haunted by humans

indie multimuse oc blog :: written by shamu

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indefinite hiatus

         i’ve really been upset with this blog so i don’t think i’m going to come back any time soon. if you really want to chat, you can find me on skype or on other blogs

          sorry

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sometimes i wonder like

if all of my ocs were in a dating sim, who would ppl go for the most? who would u wanna date?

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yeah i know  that i’m a grown ass man who still acts like an idiot but lord he must have been in a good mood the day he let a girl like you  choose to take a fool like me

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     – i’m becoming my own self-fulfilling prophecy !

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               like for a small starter? muse will be random if not specified

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No homo! starter sentences - put one in my ask.

- no offense is meant by this meme, the guy who runs this blog himself is queer, they’re meant to be funny so enjoy :)

“Getting your dick sucked isn’t gay! Sucking dick is the gay part.”

“Dude, no homo, but you look hot today.”

“I mean, we kissed but not in a gay way.”

“I only go to gay bars to get away from the freaks in normal clubs, but now women are hitting on me!”

“I kissed a girl but it was only because of tequila shots.”

“If I was gay I’d tap that.”

“I experimented a little and came to the conclusion I officially love dick/pussy too much to be gay.”

“Uhuh, because those jeans totally make you look straight.”

“Six shots of vodka and suddenly I like men/women.”

“There’s no shame in wrestling with your best bro and getting a little excited, it happens.”

“It’s not gay if it’s a threeway, right?”

“Of course a threeway is gay when it’s three dudes/chicks!”

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SHAMU HAS WAY TOO MANY BLOGS: A COMPREHENSIVE GUIDE

active

@gordoniisms - batgirl/barbara gordon (dc)

@antodisms - multimuse oc

semi-active

@elysianor -villain oc

hiatus

@luckystrikc - boxer oc

@rosannevassal - cherche (fire emblem)

@elysianiisms - katia anderson (professor layton)

@illvsioniste - magician oc

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           “I’VE DRANK ALMOST two pots of coffee the past few days, so I’m not sure if I should still be alive.”

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👗ovo

orson added the gold accents to remind colt of his eyes because he’s a dorky asshole

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👗

diem or cab probably put this together. they are strong advocates for the beanie

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👗~

i call this one the ‘my boyfriend is a cat’ look

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I’ve seen a lot of au ideas where the guy pretends to be the boyfriend, but what about an au where the girl steps up and pretends to be the girlfriend for whatever reason?

Oh that’s your ex and they’re gloating because it’s been three months and they’re flaunting their new beau while verbally lashing you with insults and mockery? Here let me just slide in…

Oh your parents planned a surprise visit and now you’re having that awkward ‘Where is your life going? We’re low key disappointed in you.’ conversation in a ridiculously public place? Here let me pretend to be the reason you’ve been staring at your phone this whole time. “Hey baby, sorry I’m late.”

Big brother is mocking you because his life is supposedly oh so perfect and yours is shit? He’s kind of an asshole and I think he pulled some shady one night stand shit on my best friend - Yeah, here, I’m your newest arm candy. Just go with it.

AND MANY, MANY, MORE

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Send Me A “👗” And My Muse Will Dress Yours

They’ll put together an outfit for yours based on their personal tastes using This.

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A nice name for a slightly intimidating man. Colt likes that. “Well, Mr. Hyde, the duty of a prince is to know those invited to a ball hosted by his parents. You just happened to have caught my eye, is all.” It wasn’t a lie. Perhaps it was more of an understatement. But Orson would find that out soon enough.  “Why haven’t you come to more of these occasions? My mother and I adore parties, even if we aren’t able to host ones like we’d want to.”

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             “I’M NOT REALLY all that high-class. I rarely get an invitation.” Orson shrugged, letting his shoulders relax as he let his golden eye fall on him.  He doubted he knew anything about him  and what he did, or he would have known just why he never came. The guests at this ball weren’t his friends, they were his employers. 

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                       “i don’t mind the couples part. if it’s funny, i’m fine with it. you like it when i do that, i do it a lot in the bedroom so hush.” quietly watching her from behind, “y’know what, i should make dinner tonight, just for you. nothing to big or formal, i wanna make up for not letting you watch cheesy stuff.”

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            “REALLY? THAT’S SO sweet of you.” She smiled before she came to a realization, frowning and turning around. “Aki, what is this about...? You came over to stay with me in the middle of the night and now you’re letting me watch whatever I want and making me dinner? Did I do something special?”

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@antodisms​ || continued from ♥

“Truly. I’ve always been fond of hanging around them, whether they’re playing or not. There’s not anyoen else to talk to here… Or, well, until now.” Colt smiles at the stranger. His mother always did say a prince must learn to converse with people, especially at balls. Not that he was ever bad at it. Especially not when those he was conversing with wore their tailored suits in such a nice way. “What do they call you?”

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            “ORSON HYDE.” WELL, maybe that wasn’t what most people called him, but that was his name. He glanced over the smaller male, reaching a realization. Was the prince talking to him? Why him when there were several other far more interesting people around he could talk to instead? “I wouldn’t expect the prince to know me though.”

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“Royal balls are such a bore, aren’t they?” (i love royalty aus so mUCH)

royalty au sentence starters!

           “TELL ME ABOUT it. I’m hardly ever at these kind of high-class parties.” The bounty hunter chuckled to himself, glancing around the ballroom. His only reason for being there was because he was invited and requested to come at any cost. Of course, he despised small talk and the stuffy suit he was wearing, so he’d come to be a wallflower. “The musicians are good conversationalists though.’