Cherophobia

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[introvertunites]

tag what you’re majoring in/intend on majoring in

[gschwellti-deactivated20170917]

when you freak out about losing your glasses and your friends tell you to just look for them

[disgruntledturtle]

Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat

[equalistmako]

“Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical… FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D.”

[seasonoftowers]

Because they’re always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.

[people-are-garbage]

well you did ask

[defilerwyrm]

Also there’s wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat.

[mrtacomam]

you are arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN

[kariachi]

Well yeah, you gotta get this shit right or it’s a waste of 40-80 lbs of meat.

[pulltheotheroneithasbellson]

plus if you feed them a high fat, low nutrition diet, they’re easier to subdue and less likely to run away, which would be a concern for an elderly crone.

[blueandbluer]

Thank you, Old Witch With Candy House side of tumblr.

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

[computeraidedenrichmentblog-blo]

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

[conquerorwurm]

Except in the universe where it does

[castieltherebel-deactivated2020]

i’m having an aneurysm

[saintdollyparton]

Okay but is anything cuter than Simone Biles getting excited over a turtle race?

No, no there isn’t.

[thetrippytrip]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[crazy-ideas]

Buy 365 near-identical, solid color shirts that range through the entire color spectrum in a loop. It will appear as though you wear the same color shirt every day, but in photos from previous months you’ll be wearing a completely different color.

[moonjongupsays]

I’m not the same everyday. There are times where I’m loud and chatty, and there are times when I’m really quiet. I don’t think I can define myself.

(via bl-ossomed)

[i-love-you-from-a-distance]

I hate waiting but if waiting means being able to be with you, I will wait for us as long as forever to be with you.

(via i-love-you-from-a-distance)

[yvngfuvkqueen]

I hope you hear my name and it breaks your heart.

[linda-belcher]

I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

[happytripawd]

This photo deserves its own post.

[fangirlxgarbage]

This needs endless reblogs

[happytripawd]

my dogs are such big dorks

[sickfake]

i :) can’t :) do :) this :) anymore :) but :) i’m :) doing :) it :) anyway :))))))

[mareperfeita]

[jodiefoster]

a concept: i’m in a warm bed with lots of blankets and i have no obligations to be anywhere. i’m calm and safe and happy and you are here with me

[love-personal]