aspiring funny internet man

i'm all ten of the top ten epic gamer moments of 2020

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‪cop: you’re arrested for bribery‬

‪me: *slides over $20* what about now?‬

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borodin second string quartet 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

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Who do you main on smash bros

isabelle or villager

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looks like easter came early this year 😎😎😎

@very-stressed-waffle

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fuck drugs have you ever been given validation by strangers in the internet? that hits different

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Have you ever tried erasable pens? Or like those erasable colored pencils? I’m obsessed with things being erasable that normally aren’t. What’s your opinion on them? The pens, if they’re the ones with the squiggles SUCK as do the colored pencils but the frixon pens are god tier

DUDE OKAY IVE ACTUALLY HEARD THAT ITS JUST HEAT FROM FRICTION THAT MAKES ERASABLE PENS ERASABLE AND LIKE WHAT???? SO IF I TAKE IT OUTSIDE ON A HOT DAY ITS GOING TO DISAPPEAR????

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What are some good membership criteria for a dnd club

although i may seem like the kind of person who could answer that, i’ve never played dnd

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When's the last time you had breadsticks

i have no idea this isn’t okay someone needs to get me to an olive garden asap

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hey friends i disappeared for a while but i’m still as hot sexy and cool as ever so i’ve got that going for me‼️‼️

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yooo it’s been months hold up how are you guys send asks or something

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hey friends i disappeared for a while but i’m still as hot sexy and cool as ever so i’ve got that going for me‼️‼️

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@very-stressed-waffle please

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you’re telling me people actually eat and DONT have their stomach upset for hours afterwards??? am i okay????

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i was watching rav’s epicsmp stream and he spent at least 30 minutes on stream helping freddie set up minecraft

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i need someone who would just go out and look for cool rocks with me please is that too much to ask

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my hobbies include looking through #newprofilepic on twitter and instagram and seeing how long it took them to change it again

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lgbtqs: what is your favorite mario kart wii course and why is it peach gardens or daisy circuit

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Guess who is locked out of their tumblr because their new phone is being weird and they aren’t allowed to get apps because they spend 800 dollars on the iTunes Store in a manic episode and now has their iTunes disabled so now they have to access tumblr through browser ✨

kai please don’t tell me this is you i will go wild