My constant thoughts in one gifset
No title available
Misplaced Lens Cap
Not today Justin
Monterey Bay Aquarium

if i look back, i am lost
official daine visual archive
NASA

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
RMH

Andulka
Keni

shark vs the universe
Cosimo Galluzzi
hello vonnie

PR's Tumblrdome
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
One Nice Bug Per Day

gracie abrams

Discoholic 🪩

seen from India
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from China

seen from Germany

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Romania

seen from Malaysia

seen from Germany
seen from United States

seen from Türkiye

seen from India
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from India
seen from Poland
seen from United Kingdom

seen from France
@antisocialbisexual-blog
My constant thoughts in one gifset
reblog if you are BISEXUAL, SUPPORT BISEXUAL PEOPLE, or REALLY HATE DONALD TRUMP
Proving a point to my boyfriend.
PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry
I’ve never hit reblog faster or harder.
One of my classmates just yelled 'I want tuna!'. Since I also loved food, I thought, 'Oh my god, I want tuna too!'
And then I realised.
I am a vegetarian.
Board exams fuck someone up so much that they forget that they do not eat a certain food.
I have a problem. Or a gift.
It only takes me two minutes after I hold a honest conversation with someone to sort them in their Hogwarts house. It takes me around six minutes to observe that person and then sort them.
This is legit the first question which comes into my mind: What Hogwarts house would that person be in?
Why is the ambition of Slytherins always translated as hunger for power?
What if my ambition is to look super cute today? What if it’s to write a book? What if it’s to someday own ten cats? What if I just wanna see how much ice-cream I can eat in twenty-minutes?
#andromeda to ted at some point probably
#regulus to sirius at some point probably (you kmow, before he died)
AU where the hat knows that there’s a storm brewing on the horizon Harry’s first year, and is determined to be ready.
When “Granger, Hermione,” is called, Hermione’s logic catches up to her excitement and she realises that the sorting hat has been a part of this world for centuries and she’s only been in it for weeks, and that she wants to listen to what it has to say before asking to be placed in Gryffindor. And the hat looks, and the hat sees someone who’s always been on the outside, who has such thirst, such ambition, and who knows that she is capable of more. And thinks Slytherin immediately.
“Very well,” Hermione thinks. “Put me in Slytherin.
And the hat warns her that she is not choosing an easy path, that there is a reason that no muggleborn has gone to Slytherin since the time of Voldemort. It tells her that it is dangerous, and that he can put her in another house as he has done for those before her. But he looks into her mind and sees the force of her conviction.
“I’ve been facing racism my entire life,” she tells it. “Here I have the power to do something about it. Put me in Slytherin.”
“Very well,” the hat thinks, and announces her placement. And jaws drop and eyes widen in shock as this little black girl with eyes like a bronze warship and the bearing of a queen walks over to her table.
When “Potter, Harry,” is called, and the hat sees a child who has suffered, but is so powerful, more powerful than almost any child he has ever seen, if he could only believe what he is capable of. Powerful enough to do what is needed, even though it shouldn’t be his responsibility. And Harry is so nervous he tells the hat to put him anywhere. Put him anywhere, just let him stay.
“Very well,” the hat thinks, better be…
“SLYTHERIN” is the only sound before the hall is silent and shocked her again, as a shy little boy with black hair and tan skin who looks far too skinny and far too small stumbles over to the Slytherin table, trying his best to be as invisible as possible. And his big green eyes have a haunted look that says he’s seen too much for someone his age, and that looking back is not an option.
When McGonagall reads “Weasley, Ronald,” Ron is confused. An hour ago, he was sure he would go to Gryffindor, thought he knew the order of the world. But his new friend is in Slytherin and he’s too nice to be evil, and Ron questions what he thought were hard truths.
And the hat sees. Sees a boy who’s been overshadowed, who has so much ambition and so much longing to prove that he can be something. And he is something, something more. The hat can feel it in its very fibres. “You were made for Slytherin,” it tells him. “You have the mind of a general and the ability to face your worst fears and stand strong in the heat of battle.” And Ron thinks that sounds far too ominous, but all he knows is that his new friend is in Slytherin, the only friend he’s ever had that respected him like an equal and looked at him like he was Ron and not Just Another Weasley. And he makes up his mind.
“Okay,” he tells the hat. Aware that he is breaking away from centuries of Weasley tradition. But isn’t that what he wanted- to be noticed?
“SLYTHERIN,” the hat calls, just as the students think that they cannot possibly be more surprised.
And the gangly redhead that slinks awkwardly to the table in green, away from all his brothers, doesn’t look like much, seems to the casual eye entirely unimpressive. But there is a look in his eyes that says he is strong, he is capable, he is loyal without fault if only he can find someone who is worthy to stand by him. There is power there, there is more.
And nobody knows quite what happened, but everybody can sense things will never quite be the same.
I'd like to add something.
Draco Malfoy stares, shocked. He was shocked enough when the little black girl was sorted into Slytherin. He had never seen her before, and it became rather clear. She was a Mudblood. But she didn't seem like one. No, this one held a crystal clear aura of purity. Her chocolate skin couldn't have reflected the white heart she had in it more. She had that determination swelling in her eyes, and Draco felt like she'd agreed to get sorted in Slytherin just because she wanted to make some sort of point.
However, those thoughts changed, as both the Potter boy and the Weasley boy sat next to each other at the green and silver table. Draco is enthralled, for he never thought green and red would willingly make such a good combination. Willingly, because Weasley looked utterly contented, while his brothers at the red and gold table longingly looked over at him, lost and confused. Could the Potter boy who had been so nice, so polite, really have gone to the house they considered as evil? But they seemed to resign themselves to the fact, and relished themselves with the fact that their brother seemed happy, as he always was when food was around.
A painful feeling throbbed in Draco's heart, as he realised he would probably never have that. The reactions of the Weasley prefect and those annoying twins had changed him slightly. He shuddered to think what would have happened if his father heard that he was put into Gryffindor, or even worse, Hufflepuff.
He stopped to think his last statement over. Was Gryffindor really that bad? Was Hufflepuff really that bad? If they were, then Slytherin must have been bad as well, and if Slytherins were bad, then Potter, Weasley, and the Granger girl wouldn't have agreed to be sorted into it.
That raw look of determination in Granger sparked something in him. The mischief and cunning in Potter lighted a bright flame. The absolute sense of loyalty that was clearly there on Weasley's face made him change.
He got up.
He took a step forward.
Then another.
And another.
Till he reached Potter.
"Potter."
Potter looked up, all traces of happiness vanishing, replaced with animosity. "What, Malfoy?"
"I-" Draco inhaled. This wasn't something he was used to doing. He couldn't abandon all his morals that had been ingrained into his head since he was a child. He finally understood the might of Sirius Black.
"Uh, welcome to Slytherin, Potter. Hope you enjoy your time in the best house of Hogwarts." He couldn't resist a slight grin, effectively charming and familiarising his way into the latter's soul.
"Th-thanks, Malfoy." Harry still looked doubtful, but smiled politely back.
In need of some ambient noise?
I have found some Harry Potter inspired ambient noise mixes
Hufflepuff common room
Slytherin common room
Gryffindor common room
Ravenclaw common room
General Harry Potter
I didn’t know I needed this in my life but I really, really did.
I will reblog this everytime I see it on my dash.
You deserve someone who wants to give you a fucking text back, y’know? Someone who wants you, only you, and makes you feel wanted. Someone who can’t help but message you first thing in the morning when the sun light is slow-dancing through the curtain, and they’re barely waking. Someone who wants to spend their drunken Friday nights with you, but also their lazy lemonade Sundays. Someone who holds their one-person umbrella right above you when it’s bucketing down, so that you’re sheltered, even if it means they get soaked through. You deserve someone who thinks of you, often. Someone who calls you on the phone at the end of a long day, because they want to hear the sound of your voice before they drift off into slumber. Someone who makes plans with you on a Tuesday evening, because the weekend is just too far away, and who cares if we have to go to work the next day. Someone who says definitely, not maybe, and follows through. You deserve to hear a song on the radio that makes you melt on the inside at the mere thought of this someone. Someone who could watch you sleeping for hours at a time, and be perfectly content in the grace and stillness of that moment. Someone who steals a cheeky kiss when you’re mid-sentence and least expecting to find their lips. Someone who will happily pig out on pizza with you in bed, and not judge the sweatpants & top knot look you’re sporting. Someone who is just that into you. You deserve someone who challenges the both of you constantly; someone who makes you strive to be better each day, because they’re trying to be better too. Someone you can count on to stick around when the shit hits the fan, which it will. Someone who chooses to lift you up, always. You deserve magic, and fireworks, and confetti canons exploding in your clear blue skies. You deserve someone who will always be careful with your heart, because they know just how fragile it already was before they held it. Someone who’s heart aches whenever yours does. Someone who wakes up next to you each day feeling like they’ve hit the jackpot, over and over again, and thinking what on earth did they do in their past life to be so damn lucky. You deserve someone’s complete attention. Someone who looks at you, and I mean really sees you, and all of the beauty you hold. You deserve to be someone’s first choice. Someone’s best friend. Someone’s partner in crime. Someone’s everything. You deserve to be loved; and loved extraordinarily well. And to be told that you are loved, every single day
– Thought Catalog
some of these are really cliché but man what would I do to have this
cornelius fudge sitting in the middle of the ministry of magic under a sign that says VOLDEMORT IS NOT BACK: CHANGE MY MIND
bonus points for him being covered with vanilla fudge and looking angry while he does this (fred and george were somehow the cause of that)
i wish men understood that when women are talking about feminism and rape culture and shit, it’s not just a political conversation. it’s not about being a “social justice warrior” or whatever. it’s about our actual lives being shaped by misogyny since childhood, and the daily reality of living in fear of violence. this isn’t a fucking game or philosophical debate. this is our fucking lives.
this post is picking up like 100 notes per minute its outta control
You deserve someone who wants to give you a fucking text back, y’know? Someone who wants you, only you, and makes you feel wanted. Someone who can’t help but message you first thing in the morning when the sun light is slow-dancing through the curtain, and they’re barely waking. Someone who wants to spend their drunken Friday nights with you, but also their lazy lemonade Sundays. Someone who holds their one-person umbrella right above you when it’s bucketing down, so that you’re sheltered, even if it means they get soaked through. You deserve someone who thinks of you, often. Someone who calls you on the phone at the end of a long day, because they want to hear the sound of your voice before they drift off into slumber. Someone who makes plans with you on a Tuesday evening, because the weekend is just too far away, and who cares if we have to go to work the next day. Someone who says definitely, not maybe, and follows through. You deserve to hear a song on the radio that makes you melt on the inside at the mere thought of this someone. Someone who could watch you sleeping for hours at a time, and be perfectly content in the grace and stillness of that moment. Someone who steals a cheeky kiss when you’re mid-sentence and least expecting to find their lips. Someone who will happily pig out on pizza with you in bed, and not judge the sweatpants & top knot look you’re sporting. Someone who is just that into you. You deserve someone who challenges the both of you constantly; someone who makes you strive to be better each day, because they’re trying to be better too. Someone you can count on to stick around when the shit hits the fan, which it will. Someone who chooses to lift you up, always. You deserve magic, and fireworks, and confetti canons exploding in your clear blue skies. You deserve someone who will always be careful with your heart, because they know just how fragile it already was before they held it. Someone who’s heart aches whenever yours does. Someone who wakes up next to you each day feeling like they’ve hit the jackpot, over and over again, and thinking what on earth did they do in their past life to be so damn lucky. You deserve someone’s complete attention. Someone who looks at you, and I mean really sees you, and all of the beauty you hold. You deserve to be someone’s first choice. Someone’s best friend. Someone’s partner in crime. Someone’s everything. You deserve to be loved; and loved extraordinarily well. And to be told that you are loved, every single day
– Thought Catalog
the chamber of barbers has been opened. enemies of the hair, beware.
I can't do this anymore. I'm going to give up on making puns. You've won.
You and 99 others awaken in a large room, all confused as to where you are, and how you got there. Soon people start to realize that everybody here is named Jonathan. Except for you.
I turned to one. "You're an Indian Hindu girl, and your name is Jonathan."
She shrugged. "I didn't like my birth name, so I changed it."
"To Jonathan?"
She shrugged again. "I wasn't very creative."
"Well, what was your old name?"
She looked around uneasily. "I'd rather not say."
"Come on, you can whisper it." I urged.
She sighed reluctantly, and leant in to whisper it. I processed her name for a few seconds, and then...
"Wait, that's my name!"
why are sun bears like…that?
like what
oh you mean that
well
sometimes it just be like that
can we just take a second to admire that tongue in the last picture
i’m curious what’s your sign and would u rather have elf ears or fangs? and why?