all the world's a stage

Recent college grad, torn between science and art. INTJ. Fandoms I like/reblog include Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Agents of SHIELD, BTTF, Nerdfighteria, The Mindy Project, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Avengers, HP, Hunger Games. You'll also find some movie stuff, cute animals, humor, social activism, and whatever else strikes my fancy. Enjoy! Previous urls include mocking-the-capitol, freecoltpeacemaker, b-b-b-benny, and clarainamillionpieces.

[lagonegirl]

[arabwife]

I’ll get over it I just gotta be dramatic first

[rachelfernss]

Time to get festive ;))

[supers-luthors]

I know this doesn’t go with my blog theme at all but I am crying laughing

[27-tater-tots]

i love how they couldnt control their laughter as well

[archived4555]

Christmas in Edward Scissorhands (1990)

[soivechangedmypleatoguilty]

[thesnobbyartsyblog]

Little did we know lol

[kingrudegyalchina]

When two racist roast each other .

[ghostsandgoblins]

[a-new-chapter-a-new-beginning]

I never get tired of this video. His little legs galloping… gah, so cute!

[auroradragon1]

Have you seen this cuteness?

[zzdigital]

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

[adriofthedead]

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?” “Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

[paulichu]

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

[samarajournal]

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

[espeoradar]

“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?” “…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”

“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”

[recondite-room]

“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”

[nickthepigeon]

“I want to sleep in a coffin…ya kno, for like… aesthetic”

[therightprometheanfire]

“What’s with your thing about necks lately?”

“MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME”

[hopetimistic]

“I looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer.”

[umameva]

the loveliest meowing of them all

[thatll-do]

A BABY

[homunculus-argument]

[a wonderful milkmaiden]: Mrrmeow? [the milkmaiden]: Mrrpmeow? [an entity of the shadow]: (emerges from the shade) [the delightful maiden]:Mrrp? [the entity] ]: (bravely breaks the boundary of the shadow, bravely impeaches it and passes the border of the realm of light in order to be joined with the brave milkmaiden.) [the entity]: (A high-pitched “mmrp!” of delight) [the wonderful milkmaiden]: (She decides that this footage is sufficient. The camera man is instantly murdered upon impact.)

[brainstatic]

We naturally put millionaires and billionaires in the same general class of person, but the only reason to do that is because the words are similar. Since these aren’t numbers we can actually visualize, it’s important to understand what a billion of something is. To travel a million inches, you’d have to travel from the Southern-most tip of Manhattan and go to the Bronx. To travel a billion inches, you’d have to fly from New York to Shanghai twice. A million seconds is a little over 11 days. A billion seconds is nearly 32 years. A million ounces is about the weight of a train car. A billion ounces is 4.5 Eiffel Towers. Use these to conceptualize what the difference between a millionaire and a billionaire is, and the absurd amount of wealth we’re talking about.

[meanplastic]

[pergranmisteriu]

[sinbadism]

she is worth the drama

[girldecoded]

she is worth our time

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[fvcked--waves]

This made me happy

[evolutionofmyjourney]

[unregardless]

being rich would be so much fun, like aside from the obvious stuff, can you imagine going to a restaurant and being able to give your waiter/waitress a $500 tip for like a $40 meal? you could make people’s months without even trying

[insidiousmoonandry]

If only actual rich people thought this way instead of trying to pass shitty ass laws to fuck it up for everyone else

[pocblog]

Time Person of the Year 2017 - The Silence Breakers

Terry Crews is suing agent Adam Venit and William Morris Endeavor for sexual assault. Crews says Venit groped him in front of his wife at an industry event. Venit was briefly suspended from the agency.

“People were saying, ‘you should have beaten him up.’ I’m like, ‘why is nobody questioning him?’ Nobody questions the predator. You know why? Because they just expect it. And I expect it. And I just said, ‘no more.’ Why are you questioning the victim here? Let’s flip it. Let’s talk about what the predator is doing.”

The agency said it had suspended and demoted Venit, who declined to comment.

[bob-belcher]

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