewolf made this poll, I suspect this poll might be slightly biased with the viewers of this poll

[were--ralph]

no i want people to get it as far away from me as possible so it gets a fair chance all around, so rb and keep it pushing

[spudsaaa]

@illumiost

[sparkle-potato]

Might take a break for a bit, just really tired :/

[potato-murderer]

AUGH WHAT THE FUCK-

Shit I dropped my best killing knife…can’t see well because of these damned sparkles…

[potato-murderer]

@sparkle-potato I am still rubbing this shit out my eyes, pissed off 50 potatoes maimed since then.

[sparkle-potato]