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Joel & Sheila Hammond + kisses SANTA CLARITA DIET (2017-2019)

[driverdelight]

Marriage Story (2019)

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So powerful 😭

[fozmeadows]

my brain at 3am: AND ANOTHER THING -

my wretched, exhausted body: please. I am begging you.

[doortotomorrow]

“Seen my dad, have you?”

[magical-girl]

you ever been 2 seconds from a psychotic break because you cant get a necklace hooked

[harshlips]

Beetlejuice (1988) - directed by Tim Burton

[sunflower-cane]

“If youre not hiding anything youll let me look through this” is a gross manipulation tactic

You have every right to keep your stuff private, it is natural to not want people, no matter how close they are, going through your phone/papers/conversations/pictures.

Dont let them trick you into feeling bad because youre a human who wants privacy.

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A snap shot of my life

I randomly remembered a conversation I had with my best friend in which I described myself as practically being a category of porn. The hot, horny housewife. Described me pretty well. We got briefly off topic and I asked, “what were we talking about? Oh that’s right, porn!” We were at a nifty fifty’s eating lunch. To set the scene. Sometimes my random brain is quite entertaining.

[heartbreakhur]

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[harshlips]

Friends (1994-2004)

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[theblackkeys]

Sign up for the MasterCourse now ⚡ @funnyordie

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[timbradford]

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