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a guest tonight wants the hotel to pay the $600 lawyers fee he owes because he couldn't get in contact (via the hotel wifi) with his lawyer before the lawyer was out of the office, but the guest only received his room key an hour before this complaint because he was too busy drinking at one of the bars behind the hotel yet i was given a zero on any school paper if it was turned in late

#things that bother me #things that don't matter #personal #rebecca works

dosedotcom

BYEEEEEE

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Our little chefs

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upward dog

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Non-dairy Ben & Jerrys is everything I’ve ever wanted and more

#bless #if only they had non-dairy Americone Dream #then I would die happy #benandjerrys #personal

Wow reading Jared Leto’s quoted bashing his cut scenes from suicide squad make him look even douchier than ever before

#like the reason Heath ledgers joker was actually shown in his movie was because he was actually really good #don't chalk it up to him dying #what a tool bag

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#reference #makeup

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I hate that it’s the right note so much

troyesivan

this is honestly so beautiful musically

#perfection

justbadpuns

A crossover between King Midas and King Oedipus would be pure motherfucking gold

walrusofdoom

How dare you make me read this with my own two eyes

inkskinned

i actually… love people who double or triple or infinity text … what are you excited about because i’m excited too! message me seven times please i’m glad you have a lot to say and i am willing to listen!!