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I'd rather be in outer space šø
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real yearners miss people BEFORE they're gone
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using the traffic light system during a kink scene but shaking my head the entire time so the audience knows i dont support car-dependant infrastructure and its influence on the common vocabulary
when a cultural activity easily allows you to let small children participate
alternatively, a child dragon being greeted by the clan
The gather to meet the youngling
Have y'all ever seen that video of elephants in a sanctuary absolutely booking it across the enclosure to meet the New Baby, because
I love how they're clearly walking in formation until one of them sees the baby dragon and then they immediately all run over.
"baby dragon" excuse me those are LION DANCERS and that is a LION CUB
big fan of the word tangentially
imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey
I Have Softness For You
i have milk for you
Stop.
Cut the baby monkey in half
i found something today and instantly recognized it
Yāever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way way opened to it?
I've seen this passed around a few times, and I have one thing to say:
It's online. The book was carefully and wonderfully recreated online by hand. You can find it here. The entire book is this easy.
calculusmadeeasy.org
TIL the highest honor is to be consigned to the processing vortex
MONKEY WIRE MOTHER
My problem with heterosexual romance novels (which I am reading under duress due to my coworker book club but find somewhat entertaining cuz they're not something I normally wld read) is that whenever the love interest is an asshole the author also makes him all dommy dom. when what I really want is for him to be thoroughly put in his place. All of these shithead Christian grey knockoff guys in these books would be excellent brat material but nobody cares what I want. Nobody cares what I want
privileged asshole who's never been told no getting domesticated tonite? guy who's never encountered real hardship and thinks he deserves to take what he wants taught to sit pretty and beg when he wants something tonite queen? taking a guy who thinks he can claim you and breaking him so hard he takes joy in being less than you because he gets to be yours tonite?
if he's your man why is he three fingers deep in my open wound
whenever I get too anxious and tired of walking around in patho I come to yuliaās house and pretend Iām in a dating sim
fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this
"hunger can be a terrible thing" as lifestyle advice: šš¬šššš š¤¬ššØšØšØ
"hunger can be a terrible thing" as a horror fiction device: šš„°š«¶šÆššš¬šāØļøāØļøāØļø
popular culture used to be very much about eroticism. rockstars used to be on stage in sequins and thongs and thigh high boots playing guitars like they were masturbating. girls used to wear velvet mini dresses and no bras and red-brick-brown lipstick and mascara on their bottom lashes. people used to have body hair on television and in the movies. people used to be sweaty. people used to touch each other over denim and under cotton. foreplay used to be staring at someone over the rim of a glass across a bar across a park across a dinner table. people used to want. i think weāve lost something
Not to be rude but you think our current pop culture ISNT sexualized enough? All we have is sexual content and itās not even quality. Just because itās not the exact aesthetic of eroticism that you prefer doesnāt mean that something is ālostā, itās just done differently
thereās a difference between eroticism and sexualization āļøš¤ we have too much sexualization and not enough eroticism. eroticism is suggestive, not overtly sexual. i know you donāt realize this but youāre actually kind of agreeing with me. we have too much low quality over sexualized content with no meat or context or purpose. everybody needs to put their clothes back on and start staring at each other from across crowded rooms NOW! š«µ
That article sums it up perfectly tbh
The human body has become a strange contradiction at the heart of the modern blockbuster. Sexy, yes. But sexual? No.
Update from the man himself
The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhubās REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.
Also this.
Which led him to this.
Bless this man.
I can appreciate him and the service heās providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform heās hosted on.
He remains just as funny and weird on other platforms dw
By the way, the topic he was presenting was
āCan I get an Honorary Degree if I Just Ask Really Nicelyā
I need y'all to know that heās not just a part of the shows, Ryan Creamer is a Co-Executive Producer of Game Changer. Legend.
Hereās SWEETROCK, the 24 hour comic I drew this year!
PS: if you liked this, thereās a whole book of these comics available now!